blinkythinky @blinksthinks

Chewer. Eater. Digestor. the North Joined March 2011

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blinkythinky @blinksthinks

12 months ago

Congrats to the person who injected the clunkiest word into all crime shows - the unsub. "Sir, the unsubstantiated rumor has just killed another private chef. What now?"

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blinkythinky @blinksthinks

12 months ago

People say the digital world is cold and unfeeling. I disagree. My betting app just messaged me, checking in on my welfare.

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If other civilizations are mounting us on their walls like we do a beautiful rock trout, I only hope they are doing us the dignity of putting us in dignified scenarios like trying to flush our underwear on lunch breaks like we all know that is standard here.

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blinkythinky @blinksthinks

a year ago

In the late 90s, someone created the Wahoo virus which stuck a bunch of Wahoos in whatever documents you were working. "Carbon has a burning point of wahoo 349 deg C" is a wild one to come back from. Hope Wahoo guy is doing well. Loved your work! #wahoo #originaltroll

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blinkythinky @blinksthinks

a year ago

In the interests of gritty realism and telling a story of fear and disparity, the next Batman car should be a Nissan Altima. Matte black maybe although that standard gold color is scarier

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blinkythinky @blinksthinks

a year ago

If you watch any age of European motorbike racing, 90% of the time there's some guy named Phil McKenzie

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blinkythinky @blinksthinks

a year ago

I certainly respect flying squirrel suit people but I also cannot respect flying squirrel suit people

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blinkythinky @blinksthinks

2 years ago

Social media has really been important for the folks that do the letters on the church signs. The rest of us, not so much.

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blinkythinky @blinksthinks

2 years ago

Hey @VancityReynolds @RMcElhenney in 2-3 years @imessi & @Cristiano are going to be available. You'll be closer to PL then but you'll need more. Offer equity to either and let them come in and lead. Revenues go up, and MLS isn't the exit anymore for stars. It's you. For a bit...

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Dr.Beites @BeitesDr

4 years ago

As I was putting my 6 yr old to bed tonight, she told me she cried at school today, embarrassed to be the only other kid , in a class of ~25 , to be wearing a mask . But she chooses to do it for her toddler brother and 80 yr old granny that lives with us (her words, not mine).😞

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blinkythinky @blinksthinks

4 years ago

It took me a very long time to realize it but I fully endorse George Michaels shirt from that wham video

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blinkythinky @blinksthinks

6 years ago

Hey @netflix seems like this would be the right time to acquire and air Last Man on Earth...great doc! @OfficialLMOETV @OrvilleIV #oneyearafterthevirus #ohfarts