Andrew Friedman @andygocuse
Delivering the occasional witty banter and lovely Instagram photos...as well as retweets Joined April 2010-
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EPA: You don’t need to rinse dishes before putting them in the dishwasher My Dishwasher:
Wordle 353 2/6* ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 damn, it feels good to be a gangster #wordle
@ryenarussillo do you honestly think Raja can guard @luka7doncic
If you’re phone is missing and your kids are quiet, you already know #kids
I feel like Fight Club and Bruno have much in common #Encanto
When I try to turn on a light in my house
Does anyone know what Snoop Dogg thinks about when he’s driving ?
Interviewer: tell me about a time you overcame adversity. Me: We’ll, I ate a cauliflower chip once.
Animal keeper: ok, does anyone have questions? Me: yes, do the turtles generally work from home? AK: get out
All kids at my son’s school over 12 have been vaccinated (as have all the staff) - any old person that refuses to get a vaccine can no longer say kids don’t respect authority nowadays
It almost never takes me more than 3 tries to figure out which way the USB goes in #skills
My 5 and 3 year old have talking to making up knock knock jokes they make no sense. Please report our privacy during this trying time
When I’m entering my password and think I may have possibly mistyped one keystroke
Hey Lionel Messi, how many bombs does JD Martinez have in this game anyway? #RedSox
Disappointed that #Glee ended before #Hamilton . On the other hand, it also ended before #babyshark - these things tend to even out
Frosty Bias ☘️ @FrostyBias
8K Followers 4K Following Celtics should’ve won the 1987 title...and also 2010. Big NBA fan especially from 80s and 90s.
Dan Kelley @DanKelley66
16K Followers 8K Following President of @KelleyKidsFdn; Syracuse alum; Head writer @PatsFootballNow
Pat Ram @Celtics_PRam
4K Followers 4K Following IFB 💯 Husband, Father, Teacher, WCT, UConn | #Celtics ☘️ | #Patriots | #RedSox | Read, Love Nature, Awaken, Forgive, Think Critically, Learn
Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
Lily-mae Spurr @lily_spu
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Ella-rose Peairs @EllaPeairs84550
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Fannie Arenstam @fannie575
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Corran Stiger @corr_sti
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Shanaya Hartnett @HartnettSh61228
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Leigha Weis @leigha_wei
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Joan Fil @JoanFil446892
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Alexandra Kum @KuAlexan
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Nahla Hylton @HyltNahl
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Desirae Guerra @DGuerra31926
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Velvet Cofield @VelvCofield
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Roxy Vashaw @RVashaw56451
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Gricelda Ferg @FergGricel4285
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Kynlee Paar @KynleP
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Toya Shevenell @TShevenell9560
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Carolin Freeborn @CarolinFre11826
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Darcy Formhals @DarcyFormh29352
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Lin Tada @lin_tada19602
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Kadie Dinan @DinanKadie10078
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Velvet Szala @szala_sz
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Imogen Trenary @ImogTrena
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Sandra Buechler @SandBuechl
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Bobbi Macola @BMacola37088
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Romy Stallbaumer @RStallbaum38368
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Melania Claton @MelanClato
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Giulia Rochlin @GiuliaRoch950
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Rosette Grattan @rose_grat
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Krystin Ludwig @kryst_ludw
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Aditi Bazzano @bazz_adit
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Meryl Fesh @mer_fesh
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Ayra Waldner @ay_waldn
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JP Lockwood @jplockwood27
857 Followers 2K Following the child left behind | ATL UTD | Swansea City AFC 🦢 (he/him/הוא)
Devito @jcmcgee01
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Cum Edean @moldybreadeater
139 Followers 1K Following Your dead grandma just wants you to return her calls
compostable @bevieduck
2K Followers 3K Following Eat good food, drink good wine, I left my heart in San Francisco #resister #sfgiants #MedicareForAll #GetVaxxedRightNow #LGBTQ #BLM
Jamie G. 🐧🐈🦮.. @seachickenycats
4K Followers 5K Following Welcome to the void I yell into.👋🏼 I’m a progressive penguin/cat lady trying to make it in a dog-eat-dog world. Animal lover. Equality/ocean activist. 🌊
sandi @sandi08986257
4K Followers 5K Following Born awake alert & https://t.co/piAtQgvhjJ mother called me an old soul.Intuitive connection to all https://t.co/Ef4sPw75gP pets who passed all came back to see me young & healthy
Principessa Dianessa .. @principessadi
4K Followers 5K Following Democrat, Patriot, Sane Person. she/her #Humorish, $principessadi
Tim @timbo1424
217 Followers 1K Following
Blackcat313 🤍🖊�.. @blackcat313
2K Followers 2K Following I only look cute and cuddly. 💗💜💙 🏳️🌈 Cis woman. Love SF/F, video games, Doctor Who, TS, Disney Villains, & all animals. TERFs and Racists will be blocked.
