~Misty~ @_theMisT2
New account because my old one got hacked by a jackhole,and I can't machete chop them because of so called,laws. Joined January 2014-
Tweets100
-
Followers601
-
Following1K
-
Likes366
~Misty~ retweeted
*buys vacation bathing suit* *prays for rain*
4
248
360
0
0
View Details
~Misty~ retweeted
It's okay, I'm art, I don't have to make sense.
~Misty~ retweeted
I am woman, hear me slam the door.
~Misty~ retweeted
Costco is why I hate people.
~Misty~ retweeted
Some may read your tweets and think, 'what the fuck is wrong with you?' Me, well I just look for the perfect gif to go along with it
~Misty~ retweeted
The immense, and frequently short lived, satisfaction of speaking your mind
~Misty~ retweeted
The first two Star Wars are great. The first two. Not the FIRST two first two but the original first two try those first
~Misty~ retweeted
Donald Trump to announce huge investments in coal at 3pm on Thursday, June 1st, 1927.
~Misty~ retweeted
McDonald's french fries are not real food. Just found one under my car seat from two months ago and it looked perfect. Tasted fine, too.
If you start singing,Another One Bites the Dust,after losing friends.You might be this lady.*laughs hysterically,then cries uncontrollably*
When the music is better than the movie,I'd like to machete chop something.
I live my work days, from one break to the next.
~Misty~ retweeted
I'm so poor I can't even pay for my own consequences.
My awkward embarrasses all parties involved.
~Misty~ retweeted
Ever smelled somebody breath so bad it gave you gas ?
~Misty~ retweeted
Just because I play dumb to your bull shit, doesn't mean I believe your bull shit.
If I use finger guns,they're usually pointed at my brain.
Tony P. @Tbone7219
51K Followers 18K Following
Post_Padron @post_padron
2K Followers 3K Following I’m here to laugh asshats. Music, Art, RedDirt and Blues . Anti Communist. Ragged company.
kevin mcclain @kebo2360
400 Followers 591 Following
Borin-Ting @Deeperthanthat1
14 Followers 399 Following
Chuck @None2Clever89
495 Followers 1K Following
Darlington Wallyton @CyrilGrayda
220 Followers 4K Following Am very happy to be a Military General so I can save my country from all this bondage and disaster that happen everyday by day.......
😇😇Child of God�... @Trion_Houston7
976 Followers 3K Following (Turn On My Notifications) Follower of Jesus Christ Gospel Singer Preacher #Jesus Christ is coming soon Do not be deceived Live according to Christ
Felice @Felice96954636
2 Followers 42 Following
COFFEE WARRIOR GAMING... @WARRIOREMPIRE84
357 Followers 1K Following hi my name IS WARRIOR EMPIRE SIBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE COFFEE WARRIOR I'm a GAMER, XBOX GAMERsports, wrestling fan geaux new Orleans saints geaux LSU tigers ⚜️ 🐅
ampdott @ampfiliedamp
67K Followers 7K Following I study communication, cooperation, and coordination through Act I, multiple AIs, multiple humans, one Discord server: https://t.co/E3NHO9xFQo
A Man Can Haz Coffee @ben4623
861 Followers 1K Following Nerd, Jock, Veteran, Netflix Addict, self proclaimed funny guy 👻: benisnerdy
Paul Zamora @natanddam
4K Followers 4K Following Husband, father, friend. Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Thrash Metal. Public Relations and Communications. Interested in the textile industry.
Jason Ochoa @Dragonfly0014
563 Followers 803 Following 😎wish’in for an hot relationship 😎 🎶music guru🎶 ©️ultimate fighter©️✝️graphic designer✝️ 😜 founder of new ways of life😜
