That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet

singing or making someone uncomfortable 414 Joined August 2012

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Taylor Rivers @taylorivers

3 years ago

straight ppl will put you on close friends and it's just like pics of burrata

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That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet

4 years ago

Just had a flashback to when I was in 5th grade and the guy I had a crush on who was a TEENAGER, air guitar’d “Jukebox Hero” at the school talent show 🥴

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ok so ella enchanted: what are the limitations of the curse ? bc when they say FREEZE and she freezes in midair? we’re bringing the tike space continuum there. what if i said “ELLA. go back in time and kill baby hitler”. could she do it

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That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet

4 years ago

Except when you reply to one of @Adam_Karpiak ‘s tweets and then you get 50 DMs asking about professional help and jobs bc they don’t realize Twitter is your shit posting zone 😂😭

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Funnilingus ! @FunnilingusLA

4 years ago

Soooo much love to the man I’ve matched with 5 times across 4 apps and 3 years — Love seeing you out there pal. My brother in arms. Ships passing in the night.

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i like birds @midsommar_stan

4 years ago

Is the grinch his name or his ethnicity or his job

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dana bad @baddanadanabad

4 years ago

microdosing feminsim by forgetting to shave my armpits for two days

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That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet

4 years ago

Without me doing this, it’s the most on brand Christina thing I’ve ever read on this god forsaken website 😂

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That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet

4 years ago

No smoke but whenever I’m in Bay View, half the time I see a hot guy and the chick he’s with I’m not sure if it’s his daughter or a Peter Pan type girlfriend 🙃🙃🙃

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Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman

4 years ago

nobody goes harder for anything in the world than non-comedy men defending male comedians they’ve never met

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Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad

4 years ago

seeing lots of jokes about instagram being down, but this is actually really hard for that person u matched with on an app 6 years ago who still watches all your stories for some reason

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grace 🤝 @debtbarbie

4 years ago

my dog is not friendly!!! she is 9 inches tall and weighs 5lbs and has 4 teeth and will fuck your kid/dog UP! do not let your kid try to pet her!!! i know she is cute!!! don’t touch!!!

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shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird

4 years ago

me: [practicing doing the worm] can you move over other guy on the elevator: no

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will ye @will__ye

4 years ago

shitposting on LinkedIn is such an underrated activity lmaoooo

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That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet

4 years ago

Hello @Arbys can my dog be your new mascot?

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That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet

4 years ago

Just had this intrusive memory that when I was 18 dating a 22 year old I thought “Wagon Wheel” was his and his friend’s group’s *song*. Like only they knew it and I thought it was so cool 🙃🥲

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Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez

4 years ago

Swiping on Being on dating apps a date

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Brittany Van Horne @_brittanyv

4 years ago

Employers: We can't find anyone to work for us🥺 Americans: Will you pay us more? Employers: No! Also, write us a custom letter about why working for us would be your life's passion hehe:)