g_Natalie @gNatalie14
82 Followers 167 Following
catgate @catgate
3K Followers 5K Following 🥸Inherently lazy so use gifs. A lot. Baby whisperer. Proud Auntie. RN. No lists or DM’s please. Supporting democracy from 🏴
Just Jenni (she/her) @Cali_Girl_76
2K Followers 2K Following ✨Cali girl living an east coast life in the DMV ✨Mom ✨LGBTQ Ally✨Tattooed Accountant ✨Resin Artist ✨BLM ✨ Pittie Mom ✨Stay out my DMs
Frosty Bias ☘️ @FrostyBias
8K Followers 4K Following Celtics should’ve won the 1987 title...and also 2010. Big NBA fan especially from 80s and 90s.
Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie
132K Followers 848 Following Celtics/NBA for @barstoolsports. Proud Sun Devil. I once lost a game of knock out to Walter McCarty and it was the best day of my life.
Dan Kelley @DanKelley66
16K Followers 8K Following President of @KelleyKidsFdn; Syracuse alum; Head writer @PatsFootballNow
Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal
59K Followers 986 Following Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)
Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking
56K Followers 1K Following introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
Celtics on NBC Sports.. @NBCSCeltics
156K Followers 191 Following Your home for the Celtics on @NBCSBoston ☘️ #DifferentHere 🎧 Listen to The Celtics Talk Podcast: https://t.co/wSApCFAcRJ
Old NBA Tweets @oldnbatweetz
109K Followers 4K Following If #NBATwitter was a thing in the 80s and 90s. Featured on ESPN, SportsCenter, House of Highlights, Bleacher Report. DM for promos. sponsored by @PLAYBYPLAYNEWS
Celtics Junkies @Celtics_Junkies
37K Followers 6K Following We used to have a bio but Brad Stevens traded it.
Hubie Talks Hoops @HubieTalksHoops
19K Followers 708 Following PARODY (c’mon now). Tribute to Hubie Brown. NBA Insult Comic. Phony commentary. #HubieVoice is in your head. [email protected]
John Karalis 🇬🇷.. @John_Karalis
43K Followers 2K Following Celtics:@BostonSportsBSJ. Host @LOCeltics @LockedOnNBAPods. PBWA. wrote 'The Boston Celtics All-Time All-Stars.' I used to play. https://t.co/EL3sMmHWy1
Corey B @CoreyB08
8K Followers 7K Following
Pat Ram @Celtics_PRam
4K Followers 4K Following IFB 💯 Husband, Father, Teacher, WCT, UConn | #Celtics ☘️ | #Patriots | #RedSox | Read, Love Nature, Awaken, Forgive, Think Critically, Learn
Honest☘️Larry @HonestLarry1
29K Followers 231 Following A Bostonian in New Jersey. Former Elias statistician. Current teacher. Loyal Little #175. Star of Iconic America: Fenway Park.
Adam Taylor @AdamTaylorNBA
14K Followers 1K Following Covering the Boston Celtics | 📝 @CelticsBlog | NBA coverage: 📝 @Yardbarker, & USA Today SMG | Big Wrestling Fan
Crockett Houghton @CrockettForReal
29K Followers 925 Following Your Princess is in another castle. ⤵️
meghan @deloisivete
20K Followers 3K Following mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
Davor Vitković @DavorVitkovic
182 Followers 544 Following Hrvatska / Croatia 46 godina / 45 years old Voditelj proizvodnje / Head of production Navijač Boston Celticsa / Boston Celtics fan
Jim Miloch @podoffame
11K Followers 5K Following Podcast: Pod of Fame | @baseball_ref Ambassador | @bball_ref Ambassador | Cover ⚾️🏀🏈 | Email: [email protected] | Link to podcast ⬇️
Kayla Chow Show @KaylaChowShow
47K Followers 15K Following 💙 Survived my mid-mid-life crisis. //SUPER MARRIED//BOY MOM//CATS//TACOS//SUNSCREEN//BEER//MURDERINO//LACTOSE INTOLERANT// 💙VENMO @ Kayla-Chow-Show
Mike Dynon ☘️🏀 @MikeDynon
3K Followers 1K Following Celtics fan since 1965. Brooklyn-born. BU alum. Honorary Aussie. Sporadic @CelticsBlog contributor. Was called a Celtics historian in print, so it must be true.
