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The spectacular and iconic demolition of the Frontier Hotel, Las Vegas
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Why not, what's the worst that could happen?
I would 100% do this at any random moment. 🤣
I would 100% do this at any random moment. 🤣
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It’s NFL Draft Day but let’s remember on this day 20 years ago, the historic Racial Draft took place
Want.
Bucks 118 Pacers 115
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Well then
Relatable.
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Part of Gary Larson's greatness is that he knew people could figure it out for themselves: that they'd get the joke. Any other cartoonist would have at least written 'Add Two Eggs' under it. Larson knew it was funnier without it.
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12 years ago today Pete Weber dropped the greatest sports quote of all time
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Possibly the best easter egg on Sports Reference. If you don’t see it, look a bit harder.
Possibly the best easter egg on Sports Reference. If you don’t see it, look a bit harder. https://t.co/Jjvx58qyst
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Eruption - Van Halen - Violin Cover by Nina D My journey to learn Eruption began a few years ago, when I only had access to a 5-string fretless violin. I learned a small bit of it, and quickly realized that I would need to compromise the octave range, and the finger tapping in…
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This is freaking wild!
Hey @PitBossGrills is my grill supposed to be losing it's paint like this after less than a year?
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Norm McDonald upon seeing OJ arrive
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