Steve @coolhandfluke76
Legal status: Clean Combat Rating: Mostly Harmless Leeds, England Joined October 2017-
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"Hands up if the whole country has just told you to fuck off"
me: i would like to buy a meal deal co-op: okay me: i'd also like to buy a funeral co-op: okay me: i'd also like to buy tickets to a gig i'm never gonna see co-op: ur not gonna believe this
Andrew Gosden went missing in England the same year as Maddie and didn’t get the same coverage or funding, there was some movement in the case but it’s gone v quiet again. His dad works really hard at keeping Andrew’s name in the press. Here’s a poster w/ details!
Andrew Gosden went missing in England the same year as Maddie and didn’t get the same coverage or funding, there was some movement in the case but it’s gone v quiet again. His dad works really hard at keeping Andrew’s name in the press. Here’s a poster w/ details! https://t.co/GCVSuTtRdG
Just in case anyone was considering using @ArnoldClark , they might want to read this first.
Just in case anyone was considering using @ArnoldClark , they might want to read this first.
Retweet if you think Lee Anderson is a brainless gobshite.
Retweet if you think Lee Anderson is a brainless gobshite.
I see the @Conservatives have recut their controversial Sadiq Khan video…
Seems legit. 🤣
I've always wanted to put Jim McDonald from Coronation Street punching people to Motörhead. Today I did. Enjoy your evening x
These British #Gladiators names are wild.
Jesus Shitting Christ
Might as well close the "Tweet of the Year Competition" for 2024 already.
Might as well close the "Tweet of the Year Competition" for 2024 already.
Tweet of the Year.
Fucking hell 😂😂😂
October is the longest month.
Looks like the british public wants this meat tax then
The replies... 😂
Man's a musical genius.
Man's a musical genius.
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@TheBeanEyesOpen @MarkWar16520311 @Littlemiss8653 You haven't met a SINGLE person suffering from the Vaccine.
@anon_opin Oh I’m the same. I don’t like waiting for the kettle so I have cold tea.
It was bad enough when the term 'Internet Troll' was co-opted to refer to 'Anyone being rude online', but it's now been rendered meaningless by celebrities who use it in interviews to tearfully describe "Someone on Twitter who said they didn't like my new TV show"
@jc1381again Oh no. A photo of some bacon on some really badly-buttered bread. It’s just like kryptonite. 🙄
@jc1381again I'm not Muslim and that looks disgusting 🤣 how have you made it raw and burnt at the same time.... 🤣
@jc1381again You do know you eating bacon does not bother muslims one little bit ! If you are going to eat it I'd finish cooking it first.
@phughes76340646 No one, not even Sunak, misreads the mood of the country as badly as Braverman.
@phughes76340646 She’s a fanatic
@jfwduffield Have you ever been to Denmark? Holland? Where people of every age and sex cycle freely along purpose-built infrastructure? You're talking bollocks.
@MarkWar16520311 I reckon because (a) they were indoctrinated early, by family, and (b) they think it is either harmless or even beneficial. But you are right. And if you ever want to understand how people get brainwashed into fundamentalism and cults, just look at how easily they fall for CTs.
@DrSarteschi Another winner of the F around and find out award 🥇
It's the C-54 Skymaster, which can carry 6.5 tons more than the Skytrain. Moreover its tricycle gear configuration means a truck can back up level to its rear door, greatly enhancing unloading speed during the 1948-49 Berlin blockade and airlift.
Girls want 1 thing and it starts with a C
@MarcelloMaio @MAstronomers Restarted? I mean, how can I not be sarcastic reading a statement as idiotic as this and without any founding nor argumentation. On top of all that it also seems like you lack the ability to spell simple words, I see.
@MarcelloMaio @MAstronomers Damn, thank god there's you that knows the truth and doesn't get tricked by the big powers! Man you're smart, not like us retarded people's believing in everything!
@TheSun The sad and sorry state of this middle aged mother of 5 looking and acting like a ‘cant be arsed’ teenager.. kinda tragic! 🤮
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