greasy spoon @cocktailrant
food and drinks are inherently political. restaurant haver, dive master, bear wrestling anecdotes, and shitposting. nazis get the w*ll where paths & errands meet Joined September 2018-
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Lot of good arboreal horror in The Ritual
My first night with the new crew and we did 20k with five bartenders, 1 bar back, and me getting in the way.
High volume bougie cocktail bar management: 10% Bartending, 5% R&D, 5% unclogging toilets, 50% bar backing, 10% spreadsheets, 10% allocating shots to staff who are about to snap, 10% bitching about the music.
I’ve come up with an interim solution to the queuing issue to see the Queen’s coffin in Westminster, let me know what you think, it’s not perfect but I don’t see anyone else coming up with anything
pour one out today
Noise canceling headphones make flying so much less miserable.
Male friendship is odd. Staying with my 46 year old friend. He is getting ready for a date, asks if he needs to shave, pops around the corner and I look up only for him to pull his towel and subject me to a meat spin. We were talking about life shit 15 min before.
if u text “call me” just know i’m preparing myself for who died
Fellas, I want to let you in on a secret. Learn how to dance.
The difference in mask wearing between LA and SF is stark.
Does LA have a good bar district like The Mission in SF or The Uptown in Oakland?
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I really am. So much fun, in fact, that people fly me across the country and pay me to host their parties.
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