Vyvyan Almond @VyvyanAlmond
All silly voices, all the time. Except when it's drawings. Comedy with The Awkward Silence https://t.co/UHGT8CnKvM, represented by https://t.co/SY5HMaxnQO London, England Joined December 2015-
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Every farm activity sounds like an indie band from 2008
New episode out today! Featuring the actor @TedDanson 🤯, the actor @MrDavidReed 🦷, the actor @SueHarrison123 🎧, the actor @NatashaHodgson 🤪, the actor @markturetsky 🎙️ and the actor @LinneaSage 🐭. The loaves must be made. maximumfun.org/episodes/beef-…
Guys, I don't want to overstate it, but I think this may be the sorest throat I've ever had. I'm so humbled still to be beating personal bests at 33.
Ayum-ee-aawach Oomama-mowan: Speaking to Their Mother, 1991-6, sound installation by Anishinabe, First Nations artist Rebecca Belmore #womensart #EarthDay
My three-year-old has started claiming that he’s not sad or mad, or tired, or hungry, he’s fine, but will then lie facedown on the kitchen floor softly moaning, “no….no…no” while the rest of us step around his prone little body. And it’s like: yeah
Hello. We are looking for a (London-based, ideally) techie who can do our show in Edinburgh, August 16-26, 2.20pm. Do you know someone? Are you that someone?
My hot opinion: the 177 is a lie. It's designed to sucker you in with the idea of bus travel, the allure of a schedule, and then leave you sitting in Peckham until you're definitely late. Let your eyes be opened, and let your ears hear, for I speak nought but Truth.
japanese horror: the house is makes you kill yourself american horror: the house kills you if you have sex french horror: the house kills you by having sex with you uk horror: Reece Shearsmith lives in the house and is weird
Thank God for sphallolalia!
- I want the most French ambassador humanly possible - no, that’s too French
📸 | First official images from @bridge_command. Set to open at the end of March in Vauxhall, the ambitious immersive starship simulator has been developed by Parabolic Theatre.
My grandpa who is 85 started making this rock map of Scotland in 1992.He collected rocks during amateur geology trips over 30 years. He says it had to be geologically correct and also aesthetically pleasing.He asked if I could share online as He wants to go viral so please share
Short notice, but Ralph and I will be on the bill for Late Night With Terry Wogan at the Kings Head Theatre in Angel tonight. A little bird tells me that Alan Bennett and Michael Caine will also be in attendance... kingsheadtheatre.com/whats-on/liebe…
Bro is dressed better than I am
Not if we tried! We are so, so ready. Probably too ready, if anything.
Not if we tried! We are so, so ready. Probably too ready, if anything.
Just a little bit of fun. Just a small amount. K? Nothing to frighten the horses. Just a little bit of bloody fun.
Just a little bit of fun. Just a small amount. K? Nothing to frighten the horses. Just a little bit of bloody fun.
Chatabix with Joe Wil.. @chatabix1
21K Followers 603 Following A BRILLIANTLY CHAOTIC PODCAST with these two pricks - comedians Joe Wilkinson & David Earl. Super guests, exciting adventures, wifi issues & top notch drivel !
Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe
683K Followers 925 Following I have photoshopped the picture above so all the old women are now holding guns but no one's noticed. Handy Link below for book signings / pre-orders
No Context Chatabix @notchatabix
11K Followers 18 Following Chatabiscuit account in homage to Britains highly rated, mildly chaotic podcast - with David Earl and Joe Wilkinson. @chatabix1
Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK
109K Followers 4K Following Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | UK Tour: https://t.co/xRmZ1HMrIf | Books: https://t.co/7LYG9aR1sa | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him
Ethan Lawrence @EthanDLawrence
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Beef & Dairy Network @beefanddairy
15K Followers 8K Following Winner: Best Comedy at British Podcast Awards 2017 & 2018. For those involved or interested in the production of beef animals & dairy herds. By @benpartridge.
The Awkward Silence @The_Awkward_S
825 Followers 1K Following It's those naughty boys (@OhHiRalphJones, @VyvyanAlmond). Represented by Capulet.
Darren Skelton @Deisesupes
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Mitchell’s HQ @mitchells_hq
180 Followers 510 Following If it’s not Mitchell’s, get back in the truck!
Chris Ballard @chriscomedyuk
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David Whitehouse @d_whitehouse
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Professor Bison Sexho.. @Brainmage
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Luna @vanescence30694
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Queer Support System @Queer_Support_S
468 Followers 5K Following The QSS has been established as a relief programme aiming to support LGBTQ+ refugees and asylum seekers who have fled their own countries due to persecution
