alyssa @_alyssakc

the girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world (she/her) Joined July 2020

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alyssa @_alyssakc

4 years ago

Relationships should be 50/50 (he makes chili while I make cornbread)

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car online @caldotjpg

4 years ago

If you ever had to talk to me you may be entitled to financial compensation.

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alyssa @_alyssakc

4 years ago

In the office wearing a real bra… someone put a hit out on me please, I’ll pay..

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alyssa @_alyssakc

4 years ago

Can’t work today I need to read all of late 1800s Russian history so I can understand a single Succession fan theory

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Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs

4 years ago

I am meant to answer emails and go on with my day after that Succession finale

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alyssa @_alyssakc

4 years ago

This is exactly what my new haircut looks like I am peaking

Macy Rodman @MacyRodman

4 years ago

This is exactly what my new haircut looks like I am peaking

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alyssa @_alyssakc

4 years ago

Mustard is truly one of the greatest condiments out there and we as a society aren’t talking about it enough

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alyssa @_alyssakc

4 years ago

I know for a fact I am the least mentally stable one in my friend group because I’m the ONLY one who ever sends the “should I chop all my hair off and get bangs?” messages

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alyssa @_alyssakc

4 years ago

Is our new vet fat shaming the cat and encouraging toxic disordered eating habits? OR do I need to get off tik tok??

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alyssa @_alyssakc

4 years ago

Facing the horrible consequences of my own actions today (being on Twitter but didn’t watch succession yet so I have to scroll past every other tweet)