Warren Holstein @WarrenHolstein
Comedian/Breathing Enthusiast. Album “The United States of Polanski” now on iTunes and Spotify. *Co-writer @ActressSeries https://t.co/S05qesRrLr rebeljew.com NYC Joined April 2009-
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Sure, why would anyone want to do business in the economic capital of the world?
Sure, why would anyone want to do business in the economic capital of the world?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Humanizing Nikki Haley and making her more palatable to the masses for a cheap cameo while smoothing over her pandering to white supremacists and fascists to desperately vie for votes. Nice job, SNL! Hyuck, yuck, yuck!
Because you are a douchebag?
If you kids think Bin Laden made some good points, wait'll I tell you about a vegetarian former art student with an ironic mustache whose impassioned manifesto about the Zionist oppression of his people sparked a worldwide movement
It’s hard to make the argument that you’re not antisemitic when you’re fervently trying to convince me that the facts being reported on the news are actually a Jewish media conspiracy.
Sounds like he’s masking the garbage. Go get him, MAGAmaniacs!
Sounds like he’s masking the garbage. Go get him, MAGAmaniacs!
A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read: “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no…
calling people names is not a solution to radicalized racists having easy access to guns
calling people names is not a solution to radicalized racists having easy access to guns
"The Kubrick Stare" is one of director Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that they are at the peak of their derangement
Look who I found on the United States Department of Justice National Sex Offender Public Website.
Did Sidney Powell report his weight?
Did Sidney Powell report his weight?
I HAVE IRREFUTABLE PROOF THAT I DID NOT STEAL THAT DOUGHNUT AND I WOULD SHOW YOU THAT PROOF RIGHT NOW BUT MY LAWYERS TOLD ME NOT TOO AND I WANT THE D.A. TO SEE MY PROOF BUT I ALSO WANT MY TRIAL TO NOT BE HELD FOR TWO YEARS!! WITCH HUNT!!!
Interesting how the press chose to ignore all the raccoon protests during Bradley’s speciesist portrayal of Rocket.
Give Bradley Cooper a break, it’s not like he asked the FX coordinator to ‘Jew’ up his face.
Weird how all the people who didn’t want to impeach Trump because “the courts were the right place to hold Trump accountable” are now ALSO against the courts prosecuting Trump. It’s almost as if maybe they never wanted to hold Trump accountable in the first place….
That’s the ‘Day of Pig’s Award’
The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt
372K Followers 1K Following ~*Jewish-American Disney Princess*~ @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.
Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
202K Followers 5K Following Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. Wrote a book about games and now writing another. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
200K Followers 4K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein
155K Followers 4K Following Emmy-losing Writer/Director/Comedian (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, #StrangePlanet, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, @NewYorker)
Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit
91K Followers 3K Following Writer for hire, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
Rex Huppke @RexHuppke
96K Followers 1K Following (VERY SERIOUS) @USATODAY humor(ish) columnist. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).
Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
106K Followers 6K Following Comedian / Emmy-Nominated & WGA Award-Winning Writer / Seen on After Midnight, Conan, Corden / NYT Best Selling Author / "Cis Woke Grief Sl*t" out now.
Sam Morril @sammorril
215K Followers 930 Following Stand-up Comic. Knicks fan. See me in your city: https://t.co/NGdY2cYtXP
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
64K Followers 7K Following “you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters
40K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/h63XeaLMdJ https://t.co/7ugu2Eh86c Former Emmy-winning writer for Colbert and Emmy-losing writer for Sedaris
Travon @Travon
140K Followers 4K Following I write/direct things. Oscar and Emmy(s) winner. Lover of F1. Black bi popular demand. 🏳️🌈🏁
Frank Conniff @FrankConniff
76K Followers 6K Following Writer, Comedian, TV's Frank | Author of 10 Books https://t.co/3XczIQUw45
Chris Regan @ChrisRRegan
31K Followers 1K Following I write for Family Guy and have written for many other television programs including The Daily Show. Also, GIF replies to my tweets will make me hate you.
Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats
91K Followers 644 Following Sorry I don’t have the “NUDES" in my bio you were looking for (I write TV shows and movies).
andy™ @andylevy
194K Followers 979 Following co-host of the daily beast podcast “the new abnormal.” "one of the former greats" - paul f tompkins
lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren
53K Followers 2K Following comedy writer. comedy performer. mother of all dogs. AR native. my brain is @deeppawghts on IG tiktok: @sbellelauren
Mariya Alexander @MariyaAlexander
20K Followers 931 Following Comedian and writer with a heart of cash for gold. Sentient meat sack. Very stable genius. https://t.co/btrGt4suBz
Nerveigh @NerveighyQAM2
0 Followers 71 Following
Thairsh @Thairsh1OE2
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SunflowerMirth @MirthSunfl65609
46 Followers 2K Following
Kathy Mcmallian @kathymcmillian7
68 Followers 538 Following I'm new here Single mother follow for follow
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67 Followers 1K Following I am an independent and strong individual with a strong belief in my abilities and values. I have good learning ability and professional knowledge, good at prob
Sofia @sofia7412_sofia
88 Followers 747 Following I am an independent and strong individual with a strong belief in my abilities and values. I have good learning ability and professional knowledge, good at prob
فحل سوداني @sekon124
25 Followers 544 Following
Jake Offenhartz @jangelooff
21K Followers 3K Following NYC reporter @AP | formerly Gothamist, WNYC | proud @APNewsGuild member | send mail to joffenhartz at ap dot org
albuquerque razor mou.. @abqrazormouse
173 Followers 541 Following comedian / traveling open mic legend, observing the streets for new and innovative ways to shit in public
Matt C @MattCookee
316 Followers 1K Following “Thinking aloud is a habit which is responsible for most of mankind's misery.” - Ben Franklin #COYS | NYC | Hartford | Boston | #UHart
Aaron Kastner @Kastner14
480 Followers 3K Following Sr. Manager, Corporate Partnership Marketing @DallasCowboys. Cal’s dad.
Rolli @rolliwrites
58K Followers 9K Following Author. Cartoonist. Coffeeholic (25 cups/day). Work in @nytimes @WSJ @Playboy @SatEvePost. Newsletter: https://t.co/rA5gYJVh3R. Buy me a ☕: https://t.co/p8MvV8VuZF
MTGisAFuckingCunt @MTG_is_A_Cunt
140 Followers 227 Following
Jon Pomerleau @jrpom23
30 Followers 144 Following
Hailey # @grover52493089
141 Followers 2K Following Good luck will approach you in a self-disciplined way .
FuckThisApp @ElonIsAPoser
144 Followers 190 Following Trump supporters are garbage and so is Elon Musk
Hira @HiraParmani
6 Followers 584 Following
Michael Gavin Ali aka.. @MichaelGavinLe1
684 Followers 5K Following The Host of The Michael Gavin Ali show every other Thursdays at 8pm. Chrissie Mayr and Geno Bisconte’ monster 👹 the dabbleverse number one ☝️ fan 🤟🤟
Michelle Vitello 🌻.. @msrnti
267 Followers 5K Following CASA/GAL, Advocate and Volunteer for neglected, abused and underprivileged children. 🌊🇺🇦🌻 Democrat. Always a never TFG.
coco crabioco @brokegirlarch
406 Followers 2K Following 1 ex/2 kids/a few wild pets. ❤ Architecture, animals, hiking, the BoSox and all of you who make my days bearable. Florida A&M grad.