Mat Goodson @Mathew_with_1_T
342 Followers 4K Following Husband, father, cycling nut, vegan, tree loving ex-arboriculturalist and ex-football fan.
Katie Moriarty-Hopper @KMoriartyHopper
264 Followers 583 Following Galway Girl in London. National Film & Television School grad. I love talking to people about their stories. Casting Producer / Director repped by @DarkEnergyUK
complex creatives 1 @complexcreativ1
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Blob Frog @BFrog60143
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ANTIFASCIST @ANTIFASCIS83388
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Jonny @JonnyNames
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Owen Allen @OHAllen86
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Halo Foods @HaloFood
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Karis Martin @karis86
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Lydia @LydiaMizon
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Stephanie Pearce @wild1pearce
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Lishewh @lishewh23027
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the voidspace 🕳️.. @_voidspace_zine
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Leo Doulton @LeoDoulton
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Chris Walsh @chriswalsh1954
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Matt Hinchcliffe @Dessel_Damask
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Ведьма на ч�.. @probably2002
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Mike West @camdenlight
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DB @dabridg01
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Joe Short @_jshort
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𝘾𝙀𝙀𝙁𝘼�.. @ceefaux
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Rob from Toronto @BobTheMod3
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Ness OCMD MCM 💙☁.. @thixotropic
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Funkhouser @Winchesterrd73
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Chatabix with Joe Wil.. @chatabix1
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Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe
683K Followers 925 Following I have photoshopped the picture above so all the old women are now holding guns but no one's noticed. Handy Link below for book signings / pre-orders
Benjamin Partridge @benpartridge
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Glenn Moore (Insta: @.. @TheNewsAtGlenn
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Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci
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Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK
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Three Bean Salad Podc.. @beansaladpod
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KSB @kfRedhot
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bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer
1.2M Followers 204 Following in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept
Beef & Dairy Network @beefanddairy
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Alex Horne @AlexHorne
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The Awkward Silence @The_Awkward_S
825 Followers 1K Following It's those naughty boys (@OhHiRalphJones, @VyvyanAlmond). Represented by Capulet.
Mitchell’s HQ @mitchells_hq
180 Followers 510 Following If it’s not Mitchell’s, get back in the truck!
wangleberry @Wangleberry
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Professor Bison Sexho.. @Brainmage
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Immersive Rumours @ImmersiveRumour
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Corey Brickley Art @velvetundergrad
3K Followers 115 Following They/Them. Hello! This is my account for JUST ART. Not currently accepting commissions until September. E-mail [email protected] for licensing requests.
looks like a @lookslikethings
288K Followers 9 Following Pictures of things that are recognizable as other objects. For example, a picture of a cloud that happens to look like a whale sword fighting a leprechaun.
the voidspace 🕳️.. @_voidspace_zine
7K Followers 7K Following mind you don't bump your head / interactive arts / EIC @voidskrawl submissions: https://t.co/E3RXoMyJk8
Corey Brickley Illust.. @CoreyBrickley
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Beth Eyre 🏳️�.. @BethEyre
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Guy Shrubsole @guyshrubsole
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Daniel Rigby @danielrigby
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David K. Barnes @VelvetBarnes
4K Followers 1K Following Serious whimsy | Comedy & Drama writer | Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later | Wooden Overcoats | Rep: @SteinbergAssocs | He/Him | Bi
𝘾𝙀𝙀𝙁𝘼�.. @ceefaux
15K Followers 8K Following The TV/films you never knew you needed, in glorious teletext several times a day. Back out book at https://t.co/BUDO5sKAX1 - thank you!
Wodehouse Tweets @inimitablepgw
26K Followers 22 Following I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.
Tom Crowley @atomcrowley
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derek guy @dieworkwear
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Mike West @camdenlight
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Ness OCMD MCM 💙☁.. @thixotropic
622 Followers 466 Following Writes things, teaches things, talks about things. Often tired, with a side of 'Withnail and I'. She/her.
Immersive Experience .. @ImmersiveExpNet
214 Followers 91 Following A supportive, collaborative community of immersive & interactive experience creators.
Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger
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Robbie Hudson @roberthudson
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Jury Games @jury_games
845 Followers 1K Following Award-winning online and in-person interactive experiences - #JuryDuty - #TheInquest - #TheOfficeParty ★★★★★ 'online immersive work at its best' (@TheStage).
The Royal Society @royalsociety
354K Followers 982 Following The Royal Society is a Fellowship of the world's most eminent scientists and is the oldest scientific academy in continuous existence.