Maxwell Alejandro Fro.. @MaxwellFrostFL
293K Followers 3K Following Congressman Representing Central Florida #FL10 - Organizer & Musician - he/him/his - follow @repmaxwellfrost for official updates
pete rogers, professi.. @petemrogers
20K Followers 775 Following been known to design jerseys @shopbanner18
Bennet Kelley @bennetkelley
2K Followers 4K Following Personal account for award winning political columnist, radio host, internet lawyer and native Rhode Islander. See @InternetLawCent for legal tweets.
Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal
267K Followers 955 Following Dad, husband, host @Marketplace. IPAs. Soccer referee, runner, mountain biker. Veteran.
Greta (Dahley) Mensah @ToshLove4
1K Followers 5K Following Healthcare consultant, researcher, author of Your Healthcare Guide, advocate,immigrant.🇬🇭 (she series) #Research #HealthLiteracy
🕸🎃This Spider�.. @ZekeStone7
1K Followers 4K Following Far-left radical Antifa and BLM Socialist extremist who wants to capture your flag & burn it to cook my soy products - I'm the Joe that Trump warned you about!
Stephanie Maas @LittleMaas
8 Followers 8 Following
Jamie G. 🐧🐈🦮.. @seachickenycats
4K Followers 5K Following Welcome to the void I yell into.👋🏼 I’m a progressive penguin/cat lady trying to make it in a dog-eat-dog world. Animal lover. Equality/ocean activist. 🌊
Dr Jerry Mann @jerrydmann
1K Followers 1K Following Whisky- the water of life. Exploring a moment of luxury in our daily routine and anything else I find interesting... IG- JerrydMann.
Fleeta Penton @FPenton
130 Followers 544 Following 30+ years Happily married, 3 grown boys, HUGE History Buff, Love the Saints! Peace & Charity. She/her.
TROH #FreePalestine �.. @troh24
516 Followers 480 Following he/him | socialism or barbarism ☭ | existential dread, left wing shitposting and sports chat | radical law | solidarity forever. | ⚽️🔴 @ManUtd / 🏀⚪ @Bucks
Rachel @adventurekateer
210 Followers 1K Following
Grayson loves Sapphir.. @ohgrayson_
140 Followers 340 Following UNL '23. Tennis and Drag Race Fan 🎾 he/they
Katja 🌈 @KatBlack42
384 Followers 904 Following macht irgendwas mit Medien / librarian / she;her / on the spectrum💫 / 25 / 🏳️🌈 🖖🏻
Dionne Dussard @hooladee
260 Followers 895 Following I love books and u can mostly find me reading. if ud like me to review a book on my blog just inbox me. But my big love is jungle.
Rupa Patel @ruplie
87 Followers 286 Following “Noncooks think it's silly to invest two hours' work in two minutes' enjoyment; but if cooking is evanescent, so is the ballet.” -j.child
Tristan @Tstutz27
1K Followers 2K Following educator. fitness coach.advocate. beach bum. runner. reader. Dukes 💜💛 Moms Demand Action volunteer ❤️ she/her/hers
ST @pagalpanchi
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peter @ptrjhntrrnt
412 Followers 932 Following Mostly here to like the tweets of others (no need to follow me back 💙)
Solomon @Bigsalkey
365 Followers 1K Following Child of the Most High God🤴, Dad of 5👩👧👨👦👦, husband💑, Coach🏆🏈🏀🏐, and cat dad 🐈😻
JoAnn Medors @joann_medors
42 Followers 156 Following
Lisa Milner @MilnersAll
415 Followers 4K Following I love poker, I watch a lotta TV & I like to talk about it. #SchittsCreek #RipCity #FakeDoctorsRealFriends #GoNiners
Dina Santorelli @DinaSantorelli
5K Followers 6K Following Freelance writer & editor by day. Award-winning author of thriller & suspense novels also by day.
