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if u make eye contact with the sandwich artist, that's a body
i would be proud of being killed by a tornado
Earth is the worst planet I've ever lived on.
They should invent a medicine with good side effects.
That’s right, rain…wash my car bitch!
something could happen any second if you even care
Pouring water all over your magnets to make them short circuit and start sparking and catch on fire or at the very least become inconveniently wet
would you still love me if i were a strange little imp
just because i’m gonna kill myself doesn’t mean i’m going to commit suicide
You must be as tiny as a mouse to ride this rollercoaster, you must fit in the palm of my hand to ride
everything u like i liked 8 years ago
employer: what are your weaknesses me: crab rangoon
At McDonalds looking at the menu through opera binoculars.
At the end of the day, it's 11:59pm.
No one ever talks about the good parts of being a child soldier
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They’re making m&ms that have meat inside of them
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God inventing the duck: Give that waterproof chicken a kazoo
@TheFrankBlaha Couldn't be me! I like to drink one beer and go to bed.
been spending less time on my phone and more time being productive it’s awful
“So you’re sober” Yeah, from alcohol. I smoke weed “Oh so you’re not really sober then” Sure ok, you’re right. I’m a total piece of shit actually
@PopCrave it’s giving Jojo Siwa’s “porn is fucking sick dude” 😭
to everyone trying to “decode” who taylor wrote every single song about: all her music is actually about me and my life, hope that helps!
Soda tastes good 💪 and I like to drink it 💪 my favorite soda is root beer 💪 and cream soda 💪 sometimes
just sang a song from ttpd all the way through
People hate Taylor Swift’s music because it challenges and forces them to slow down, digest and engage deeper with what they’re audibly consuming. Instant gratification is ruining our ability to fully appreciate music
Am I the only one that likes the grand theft auto lyric.. I’m sorry it’s catchy asf
why does no one give taylor the benefit of the doubt when it comes to her use of literary devices 😭 every lyric she writes is always taken explicitly literal and she’s not allowed to write anything silly or satirical or tongue-in-cheek because everyone’s stupid
I literally have every single song from TTPD stuck in my head at the same time
how it feels to objectively listen to ttpd without a hater in your ear saying its bad but also knowing she needs to take a break from jack antonoff