Dr Adam Rutherford @AdamRutherford
166K Followers 3K Following Back off man, I'm a scientist. President of @Humanists_UK Lecturer in Genetics @UCL Genetics, race, eugenics, history of science, movies, books, cricket, +–=÷×
Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner
108K Followers 4K Following Soonish, Open Borders, Bea Wolf, and new book: A City on Mars Married to @fuschmu. @[email protected] (Support at https://t.co/xXXR5KKuTr)
CRYPT @PARABOLICCRYPT
310 Followers 206 Following A venue dedicated to immersive and interactive performance in the heart of Bethnal Green - operated by @_Parabolic_
Susan Harrison @SueHarrison123
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Surprised Eel Histori.. @greenleejw
36K Followers 270 Following Surprised historian, not surprised eels. Doctor of Medieval History. Talkin' 'bout eels, maps, my kids & my dog. Maps on commission: https://t.co/ZmGIhKXK52
Chloe is officially n.. @ChloeMashiter
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Rose @betwixtrealms
49 Followers 105 Following Writer. Anxiety haver. Fantasy lover. Roleplayer. General maniac. Story Consultant/Analyst in the TTRPG/TV/Film arenas! #Blacklivesmatter she/her🏳️🌈
Dirk Maggs @DirkMaggs
10K Followers 2K Following @dirkmaggs.bsky.social Writes. Directs. #1 NYT Bestselling Audio Prod. Ex-BBC. Plays Drums. 50% 🇳🇱 50% 🇬🇧 with a smidge of 🏴 = 100 % 🇪🇺
Anna Savory @AnnaSavory
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Virtually Opera @VirtuallyOpera
343 Followers 119 Following Creators of fusion opera & beautiful entertainment. Always seeking collaborators and opera conversations. Led by @LeoDoulton and @egundesen
Leo Doulton @LeoDoulton
715 Followers 656 Following Sometimes director, sometimes writer, often opera, interactive theatre, Shakespeare & TTRPGs. | AD @VirtuallyOpera | https://t.co/xeYcjfkYcQ
Beth Atkinson @bethiatko
436 Followers 692 Following Actor. Director. She/her. East15 Grad. Artistic Director of Cross-Stitch Theatre. Venue Manager of @PARABOLICCRYPT
charlotte @potterontheatre
3K Followers 731 Following 26 - Production at Fever Originals @Fever_UK - Enquiries to [email protected] - (she/her)
St. Marlowe Lune🌙 @marlowelune
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Eliot 🌳 @_elibaum
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COLAB Theatre Product.. @CoLab_Theatre
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Miranda Keeling @MirandaKeeling
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samples from all the natural dyeing i've done this year!! all colours 100% from plants + fungi i foraged in london and scotland 🥰
YOOO it made purple!!!!!!! natural dyes are insane
The worst thing about ITV losing £1m putting out the most significant TV hit of the year ‘Mr Bates Vs The Post Office’ is that the people who own the ad sales tracking software won’t tell them how this is even possible, and are insisting they pay it all back from their savings.
I hate it when you try to buy a box of Sun-Maid raisins, but accidentally purchase Chairman Mao's Little Red Book.
the hardest leftist principle to swallow is that being a gobshite or a hypocrite is the human condition and we handle it by covering each others weaknesses, not by demanding everyone be right 100% of the time, we must revel in foolery, it is a birthright, the jester is sacred
Is there anything else I can do to support people who are scared of dogs so I can share spaces with them safely?
went to get my film processed earlier in an effort not to pass out at about 5pm and have just got the pictures back and: isn't this one just terrific, I've not even edited it or anything, light was just aggressively good that day
In 2022, I saw a therapist bc I kept feeling like ppl hated me. My therapist asked me to name specific ppl, but I couldn't, so she convinced me it's all in my head. A year later, my Twitter account blew up, and multiple legacy media outlets wrote stories about how I'm annoying
@Brainmage Yikes! Presumably that's me, disguised as me, doing an impression of me doing a character based on me.
plan to make my suitcase lighter on the way back by giving away all the books I'd taken with me RUINED by this one unforeseeable problem (I bought more books)
This video has been limited on YouTube for "Adult Content". I'm surprised I have to say this, but I honestly don't think it's that sexy.
Guy who is about to make you an offer:
The problem with wanting to run away from it all and start afresh is the last time I started a life from scratch I ended up here.
God damn I have a real case of The Birthday Morbs. Been a rocky couple of weeks, and these big ticket days can act as a kind of nucleation point for a big sadness crystal. I'll be fine - the only way out is through - but eugh. Gross.
@VyvyanAlmond It is to be expected at dead Jesus age. Get used to new highs and lows
@OhHiRalphJones @VyvyanAlmond These opportunists really want to make it happen.
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