maurice christiaans @mauithegreat
170 Followers 376 Following Zeeuws, Reclassering ,grappig,uitdagend,nuchter. FEYENOORD Live life to the max
LeeAnn Renee @LeeAnn503
171 Followers 792 Following
AwsomeHairDay @AwsomeHairDay
6K Followers 9K Following Not your average mascot. http://t.co/41xllXu5XP
Caesar The Lemur @CaesarTheLemur
50 Followers 29 Following I'm a happy lil lemur. Living life and traveling around!
Ron @jayyrod55_jay
476 Followers 2K Following I work as a bail enforcement agent Im 49 I am much better ❤️
CakeGhost @troymarkle
169 Followers 1K Following
New-Man @justsom04204669
63 Followers 65 Following Happily married for 22 yrs, and have 5 babies to show for it.
Phan Cave @PhanCavePhilly
3K Followers 8K Following Specializing in sports experiences. We take the hassle out of tailgating and you Just Show Up! #WOB @PennStateAlums @LIUBklynAlumni https://t.co/IJErFT9zi7
Chris @DukeHater23
198 Followers 614 Following Official Dook Hater and Official Lover Of America's Team!!!! #GoHeels #HowBoutThemCowboys
Thomas Tonu @enterta1
71 Followers 397 Following
old account @pxigebxker
498 Followers 1K Following
Paul's #Notes2self @Lettersfrompaul
829 Followers 2K Following there comes to us all, opportunities! your response is who you become! more opportunities require being more responsible; to yourselves and especially others.
Miss Moneypenny @MoneypennyNaked
44K Followers 6K Following The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go & holding on. • Cat tweets: https://t.co/j9ulDA4QKN
Daniel Mancini @mancini_uk
7K Followers 9K Following I teach people how to set up and grow their own online business. I also help existing businesses generate more leads and customers with Internet Marketing.
BroncosRock!!! @looking4seven
1K Followers 2K Following #1 is God, #NFB, Jimmie Johnson, DaleJr,Labonte brothers, Denver Broncos, And President DonaldTrump
Elvis @elvis94631248
7 Followers 130 Following i'm mostly known for being a little brother to oj but i'm really who i'm....
tomas @TomasOnly29
5K Followers 6K Following
Neil Naidoo @Neil_Naidoo_
305 Followers 2K Following
Lost_Jeeper @Lost_jeeper
293 Followers 717 Following
Talking Monkey @psinerd
703 Followers 1K Following The world's leading exporter of awful puns since 1809. (I do not tweet much these days.)
labird @ShaziaJustin
41 Followers 190 Following Not a spam account. Haha, just kidding, totally a spam account. Stop looking at me, I don't even know how to tweet yet...wait till I do...
harde @hardelaw
60 Followers 347 Following
The Real Leroy! @TheRealLeroy1
1K Followers 3K Following God Loves a Working man. Don't Trust Whitey. Shit from Shinola.
Julie Am @JulieAm2
707 Followers 1K Following Lesbian #Psychic #Medium. Connecting you to the spirit world to heal grief, loss & trauma. Empowering you in your healing. Wife. Mother of two hilarious boys.
💕 @SoulChime
462 Followers 918 Following
bob morton @gizmort
247 Followers 565 Following liberal retired physicist, born in Paris TX, worked 30 yrs in San Diego CA interested in #TurnTexasBlue and seeing all liberal tweeters comments
Phil Browning @Magic_pants4
101 Followers 139 Following I'm fully aware of my sex April. 9/10 girl's i talk to can't stop undressing me w/ they're eyes during conversation. Chicago, IL
the jig is up @JigToEarth
37 Followers 158 Following Fall fragrant or fall filthy, free words feel fickle when empty
Tony P. @Tbone7219
51K Followers 18K Following
The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme
34K Followers 7K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x
💕 @SoulChime
462 Followers 918 Following
The Real Leroy! @TheRealLeroy1
1K Followers 3K Following God Loves a Working man. Don't Trust Whitey. Shit from Shinola.
labird @ShaziaJustin
41 Followers 190 Following Not a spam account. Haha, just kidding, totally a spam account. Stop looking at me, I don't even know how to tweet yet...wait till I do...