Hola @hollylance1
222 Followers 685 Following Mixed media collage artist, street photographer,city dweller,proud liberal
Antiquated Antelope @Antelopeed
85 Followers 427 Following
THEmurderpanda @MurderPandaMV
15 Followers 70 Following Dad, bearded, #madvikingbmcfl #murderpandaOG dad jokes, being epic, overall smartass, married to my angel
Neil Crritchley @crritch1967
723 Followers 801 Following long shot kick de bucket , wise men say only fools rush in but I can’t help falling in love with you
The Descartes kid @KidDescartes
799 Followers 2K Following “Cogito ergo sum.”Don’t bother if your not gonna be nice. Liverpool fan Pagan #Gamer and slight odd ball #MyPerfectEmma #SpreadSmilesToday #HateCantWin
What are you going to.. @1999_jab
3K Followers 4K Following Just here for the lols/snark. If I lol I follow. Dad to 2 teens. Cat wrangler, gas-station hot dog connoisseur. A little lead guitar. What a time to be alive.😬
Vilanelle32 @Vilanelle32
139 Followers 587 Following
discopia @therealdiscopia
625 Followers 3K Following
Comedian Mickey Farro.. @mickey_farrow
105 Followers 393 Following Stand Up Comedian 🎤 Photographer at The Comedy Cellar 📸 Italian Jew Skateboarder from New York 🛹🍎🤌🏽
EZJ Life @ezj_life
903 Followers 5K Following https://t.co/Afk6q0eA7H A lifestyle brand firing up the smoking world - it's how we roll.
Aaron “Vanilla Gori.. @Aaron_Harleman
135 Followers 453 Following Portland Comedian back out and about. Transferring over from @MeDoComedy account. he/him
⚜️Knock-arounds &.. @StuntTweets
178 Followers 633 Following Just a pugilist, looking at a boy, asking him to love me.
Sweasty 2.0(Backup) @ATexasBeerGeek
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peenie @yungn0nna
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Tammy @Tammy_Misk
837 Followers 2K Following It is in HIS hands🙏 When you rob Peter to pay Paul, you can always count on the support of Paul…..🚫No DMs. You will be blocked 🇺🇸
Dave Hoj @TheHojer
30K Followers 33K Following Writer, Comedian, Single parent, observer of Humanity. SNAP/SCOPE - @TheHojer https://t.co/EjdC8LP5T2…
Mian Aristotle @harismian46
6K Followers 7K Following Followbk,Vid19 a political game,bringing singleCurrency and Cyber Wars, worldwid*Araien Whachal. M. A. English&Speech instructor freedom supporter.
Dang am i pissed off @Dangamipissed
1K Followers 5K Following I do this to keep my mind sharp and my prostate active, you're welcome, Sorry, I'm easily amused
The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt
372K Followers 1K Following ~*Jewish-American Disney Princess*~ @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.
Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
202K Followers 5K Following Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. Wrote a book about games and now writing another. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
200K Followers 4K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein
155K Followers 4K Following Emmy-losing Writer/Director/Comedian (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, #StrangePlanet, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, @NewYorker)
Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit
91K Followers 3K Following Writer for hire, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
Rex Huppke @RexHuppke
96K Followers 1K Following (VERY SERIOUS) @USATODAY humor(ish) columnist. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack
1.8M Followers 821 Following This is the real, official account for 2x Super Bowl champ and 9 NFL vet Michael Ian Black. All others are fake. There are no others :(
Napcore Influencer @SortaBad
62K Followers 797 Following @sortaokaytbh if we are pals. Solana + Metis + Avax ecosystem maxi
L O L G O P @LOLGOP
311K Followers 10K Following This app funds ░N░A░Z░I░S░ | GIVE: https://t.co/pwbA6WXqJb GO: https://t.co/vm8hgrPPI6 | WHY: Elon can't deal with a trans kid
Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
106K Followers 6K Following Comedian / Emmy-Nominated & WGA Award-Winning Writer / Seen on After Midnight, Conan, Corden / NYT Best Selling Author / "Cis Woke Grief Sl*t" out now.
