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Saying “Dads shouldn’t spend time with their newborns” is a weird position for anyone to take, unless the dads are terrible. Which may be why Republicans are taking it.
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"Wear this hardhat and wash your hands before returning to work or you're fired," is now coercion. Also, her inability to even write the actual word "sex" tells you everything you need to know.
"Wear this hardhat and wash your hands before returning to work or you're fired," is now coercion. Also, her inability to even write the actual word "sex" tells you everything you need to know.
The "people just don't want to work anymore" crowd can eff all the way off.
The "people just don't want to work anymore" crowd can eff all the way off.
Are the "there should be a weekly testing option" people aware that there are 7 days in a week and therefore 7 days worth of opportunity to contract and spread COVID between tests?
The senator from *Texas* would like to remind you that you, and you alone, should be in charge of your body.
The senator from *Texas* would like to remind you that you, and you alone, should be in charge of your body.
If I had millions of dollars, this is all I would do with it. I'd finance an army of dog abuse bounty hunters.
So. Fucking. Good.
How much longer do we have to endure the media calling people like MTG "stupid" instead of "purposefully and maliciously misleading?"
Ask your doctor if overthrowing the government is right for you.
Ask your doctor if overthrowing the government is right for you.
Who's gonna tell him?
ALT HEADLINE: Majority of restaurants have lost business as delta variant surges. SF has an 81% vaccine completion rate. I doubt it's the 19% that's cutting into business. restaurantbusinessonline.com/operations/maj…
3.4 billion is a hefty sample size for antivaxxers. No stories or studies about mass death or conditions due to vaccines. What are they standing on?
3.4 billion is a hefty sample size for antivaxxers. No stories or studies about mass death or conditions due to vaccines. What are they standing on?
More of this please.
The Ted Lasso haters are comparing it to other shows using a pretty ridiculous "laughs per episode" metric which is awful because comedy (in the traditional "vs. drama" sense) is about light-heartedness, amusement, happy endings... all things Ted Lasso NAILS.
Literally didn't talk to single worker then.
Literally didn't talk to single worker then.
Seth Rogan is proving that most men are objectively not great looking but that all it takes is a dope suit.
party that loses a recall should have to reimburse the state
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@protodirettv @cumtosenpai @castmorevotes @Kovi34 @grahamsw @SixBrownChicks Yes, i like acknowledging facts over willful ignorance
@castmorevotes @whynotcooking @Kovi34 @grahamsw @SixBrownChicks Its crazy people don't think about how fucked up it is we need anti slavery laws, 40hr work week laws, min wage, etc. Because employers literally DREAM of exploiting workers. Laws literally have to be drafted so that they are forced not to do it more
@Kovi34 @castmorevotes @grahamsw @SixBrownChicks Here you go
@Kovi34 @castmorevotes @grahamsw @SixBrownChicks My god. Look up the the Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938, which established a five-day, 40-hour workweek for many workers because employers weaved in old practices from the past. It is connected to slavery/racism. Wage inequality is still an issue in 2021 in the US.
@castmorevotes @Kovi34 @grahamsw @SixBrownChicks I don't want to agree with you, and I want you to be wrong... But you keep making these solid fucking points
@cumtosenpai @castmorevotes @Kovi34 @grahamsw @SixBrownChicks Yeah bruh he on point with this one. SALUTE👍🏾👍🏾
@Kovi34 @castmorevotes @grahamsw @SixBrownChicks ok bro what laborers built the economic infrastructure that formed the basis for that growth in the north/after abolition
@Kovi34 @grahamsw @SixBrownChicks i hope you know america isn’t that old of a country.. which is a country that was built on slavery. the labor laws are still obviously directly related to slavery.
@SixBrownChicks once again in all seriousness, American labor practices are, literally, founded on slavery.
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@castmorevotes @griner @McDonalds @cossette I suspect it’s that the heat and weight melt the cheese. But that’s why I don’t get why there isn’t another slice. Truthfully no one builds a burger like that. It’s always Bun Condiments Cheese Burger Bun
@castmorevotes @SocraticTalanoa @jhobson67 @jessasstrophe Yeah, I think if anything, it should be the screen readers accessibility and affordances that should constantly stay up to date and ensure they're easy to use, especially in these situations
Y’all can change the diapers. Get up in the middle of the night to do feedings. Hold the baby. Dress the baby. Burp the baby. Be an actual parent to your baby.
The thing about paternity leave is there isn't much for dad to do when the baby is a newborn, especially if mom is breastfeeding. His main role is to take care of mom as she recovers but of course that doesn't apply to Buttigieg so I'm not sure why he needs paternity leave at all
Democrats have a plan to stop the giant meteor that will end life on this planet. But how will they pay for it?
I believe the same thing happens to americans but with the civil war
Saying “Dads shouldn’t spend time with their newborns” is a weird position for anyone to take, unless the dads are terrible. Which may be why Republicans are taking it.
Didn't realize "bottomless" mimosas referred to the drink and not the dress code, my apologies to everyone in this airport.
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