Talking Monkey @psinerd
703 Followers 1K Following The world's leading exporter of awful puns since 1809. (I do not tweet much these days.)
Lost_Jeeper @Lost_jeeper
293 Followers 717 Following
BroncosRock!!! @looking4seven
1K Followers 2K Following #1 is God, #NFB, Jimmie Johnson, DaleJr,Labonte brothers, Denver Broncos, And President DonaldTrump
Chris @DukeHater23
198 Followers 614 Following Official Dook Hater and Official Lover Of America's Team!!!! #GoHeels #HowBoutThemCowboys
old account @pxigebxker
498 Followers 1K Following
Thomas Tonu @enterta1
71 Followers 397 Following
CakeGhost @troymarkle
169 Followers 1K Following
A Man Can Haz Coffee @ben4623
861 Followers 1K Following Nerd, Jock, Veteran, Netflix Addict, self proclaimed funny guy 👻: benisnerdy
COFFEE WARRIOR GAMING... @WARRIOREMPIRE84
357 Followers 1K Following hi my name IS WARRIOR EMPIRE SIBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE COFFEE WARRIOR I'm a GAMER, XBOX GAMERsports, wrestling fan geaux new Orleans saints geaux LSU tigers ⚜️ 🐅
AwsomeHairDay @AwsomeHairDay
6K Followers 9K Following Not your average mascot. http://t.co/41xllXu5XP
Old Daddy T @mudmark_ldn
10K Followers 11K Following There where the tide is low, is where you’ll find me.
LibertiTec @LibertiTec
88K Followers 980 Following Designed for the extreme case. Built for everyone.
Ray DeVito @raydevito
5K Followers 1K Following amazing and humble comedian https://t.co/qfRm87p3JL Rock Bottom Podcast w/ Ray DeVito https://t.co/8sM2FSilqt https://t.co/QkAzxOZmat
Genghis @collo_world
3K Followers 642 Following Money Trees Is The Perfect Place For Shade. #RejectFinanceBill2024
Sonny Burnett @SonnyUndercover
5K Followers 6K Following Sonny Burnett- W/M - That's B_U_R_N_E_Double T - If you want me to follow back, please ask
⚤ Kinky Edge - Sex ... @KinkyEdge
88K Followers 13 Following Bringing Fun to Bedrooms Since 2022. Say Goodbye to Boring Nights, and Hello to Blissful Bliss!!. 🆓 🇺🇸 🚛, 🆓 🌎 ✈️ on Orders $199+
Samuel Clemons @Samuel_Clemons
133K Followers 114K Following Ambassador ProSay Entertainment. Collector Internet Drivel, Smarmy wisecracks. Hobby: Mass Manipulation Through Cuteness.
Barry Normal @BarryABoner
1K Followers 1K Following Obviously you have mistaken me for someone that gives a fuck... Stones, U2, Lynyrd Skynyrd... just a few of my favs! All I need is a tasty wave and a cool buzz.
Bliss Beach @BlissBleach
325K Followers 295K Following Will selfies cause future humans to evolve longer arms or smaller skulls? NO DMs
anxiety queen @NeuroticMomma
4K Followers 4K Following I run. I run neurotically down your street, sometimes with a glass of wine... often while retweeting.
Chewstroke @chewstroke
13K Followers 23 Following
Dave Richards @davejrich69
2K Followers 1K Following London lad now living in Leeds. England home and away ESTC 🏴 #cafc
professional polka do... @mimfinds
788 Followers 692 Following professional polka dot maker and bubble wrap popper
Lola @LolaCracken
4K Followers 1K Following
Matt Palmer @mattp8344
4K Followers 4K Following Just a dude trying to survive in this world. I hope to become a professional wise ass, Invented a social net site for loners w/o internet.
Kimber 🌊🇺🇸�... @stellasev7169
8K Followers 7K Following NEVER apologize for being a strong woman. 💪🏼 GenX #BillsMafia #Resist 🏳️🌈Ally. VOTE!!! Stop with the DM’s
misterbrymo @misterbrymo
2K Followers 2K Following founder of @roughsleeprs @awal artist/songwriter/producer — booking/placements/legal: [email protected]
Post_Padron @post_padron
2K Followers 3K Following I’m here to laugh asshats. Music, Art, RedDirt and Blues . Anti Communist. Ragged company.
You might like
NotKaseyKasem™
@psychogoddess
12K Followers
Maryne
@marhineland
634 Followers
贴吧湘女多情
@DionneMcNutt
5K Followers