Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

Recovering workaholic, rageaholic and crystal Methodist. I ask the questions you're too shy to ask. Nothing is too soon. Joined November 2015

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

7 years ago

.@WhiteHouse : “Adopting articles of impeachment would be a reckless abuse of power by House Democrats, and would constitute the most unjust, highly partisan, and unconstitutional attempt at impeachment in our Nation's history.” .@BillClinton : *Clears throat "Oh hello there."

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

7 years ago

If @BarackObama had asked a foreign leader for dirt on @JohnMcCain as a sitting @POTUS , he would've been #impeached yesterday and hung for #Treason in the Lincoln Memorial today.

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

7 years ago

What?! My @Madison420Ivyy @Fleshlight just filed a restraining order against me! Again! What should I do? #AskingForAFriend

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

8 years ago

@Amy_taboo I'm starting to think that you're only into this for the money honey. #Askingforafriend

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

8 years ago

@SenTedCruz Glad I read the whole thread, this almost sounded like #Socialism . I'm just glad you don't think healthcare is the gateway to the American dream and stable, family-sustaining employment. That would be crazy.

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

8 years ago

@GovMikeHuckabee Does the lobotomy you get for switching to the @GOP come with a white hood to cover the scar? #AskingForAFriend

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

8 years ago

@pooroldkilgore Lizards have way more personality and charisma.

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

8 years ago

@Amy_taboo That joke deserves a tip. HMU.

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

8 years ago

@SenTedCruz Canadians are supposed to say "eh." Congrats on the zero views!

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

8 years ago

@NRA @ChrisCoxNRA @CPAC Yes!! #Putin #2020

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

8 years ago

@Franklin_Graham Even the parts about selling your daughter and beating your wife? #AskingForAFriend

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

8 years ago

@Amy_taboo What's the gimmick? #AskingForAFriend

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

8 years ago

@SarahPalinUSA You think it's because @realDonaldTrump has shown that anyone can become president? #AskingForAFriend

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

8 years ago

@Amy_taboo Give you head? #AskingForAFriend I'll give you my whole skull!

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

8 years ago

@mattgaetz Have you always been a lying, hypocritical tool? #AskingForAFriend

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

8 years ago

@Amy_taboo @buysexmachines That must be the fudge packing model. LOL

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

8 years ago

I predict that @realDonaldTrump 's #SOTU will benefit from some good ol' #STFU

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

8 years ago

The @realDonaldTrump #shutdown2018 is like the time my parents wouldn't buy me that car stereo so I slashed all my tires.

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Asking4aFiend @asking4afiend

8 years ago

I get why the @GOP is so shocked and outraged at the video of @AOC dancing in college. Nobody likes to be forced to jerk off to something. #scandalous