a rah @londongirl1378
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Paisley Python @paisley_python
10 Followers 46 Following Time-crunched coding newb on a daily grind. Python, Clojure and AWS. Working towards a midlife career change
🇨🇦 Smokey 🇨�.. @420iloveweed
18K Followers 5K Following 18++ Single full time dad, fun loving, old soul but young at heart. Talking about everything & nothing. Always trying to learn. #WeTheNorth #RelationshipCoach
sandi @sandi08986257
4K Followers 5K Following Born awake alert & https://t.co/piAtQgvhjJ mother called me an old soul.Intuitive connection to all https://t.co/Ef4sPw75gP pets who passed all came back to see me young & healthy
Al Franken @alfranken
1.2M Followers 38K Following Husband, Dad, Granddad, Democrat, Minnesotan, Author, Human Cannonball, Comedian, Head of Midwest Values PAC, Host of The Al Franken Podcast
How Things Are Manufa.. @fastworkers6
877K Followers 10K Following This is official Twitter account for How Things Are Manufactured. Stay with us
Chevy Chase Recreatio.. @chevychaserec
149 Followers 1 Following CCRA is a private club located at 8920 Spring Valley Road. The facilities include swimming pools, tennis courts, ping-pong, and beach volleyball. Est. 1958
NyobiTheCat 🇺🇦 @NyobiTheCat
848 Followers 773 Following Proud Black Woman! deal. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 🤎🖤P.S. Dear MAGA, fuck your feelings, and fuck off!
Spotrac @spotrac
124K Followers 649 Following Michael Ginnitti, Co-Founder/Editor Spotrac, your source for NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, MLS, EPL, WNBA team & player contracts, payrolls, salary cap breakdowns, etc..
Just Jenni (she/her) @Cali_Girl_76
2K Followers 2K Following ✨Cali girl living an east coast life in the DMV ✨Mom ✨LGBTQ Ally✨Tattooed Accountant ✨Resin Artist ✨BLM ✨ Pittie Mom ✨Stay out my DMs
Luke Menzell @lmenzell
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Dr Char @Drcharlotteped
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Rowdy Bunny @Rowdy_Bunny
1K Followers 1K Following In the 21st century citizens of the United States should not be denied the right to vote. Looking forward to the day our Voting Rights Act is fully restored!
Travis Rogers @TravisW63501
95 Followers 43 Following TravisW63501 Travis (first name) W (middle initial) 63501 (zip code) For those that keep claiming I'm a bot.
@kakss1_kathy @jdgtranen Bc she likes diagrams and comes prepared with props? TF? I wish the WhiteHouse used more diagrams, tbch. 🤷♀️🤷♀️
DJ was one of my favorites! That dude was nailz, had balls of steel! Ice in his veins! CLUTCH
There are probably some things that memory foam would like to forget.
The good thing is if someone makes a fake Jim Boeheim profile we’ll automatically know it’s not him because they tweeted.
Me: I am so glad those annoying political ads are finally over. TV: [starts holiday commercials where people get cars as gifts] Me: motherf
Why do we spend hours on the internet, but only minutes on our knees every day?
Fun fact: Johnny Most was an aerial gunner on a B-24 Liberator. He flew 28 combat missions with the 15th Air Force in World War II, earning seven medals.
@alyankovic I always just assumed those were the prequels, the in-depth version of your life story before your first hit?
Humble beginnings: Did you know that prior to his career-defining role as “Weird Al” Yankovic, actor Daniel Radcliffe appeared in a number of movies about a boy wizard, in which he played the title character? #MovieTrivia
Me: *Tries to sit down* Chair: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills Waiter: Sorry Sir, that seat is Taken
Marcus Smart is one of 4 NBA players – along with Chris Paul, Fred VanVleet, and Mike Conley – who's averaging at least 6 assists and no more than 1.5 turnovers per game.
My son has a dentist appointment at 2.30pm tomorrow. At only 17 he has already achieved the dental joke dream I’ve been striving to reach for 46 years.
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I missed a few notes in the air guitar solo?
Kids should come with a “skip intro” button for their stories
[meeting] Boss: FYI, I'll be out of the office tomorrow because I'm getting a permanent crown. Me: OKAY WE GET IT MIKE YOU'RE MANAGEMENT
Italians: you shouldn't drink cappuccino after noon Me: you shouldn't elect Mussolini's descendants to parliament
designing a new celtics jersey after every win 🍀 record: 6-3
@R2H25123505 @TheJpoc @chadloder What’s the crime though, you penguin? Being argumentative isn’t a crime, refusing to cooperate isn’t a crime when the item in question was cleared of not being a weapon. He was kidnapped by 2 ignorant and mediocre ppl that rather escalate than do their job correctly.
Nah fr. Antisemitism is one of the oldest forms of white supremacy and y’all just eating that shit up
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