the only sane person in the room @automagicpanda
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Saw something that said “we let 18 year olds join the military and go to war so we should let them audit the federal government.” Lmao ok here’s an 18 year old to do your root canal.
Hot take but #ElonMusk might actually just be an incredibly successful investment/crypto scammer from Africa. Like the best there’s ever been.
"What you're telling me is, you don't mind infringing free speech to protect children from this amorphous thing you think of, but when it comes to children that have died, you don't give a flying f*ck." Jon Stewart is a national treasure.
Jon interviewed Leslie Rutledge, Arkansas Attorney General, about why her state banned gender-affirming care for minors - ignoring the guidelines of major medical organizations and taking the decision out of parents’ hands. Watch the full interview on @AppleTVPlus
Facebook is down right now- This might be the safest our Republic has been in over a decade.
I’m sick of hearing people argue about how to secure the border. Just ask the people who package ricotta cheese. @GalbaniCheese
Forget Punxsutawney Phil. Coronavirus Carl the chupacabra saw his tail and now there’s 6 more months of lockdown. #GroundhogDay
You were given prime space to say this in a billionaire-run rag that specifically amplifies right-wing views, part of a entire subsidized industry of right-wing outlets. You’re not “muzzled,” Hawley. You’re just deeply unpopular, and aided insurrection. And you need to resign.
You were given prime space to say this in a billionaire-run rag that specifically amplifies right-wing views, part of a entire subsidized industry of right-wing outlets. You’re not “muzzled,” Hawley. You’re just deeply unpopular, and aided insurrection. And you need to resign.
The “except one” is only because the dems cheated and stole the election. Trump absolutely would have bested that if he got a second term.
The “except one” is only because the dems cheated and stole the election. Trump absolutely would have bested that if he got a second term.
Free advice - if you are losing tens of thousands of followers the moment Twitter starts taking down Neo-Nazis and violent insurrectionists, maybe don’t advertise that! Also maybe people are unfollowing you out disgust for your support of a coupist bc they care about our country
Free advice - if you are losing tens of thousands of followers the moment Twitter starts taking down Neo-Nazis and violent insurrectionists, maybe don’t advertise that! Also maybe people are unfollowing you out disgust for your support of a coupist bc they care about our country
One day I’ll be teaching and get to the slide titled “The 2021 Capitol Breach” and will have to explain this to young adults. I just hope the Unit isn’t titled “The Second Civil War”. #Sedition #CapitolBuilding
Trump asks for 11,780 votes, but it's to the tune of the Rent song
It’s long past time we pay teachers what they deserve. The work they do is of extreme national importance — and their salaries should reflect that.
Republicans acting like everything's normal after their failed coup.
I am going to the Senate floor to vote AGAINST Trump’s huge arms sale to the United Arab Emirates. The United States should be working to deescalate conflict in the Middle East, not fueling it by selling more and more weapons to regimes using them to kill civilians.
My Pillow guy supporting a fascist coup in the US Was NOT on my 2020 bingo card
My Pillow guy supporting a fascist coup in the US Was NOT on my 2020 bingo card
I think we can all agree that the most baffling thing about 2020 has been the success of the show The Masked Singer.
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4.2M Followers 4K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPcdo for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
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