Simon Says @_cmoan
I'm actually kind of a jerk. Chicago Joined November 2008-
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Exclusive @FiveThirtyEight projection on what the Electoral College would look like if women refuse to vote Trump.
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People out here acting like it's okay for the police to be judge, jury, and executioner. Take a seat.
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BURGLAR: you should be ashamed of yourself ME: come back next week I'll try to have nicer stuff
💩 Stepping in doggy doo doo wearing a pair of Vans® is almost literally the worst thing ever. 💩
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Can you hear me now?
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Re-enter second Gentleman.
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I posted the word MOIST in Comic Sans all around the graphic design school next door
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How now! who has put in?
i'm at the point where i can't even call what i'm doing “procrastinating”; i should just call it “jeopardizing my future"
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So far, the #CharlestonShooting seems to just be one of those rare isolated incidents that happen all the time.
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Dylann possessed a gun and killed 9 people, Mike was unarmed yet these are the headlines. #CharlestonShooting
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Make no mistake, Dylan Roof & the #CharlestonShooting are part of the system, a product of it, not some unpredictable, unexplainable outlier
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[pre-internet] Why is no one like me? [post-internet] Oh god so many people are like me I see my flaws in all of them please make it stop
I gave up my dreams to start a family... Oh wait, I never had any dreams. Carry on.
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God, "THOU SHALT NOT KILL!" Man, *kill, kill, kill* God, "Christ. Fine. SIMON SAYS thou shalt not kill."
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