Danny B. @awesomesauceDan

36/weather weinie/terrible tweeter x.com/twitter Phoenix, AZ Joined July 2011

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Danny B. @awesomesauceDan

3 years ago

The number of shitty promoted tweets I’m seeing the last few days is making me rethink being on here.

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Hey @LiveNation do you have a customer service number to call? I’ve been using your silly chat feature and it’s been 24 hours since I started the chat and all I want is to exchange my tickets. By the time someone responds, my requested seats are unavailable!

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Danny B. @awesomesauceDan

3 years ago

Rewatching the X-Files and @MillerGabrielle shows up on the screen and I’m like “That’s Lacey!!! What is she doing in a chicken factory!??”

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Danny B. @awesomesauceDan

3 years ago

Let’s go #dbacks Where is Joey the “woo” guy?? We miss him in section 129. #freejoey @Dbacks find Joey for us?

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Danny B. @awesomesauceDan

4 years ago

What the actual…

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4 years ago

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Kimberley N Johnson @KimberleyNJ

4 years ago

Counter protestors have prevented the vehicles in the slow roll from landing outside City Hall. Counter protestors are cheering as police tell the vehicles will have to turn around.

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Danny B. @awesomesauceDan

4 years ago

ATTENTION FRIENDS. I HAVE RECEIVED FIVE DOLLARS FROM CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IN EXCHANGE FOR POSTING THIS ADVERTISEMENT. GET YOUR OWN FIVE DOLLARS AT GETFIVEDOLLARS.COM #GOTFIVEDOLLARS

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Danny B. @awesomesauceDan

4 years ago

Umm looks like Kulpa just wanted the game to be over. Three worst missed calls all in the top of the 9th?? That one below the zone was also in the top of the 9th with a runner on.

Umpire Scorecards @UmpScorecards

4 years ago

Umm looks like Kulpa just wanted the game to be over. Three worst missed calls all in the top of the 9th?? That one below the zone was also in the top of the 9th with a runner on.

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Danny B. @awesomesauceDan

4 years ago

Inspiration for Chris’ efficient desk in Parks and Rec? @Nick_Offerman @KenTremendous

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Danny B. @awesomesauceDan

4 years ago

I need to write a backstory for my new DnD character, a half-elf ranger named Shy Pete. @BrentButt any ideas? Something with the Crystal of Xanith maybe?

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Danny B. @awesomesauceDan

4 years ago

I have watched Parks and Rec a million times and I only just realized in Harvest Festival that Rachel Ray was performing at the Wamapoke Casino. 🤣Thanks @KenTremendous for that little Easter egg

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Not Real Donald Trump @RealDonalDrumpf

5 years ago

The Apprentice.

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Danny B. @awesomesauceDan

5 years ago

The @HouseGOP’s first member to be recognized for debate on the Equality Act asks instead for a 30 second moment of silence for Rush Limbaugh. What a strong opening 🙄🙄🙄😂😂

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Danny B. @awesomesauceDan

5 years ago

So is this just gonna be four hours of Democrats saying “fight?” That’s fun and an amazing legal argument 🙄🙄

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Danny B. @awesomesauceDan

5 years ago

Massive conflict of interest in the part of @SenTedCruz @SenMikeLee @LindseyGrahamSC. All three should either recuse themselves or be expelled for the remainder of the trial. This is disgusting.

Acyn @Acyn

5 years ago

Massive conflict of interest in the part of @SenTedCruz @SenMikeLee @LindseyGrahamSC. All three should either recuse themselves or be expelled for the remainder of the trial. This is disgusting.