Sam Morril @sammorril
215K Followers 930 Following Stand-up Comic. Knicks fan. See me in your city: https://t.co/NGdY2cYtXP
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
64K Followers 7K Following “you miss 100% of the shots you take” -my high school basketball coach
Frank Lesser @sadmonsters
40K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/h63XeaLMdJ https://t.co/7ugu2Eh86c Former Emmy-winning writer for Colbert and Emmy-losing writer for Sedaris
Travon @Travon
140K Followers 4K Following I write/direct things. Oscar and Emmy(s) winner. Lover of F1. Black bi popular demand. 🏳️🌈🏁
Frank Conniff @FrankConniff
76K Followers 6K Following Writer, Comedian, TV's Frank | Author of 10 Books https://t.co/3XczIQUw45
maura quint @behindyourback
114K Followers 1K Following Elon Musk is a piss baby. Rarely checking this account. Follow me at mauraquint on bluesky, insta, tt, etc. Contact: quintmaura@ gmail
Chris Regan @ChrisRRegan
31K Followers 1K Following I write for Family Guy and have written for many other television programs including The Daily Show. Also, GIF replies to my tweets will make me hate you.
Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats
91K Followers 644 Following Sorry I don’t have the “NUDES" in my bio you were looking for (I write TV shows and movies).
Jack E. Smith ⚖️ @7Veritas4
477K Followers 3K Following “Whatever you are, be a good one”. Here for people, politics and parody. https://t.co/eydUnIJGZ7
Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp
373K Followers 10K Following 90 min livestream stand-up shows every week. Pay what you want. Next show is this Saturday April 27 8pm ET/5pm PT. https://t.co/BKsF0cwuKl
The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow
185K Followers 4K Following “You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes." -Maimonides Do not put a stumbling block before the blind. @resolutesquare
Jo @JoJoFromJerz
948K Followers 5K Following mom. jersey. dem. news junkie. Lebanese. hothead.views are my own.https://t.co/zueo7YDFWx https://t.co/q4qgmwRLzt. https://t.co/9Fp1kdOX6w
Aviva Klompas @AvivaKlompas
314K Followers 4K Following Co-founder of Boundless 🌍 Former Head of Speechwriting at 🇮🇱 Mission to UN. Author. Speaker. Write on.
Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote
752K Followers 15K Following Subscribe to my Substack: https://t.co/obwMdjaJnQ AND THREADS: https://t.co/hDci375oDX
Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul
260K Followers 675 Following Official Twitter account for the 57th Governor of New York State. Social Media Use Policy: https://t.co/iwTBLsiPDh
NYSDOH @HealthNYGov
32K Followers 581 Following We protect and promote the health of NY'ers by preventing & reducing the threats to public health & assuring access to affordable, high-quality health services.
Jake Offenhartz @jangelooff
21K Followers 3K Following NYC reporter @AP | formerly Gothamist, WNYC | proud @APNewsGuild member | send mail to joffenhartz at ap dot org
Victor Shi @Victorshi2020
290K Followers 875 Following Now—Youth Engagement Coordinator @JoeBiden. Fmr—@iGenPolitics_; @VotersTomorrow; @UCLA 2024; @WhiteHouse, @DNC, @CAPAction, @Precisionstrat, @SKDK. Views my own
Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran
70K Followers 4K Following 📢 Public Health, Climate Justice, and Science Communication 🎓 Columbia, Cornell, Cambridge, Adelaide ➡️ Find me on other websites: https://t.co/yvBIYKMcGF
Rolli @rolliwrites
58K Followers 9K Following Author. Cartoonist. Coffeeholic (25 cups/day). Work in @nytimes @WSJ @Playboy @SatEvePost. Newsletter: https://t.co/rA5gYJVh3R. Buy me a ☕: https://t.co/p8MvV8VuZF
Rick Ferri, CFA @Rick_Ferri
27K Followers 615 Following Author of several index fund, ETF, and asset allocation books; "Bogleheads on Investing” podcast host; by-the-hour advice; retired Marine fighter pilot.
CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism
1.1M Followers 2K Following Owned and operated by Attorney Joe Gallina. Newsletter: https://t.co/CalGHt2ALQ
Volodymyr Zelenskyy /.. @ZelenskyyUa
7.4M Followers 1 Following President of Ukraine / Президент України
D.Muthukrishnan @dmuthuk
528K Followers 89 Following Certified Financial Planner (CFP). Amateur investor. Not here to sell or advertise or promote anything. Views are personal and are not recommendations.
