Ted B. Cryin @carp3tjpg
brain leakings from an observer. Cybernet Ltd. Joined December 2014-
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I love when Pauline Kael says stuff like “Shaggy and Velma are wretched. And the dog should be put down. But Freddy is a revelation” It’s like wtf are you talking about queen
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@Dogyeena Tired: “Tommy need drinky” Wired: “Cocky want boing boing”
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Blood Meridian-ass headline
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All in, my ass.
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I love Halo 2's iterations of the main theme so much
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Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, I was there when it was written
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@Criminalsimpson S░T░E░A░M░E░D░H░A░M░S░I░N░B░I░O
these coconut tree memes are astroturfing in real time right?
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PUT ME BACK !! put me back i was at costco eating a hotdog!! put me back !!!!
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i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by writing cover letters
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Terrified of being known yet desperately longing to be understood
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@movieboy69 letterboxd top reviewers can't cook, all they know is stanning, hornyposting, one-liner, depression, and this happened to my buddy eric
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For sale Baby shoes Worn the fuck out Didn't think babies could run This mf hauls ass idk what his rush is
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Ben Shapiro ANNIHILATES set of jangling keys!
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“Nothing will stop me from killing you and your god” — Tom Cruise in the new Mission Impossible.
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You think those are hoes you're scaring?
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Listening to Pet Sounds again
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