Ambivalent Sloth @avenge_p
Canadian source of occasional humour and occasionally cessant politics. Look upon my words, ye mighty, and despair. Let slip the small fuzzy creatures of war. Canada Joined April 2021-
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Oh look, a massive pro-Poilievre bot surge. And lots of RWNJ tweets on my For you feed. I wonder what we're supposed to be distracted from this time.
If you're going to disable downloader apps, @YouTube, how about you fix the sound issue first so that I don't have to set some videos at three times normal volume to hear them? Don't tell me it's not your fault; downloaded videos don't have the same problem.
Any day when the words "Mike Roman indicted" appear in the news is a good day. "Mike Roman sentenced" would be even better, because that would mean the bastard can't get into Canada again.
There few things in the universe so silent as dirty dishes fornicating.
To the prosperous folks who can't understand why they're not getting more sympathy about capital gains changes. The lifetime capital gains exemption is about twenty years' income for an average worker. And many of us view your cottages as toys. Very expensive toys.
Here's a perfect example of a confounding variable: Finding higher than normal levels of psychopathy and sadism among business students and attributing it to the love of loud cars. cbc.ca/news/canada/lo…
There's nothing like an Alexander Armstrong episode of Have I Got News For You for flushing out snowflakes of all stripes who can't understand the concept of a joke. "But, but, but he must have been serious about my cause." #HIGNFY
A Canada Disability Benefit that's only worth $200 a month _at most_ is just an insult to those who need help. This, _this_, is something to be enraged at the Liberal government about.
Naïveté is believing Donald Trump didn't dump his Trump media stock during the pump-and-dump stage.
This is the moment a pair of tortoises interrupt a leopard hunting its prey. [📹 Matthew Poole]
Did Twitter hit anyone else with a humanity test out of the blue?
What campaign song should Blaine Higgs (@premierbhiggs) choose for this year's election? "Boys Will Be Boys"? "Return to Innocence"? "Nearer My God to Thee"? "The (Headless) Chicken Dance", in honour of @steveouthouse's management? #HiggsCampaignSong
Today's weather forecast: cloudy, dry, unseasonable warm. Today's actual weather: imagine Milton from Office Space asking if anyone's seen his nice weather.
And the latest dishes-it-out-but-can't-take-it-and-blocks-after-a-parting-shot-I'll-never-see racist trash is @pollensomething. This one has the bonus evil of wanting to deny MAID to those who need it.
Today on Twitter I encountered posts from antivaxxers, a holistic health pusher who rejects germ theory, and Blaine Higgs's campaign manager. None compared to the racist slur-slinger who claimed to be both intersex and trans. I would appreciate somebody explaining that one.
Just when I thought I'd seen the intellectual dregs of social media, I encounter people who reject germ theory.
Today's thin-skinned misery cheerleader is @OnashiGitsune, a believer in forcing people to suffer because of some anecdotes that ignore 99.x% of MAID users.
Add @WEschenbach to the list of RWNJs who run to the block button when their trolling fails. A See 'n Say could do better on a Turing test. Of course they have a blue checkmark beside their name.
This should win the Poilievre Conservatives an extra 0.5% of the vote in ridings the party was already going to win.
This should win the Poilievre Conservatives an extra 0.5% of the vote in ridings the party was already going to win.
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@deAdderCanada Tough gig being a centrist or even a political agnostic these days… you’re either on “our team” or the enemy, no middle ground or loitering on the sidelines, despite that’s where the majority of votes sit..,
I'm convinced the haircut got me the job. A fool and his parting are soon moneyed.
🚨 🚨 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 🚨 🚨 @MapleLeafs goalie Samsonov storms out of locker room during the 2nd intermission of tonight's game and tries to kill himself by jumping in front of a semi truck on the 401. Luckily. The truck went between his legs and he survived.
Within a 12 month period, I nearly went broke, went through a divorce and lost my dad. For a short season during that period of time, about 6 months, I moved in with my mom to get re-balanced. You can imagine what felt like being in my mid 40's and moving in with my mom.…
Handmade from clay, these hollow ceramic instruments are half-filled with water. The Peruvian water whistles sound like animals when filled with water or emptied and are based on ancient Incan sculptures [📹 Ynocencio Ccahuana / Old Peru Replicas]
When his parents are murdered on Shrove Tuesday, Bruce Wayne becomes PancakeMan, the crêped crusader.
@Gerry39464526 12 million? 🤣 This you?
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NEW: Hogan repeals Moncton district's gender identity policy; district responds by adopting a new and identical policy two days later. cbc.ca/news/canada/ne…
@LawJustice323 Are you tweeting from some sort of correctional facility?
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