Jackass McFuck @bone_switch

laws don't apply to me bc I can't read unfortunately none of my weirdness is performative Joined April 2020

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Melly @mellybysea

2 years ago

Why do you all go for super tall guys so much? It’s like having a big dog they die earlier than smaller ones

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Jackass McFuck @bone_switch

2 years ago

the slimmer I get, the more loveable I am. this is a very unfortunate fact and it makes me want to vomit

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Jackass McFuck @bone_switch

2 years ago

is a deaf person using ASL with long acrylics like them having an accent

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Jackass McFuck @bone_switch

2 years ago

that's nice that you have a sex playlist, some of us get laid to whatever random show is on the TV

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Weight loss 🌿 @TheTegan

2 years ago

me with pussy

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Jackass McFuck @bone_switch

2 years ago

y'all it cracks me the fuck up to be called aggressive by men who are actually fucking aggressive. all I said was don't take stuff out of my hands girliepop, I didn't menace you like you did to me

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𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_

2 years ago

Maturity is seeing someone's lack of effort as their lack of interest in you regardless of what they say. Words not matching actions is called manipulation. If they wanted to, they would. Period.

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Jackass McFuck @bone_switch

2 years ago

Having surgery soon and curious about what weird fuckin shit I'm gonna say. Hopefully I'm not a menace to the nurses

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Jackass McFuck @bone_switch

2 years ago

"you don't seem autistic at all! thanks that is because I mask super fucking well at work! it's exhausting and that's why I have no friends!

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Jackass McFuck @bone_switch

2 years ago

omg girl sorry I forgot to do super high mask Jac to meet this new male coworker, he thinks I'm psychotic now? That's crazyyy

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Jackass McFuck @bone_switch

2 years ago

man it is difficult to think everyone does not hate me when I work night shift

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Jackass McFuck @bone_switch

2 years ago

girls I am shitting out my brains rn

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Jackass McFuck @bone_switch

2 years ago

mmm I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today and it's gonna be my stomach's problem now, fuck u bitch no food for u

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Emily Sears @emilysears

2 years ago

When I see men siding with abusers I just assume it’s because they’re not defending them, but rather themselves because they’re guilty of doing the same thing.

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Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel

2 years ago

men will always fascinate me

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Jackass McFuck @bone_switch

2 years ago

my coworker and I have a mildly bullying relationship, and his boss said we fight like a married couple. wtf kind of marriages are y'all straights having

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ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline

2 years ago

i miss when you could just not like someone without using buzzword to vilify them like i respect someone way more when they’re like i think ur a wack bitch instead of being like ur a fagcel narcissistic gaslighting abuser lmaoo

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Jackass McFuck @bone_switch

2 years ago

unironically how it feels to be around NTs. we can all tell something is different but who's gonna tell the friggin bear to stop being weird

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Jackass McFuck @bone_switch

2 years ago

I can't use heat on my hair and it's not bc it's fine, it's because if I have hot things around my neck for long periods I get anxious as hell. I don't even wear scarves