Abbie Jackman @abble_jax

A broken clock is right two times a day soundcloud.com/abbiejackman Brooklyn, NY Joined June 2011

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Abbie Jackman @abble_jax

3 years ago

I demand a personal apology for the emotional damage @Nick_Offerman has put me through tonight or I’m suing for damages

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3 years ago

.@paramore am I crazy or is there an iPhone notification noise in the pre-chorus for The News? If so that’s GENIUS

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4 years ago

If anyone ever wants to know my sexuality it’s terry crews singing Vanessa Carlton

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“infinite points of light appear from the warm and welcoming darkness, and begin to coalesce, as something infinite and eternal chooses to make itself finite, in order to show how much it loves those things which move in space and time” love how this is about Kugrash a dirty rat

Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show

5 years ago

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5 years ago

Me: ugh I can’t eat all this pizza I should just toss it Also me: I should donate this ferret food I accidentally bought so it doesn’t go to waste

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5 years ago

You may clean your pet’s eye boogers but do you pick their nose?

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5 years ago

My mom told me today that when I was younger I’d get really bad allergies from spending too much time with large groups of people so I’m literally allergic to human interaction

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5 years ago

Cats think they're so stealthy when I can see their ears over the couch back like?? Bitch I see you ya never gonna surprise me...

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5 years ago

I’m so much of a simp for my cat that I made a blowup bed in my office where she’s quarantined while recovering from her spaying surgery

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Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix @PhilNWang

5 years ago

it is finally ovfefe

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5 years ago

But next year’s gonna be my year

All Time Low @AllTimeLow

5 years ago

But next year’s gonna be my year

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Karamo @Karamo

5 years ago

You can’t tell me that these Angels weren’t working their magic from heaven for this moment to happen! #BidenHarris

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Peter Kafka @pkafka

5 years ago

Brooklyn and the USPS, cheering each other on.

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Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai

5 years ago

if you listen closely, you can hear the sounds of honking, cheering, and melania furiously throwing suitcases into a uhaul

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Abbie Jackman @abble_jax

5 years ago

Being in NYC right now is fucking incredible - people are cheering from their windows, car horns are blaring, my neighbor who plays bagpipes played amazing grace, the people in the rooftop apartment in the intersection are playing “Celebrate”