Brian Feroldi @BrianFeroldi
543K Followers 506 Following I demystify the stock market | Author, Investor, Teacher | Tweets about money & investing | 90,000+ investors read my free Long Term Mindset newsletter
Danny Baldus-Strauss @BackpackerFI
108K Followers 783 Following Former corporate junkie turned entrepreneur & investor | 59 countries | Financially free by 30 | Helping you escape the 9-5
New York Metro Weathe.. @nymetrowx
110K Followers 1K Following NYC weather forecasts without the hype, supported by our own community. Tweets: @jhomenuk
Puru Saxena @saxena_puru
353K Followers 128 Following Founder of AlphaTarget. Previously, Founder and portfolio manager of money management firms in Hong Kong. My posts aren't investment advice, do your own DD.
Roy Mattox @RoyLMattox
65K Followers 750 Following Chief Market Strategist and Portfolio Manager. Tweets are opinions and not investment advice. Zetetic Cognoscente and acolyte of William O'Neil.
Richard Moglen @RichardMoglen
135K Followers 1K Following Stock Trader & Student of the Markets • I help traders improve their systems & performance at @TraderLion_ & @Deepvue. Sharing Lessons from 100+ Market Wizards
Ross Haber @RossHaber_
26K Followers 419 Following I was mentored by the founder of CANSLIM® and co-authored one of the proprietary “Model Books of Greatest Stock Market Winners.” at William O'Neil + Co.
Erik @EriksInnerChild
2K Followers 0 Following Joke Teller, Songwriter, Engineer, PhD Student, Chess Enthusiast
Huge Ma @turbovax
144K Followers 712 Following former candidate for state assembly and vax twitter bot
NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation
91K Followers 56 Following World's largest municipal sanitation force. We collect 24M pounds of trash/recycling a day. Acct. not monitored 24 hrs. User policy: https://t.co/FXBTkGSTAh
Jon Stewart @jonstewart
1.7M Followers 2 Following
The White House @WhiteHouse
8.8M Followers 6 Following Welcome to the Biden-Harris White House! Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/UbZQo0sWVf
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Fizaa Dosani @FizaaDosani
6K Followers 1K Following pronounced FIZZ-ahh DUH-sah-nee, CUH-mee-dee-un, ACK-tur, RY-tur
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
Ralph Anthony @RalphTheMouth81
2K Followers 2K Following NY Comedy Festival - ESPN - Debut Album, “40 for 40,” out now on all streaming platforms
Will they suspend me? @SuspendThePres
45K Followers 324 Following I tweet what the ex-president tweets. Will Elon suspend me? Please report my rule violating tweets. Please share this experiment.
Olivia of Troye @OliviaTroye
220K Followers 3K Following 🕵🏼♀️Fmr @WhiteHouse VP Pence Homeland Security & CT Advisor•Career #NatSec Intel🇺🇸Proud “RINO”🦏 @97Percentorg #ElPaso #Niners #UPenn
Sean Murphy 🇺🇦�.. @seanmurphylsat
376 Followers 916 Following
NYC Board of Election.. @BOENYC
29K Followers 3K Following Go to https://t.co/ESgjGswfzz to learn more about voting and serving as an NYC poll worker!
AT&T Help @ATTHelp
198K Followers 18K Following Hello! 👋 Questions on your service, device or products? We’re here to help.
11th Hour @11thHour
195K Followers 738 Following The official Twitter account for The 11th Hour With @SRuhle on @MSNBC. Watch weeknights at 11PM ET. #11thHour
E. Jean Carroll @ejeancarroll
297K Followers 1K Following Whipsawed by Confusion? ASK E. JEAN at [email protected] Driven Witless? Read my Substack https://t.co/yDL9F5gZpq SNL, Atlantic, VF, NYmag
Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63
1.1M Followers 826 Following VP of @WLCongress. Chairman of @Renew_Democracy & @HRF. Activist, author, speaker, 13th World Chess Champion. Telegram: https://t.co/TYTIn7DdyS
NYS Department of Lab.. @NYSLabor
93K Followers 1K Following The official account for the NYS Department of Labor. Need help with UI? Call 1-888-209-8124 or go to https://t.co/5CJxNnEDvE.
Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson
24K Followers 2K Following Writer/Producer • Murderville (AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX!) Also Medical Police/I'm Sorry/Wet Hot American Summer/Childrens Hospital/Another Period
Jeff Zeleny @jeffzeleny
291K Followers 2K Following Chief National Affairs Correspondent, @CNN. Covering the White House, Washington and the state of politics in America.
Rex Chapman🏇🏼 @RexChapman
1.2M Followers 32K Following It’s Hard For Me to Live With Me is available now - for business please contact [email protected] - for media requests: [email protected]THREAD: I’m sorry. But this filing is shady AF. This is Hankey Subprime’s filing proving that knight insurance can guarantee Trump’s bond. I’m very much looking forward to the April 22 hearing on the matter. 1/ iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewDoc…
@JoyceWhiteVance @AntiToxicPeople .Trump’s attorneys will argue that he did not violate the GAG order because he did not mention Cohen’s “potential participation in the investigation or in this criminal proceeding.”
An egg hunt but it’s my gynecologist trying to find what’s left before I’m catapulted into menopause
So, I may not have a new novel hitting shelves this year, but I've got a buncha shorter goodies coming your way, and THIS one, ohhhh, THIS one is a nasty li'l lump of coal...😈😈😈 What a tremendous honor to be in this star-studded anthology about my Least Favorite Season!
In case you're not over on IG, can I just briefly be a raving fanboy & share that Patton Oswalt, one my absolute favorite writer-and-speaker-of-words, one of the best stand-ups of all time, posted that he's listening to NESTLINGS & my head popped like Robert Evans' nasal lining?
It’s almost as if the Alabama government is laying groundwork to stockpile embryos (of mostly middle/upper-class families whose genetic information they’d have on tap) to be legally required to be implanted in a human. It’s almost like that.
Buddy I’m not sure you’re a reliable source on reproductive issues, you can’t even make a kid who still talks to you
🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS District Attorney Fani Willis just held up court documents and said this is why we are here. Because you lied. You lied here and you lied here and you lied here. District Attorney Fani Willis also said I'm not on trial. They are on trial for attempting to steal…
Just took my first dose of Paxlovid and a “Pfizer 4 Life” tattoo started to appear on my right forearm. This is normal, correct?
Foreign aid got wrapped into a border bill in the first place because the GOP wouldn't do foreign aid without addressing the border!! This is like trying to negotiate with people who lack object permanence.
UKRAINE: Multiple GOP senators floating option of moving foreign aid package divorced from border now (Cornyn, Graham, Hagerty, Ernst)
THE HOLDOVERS: The Movie: The Ride
A group of 40 people were locked in a theatre during a screening of ‘THE HOLDOVERS’. The employees proceeded to close the theatre, completely forgetting they were in there. (via oglobo.globo.com/cultura/filmes…)
I'll paraphrase this interview: BBC Journalist: Has the world been unfair to @UNRWA? Isn't it just a few troublesome employees? @Bonnie_Glick: No. If you want the long form notes: Bonnie notes that UNRWA is an unrepentant cheerleader for the Hamas jihadi death cult and that…
I had a gummy an hour ago, and I’m absolutely stuck between finishing Aliens or engaging in WW2 aerial battles on my Occulus. Completely stuck
If you kids think Bin Laden made some good points, wait'll I tell you about a vegetarian former art student with an ironic mustache whose impassioned manifesto about the Zionist oppression of his people sparked a worldwide movement
If you take a Lactaid but then don’t eat any lactose, you turn into a WASP for three days.
I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to witness society collectively decide that cucumber is too long a word to keep pronouncing.
@RpsAgainstTrump Polls mean absolutely nothing at this point.
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OCT23 Net New High/Low differential (IBD #’s). All red and 41 straight negative days in a row (all red for Sept too except for the first day). Have to go back to 2008 to see a negative streak this long.
Jesus warns us not to trust people who pray in public so they can be seen doing so in Matthew 6:5.
Let's all pray for our new Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson.
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