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@RealKeithNolan Good morning Keith! This seems like an easier way to find me
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Dear Homophobic Vending Machine: I'm sorry my dollar bill wasn't straight enough for you. Go fuck yourself. Sincerely, Skittle-less
No box for my triangles thanks. It's one less thing getting in the way of the TGT goodness! @ThePastryPimp #ilovetgt
Next time Im trying the vegan TGT! #ilovetgt @ThePastryPimp
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RT & REPLY w #ilovetgt + fun comment by Fri@4pm to #win #TooGoodTriangles in ANY #style incl. #vegan & #glutenfree :)
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I pinched her ass. Then, I apologized. It was a Canadian goose.
@ThePastryPimp I may have to change my twitter handle if this keeps up lol
Sometimes you're the tree, sometimes you're the bike.
@ThePastryPimp #ilovetgt Happy Birthday Paige!
@sassy_lassy87: Low sodium triscuits? You mean tree bark???
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This guy is incontinent. Apparently.
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If a girl announces she's cumming she's probably not. A girl cumming can not string together coherent thoughts.
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