Andrew Schwimmer @andrewoid

Master using it, and you can have this. andrewoid.blogspot.com New York Joined April 2009

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Andrew Schwimmer @andrewoid

2 years ago

I can't believe #Threads failed. I talked about it nonstop on Google+ for days.

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2 years ago

Today is a bad day to want help with Threads. #programming.

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Andrew Schwimmer @andrewoid

2 years ago

Somewhere along the way we broke reality @Google @BryanCranston #Search

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Brendan Dolan-Gavitt @moyix

3 years ago

It took a while, but we finally developed the technology to remove both students and professors from the university system, leaving only the part that's really important: administration.

Ethan Mollick @emollick

3 years ago

It took a while, but we finally developed the technology to remove both students and professors from the university system, leaving only the part that's really important: administration.

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Andrew Schwimmer @andrewoid

3 years ago

The purchase of @twitter by @elonmusk is the #singularity we've been looking for.

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Andrew Schwimmer @andrewoid

4 years ago

#Encanto is a Smart Home advertisement that's also a great movie.

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Andrew Schwimmer @andrewoid

5 years ago

Fight Club has evolved into Project Mayhem.

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Andrew Schwimmer @andrewoid

5 years ago

"I'm like a magnet for people who want to say things."

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Andrew Schwimmer @andrewoid

5 years ago

"Fiery but mostly peaceful gender reveal party" - CNN

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Andrew Schwimmer @andrewoid

6 years ago

"Even though I don't need it doesn't mean I don't need it." - son in gift shop.

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Andrew Schwimmer @andrewoid

6 years ago

What's worse? Watching someone combo off with Nexus in BO1 or watching someone combo off with Kethis in BO1? #MTGArena

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Andrew Schwimmer @andrewoid

7 years ago

There's probably some unlucky person out there whose name is actually "Scam Likely" who can no longer call anybody...

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Andrew Schwimmer @andrewoid

7 years ago

I am a compiler for #JIRA tickets into #Kotlin code.

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Andrew Schwimmer @andrewoid

7 years ago

"In the future, everyone will get 15 minutes of fame when the Internet tries to destroy you."

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Andrew Schwimmer @andrewoid

7 years ago

The problem will be solved just by adding more people to more new #slack channels.

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PHP CEO BLUECHECKMARK.JPEG @PHP_CEO

9 years ago

NO IDEA HOW DOG FOOD IS GOING TO MAKE YOU DEVELOPERS MORE LEAN — FRANKLY SOUNDS DISGUSTING — BUT THERE’S 500 POUNDS OF IT IN THE KITCHEN NOW

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Dr Kate Compton @GalaxyKate

7 years ago

P=NP stand for "printer = no printer"

Greg Knauss @gknauss

7 years ago

P=NP stand for "printer = no printer"

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Things that happen in Silicon Valley and also the Soviet Union: - waiting years to receive a car you ordered, to find that it's of poor workmanship and quality - promises of colonizing the solar system while you toil in drudgery day in, day out