Chuck Rummel @crummel4
Database Administrator, Husband, Dad, Former Philmont Ranger, BS in AAE @ UIUC. Stated opinions are mine, not my employer's. Chicago Joined May 2009-
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If you’ve ever forgotten you left a stroopwaffel warming on your coffee in another room only to find it at the bottom of your mug later, well that’s how my morning is going. 🤦🏻♂️
So proud of my kids, @ollieolliex and Kat, and the rest of @conant_theatre cast and crew for their hard work and great performances of A Midsummer Night’s Dream yesterday and today!
How am I spending my holiday? Letting windows update run. It says the last time my personal laptop checked was 3 July. Apparently installing a new Windows version. “This will take a while.”
I’ve seen a few of these but this one may be the best yet. Play the audio for best results. :)
Who am I? I am a Black man who happens to be the Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force. I am George Floyd…I am Philando Castile, I am Michael Brown, I am Alton Sterling, I am Tamir Rice. (1)
You know it’s holiday time then you are only person in half a train car for your morning commute.
W ⭐️ O ⭐️ R ⭐️L ⭐️ D C H A M P I O N S #OneNationOneTeam
How many open parentheses between the outermost FROM and the first table name, with nothing else but open parentheses between, would you wager it takes before the query processor throws 8623? E.g. FROM ((((...(((table1...
On the plus side, I got to see the conductor open the doors *from the outside* using the manual release valve for the first time...
On the plus side, I got to see the conductor open the doors *from the outside* using the manual release valve for the first time...
Hey #sqlfamily - Lynn does AWESOME stuff and now has a blog to tell us all about it. Subscribe - and follow her on twitter too!
Hey #sqlfamily - Lynn does AWESOME stuff and now has a blog to tell us all about it. Subscribe - and follow her on twitter too!
Today, I launched a technical blog based on my SQL Server experience at learningmoresql.com Stay tuned for my first series of posts on Analysis Services and Sequence Clustering. #SQLServer #sqlfamily
Someone found the wheel of excuses built in to the PA system @OnTheMetra MD-W and it's great. So far we've heard: drawbridge malfunction, holiday parade, and customer dispute.
A new option for the wheel of excuses @OnTheMetra - delayed due to ice covered horn (can't go through intersections at normal speed.) TBH it does sound like the wooden train whistle I got as a kid.
Sometimes you're lucky enough to be cc'd on an email thread where you think "oh I can't wait to see where this goes, get me some popcorn".
Jes Schultz @grrl_geek
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So much this!!!
The challenge of parenting teens is loving them while they are treating you like the most annoying person on earth.
By trying to dictate what teachers can and cannot teach, Florida House Bill 999 is an assault on the very liberties articulated by the Founders and something that all Americans should speak out against. (3/3)
…and made more perfect in Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address. Our contribution should not be to silence those trying to understand the past more fully. (2/3)
My thoughts on Florida House Bill 999: America’s greatness stems not from its suppression of our complicated history but our willingness to engage and understand it. Each generation has helped further bring to life the values articulated in the Declaration… (1/3)
@GFritchey This is when you start running vacuum every 3 seconds out of desperation.
@crummel4 @KennyNeal Once, a long time ago. It was a good gig. Plenty of sunshine, no one cared about my spare tire. Might be a retirement move for me when the time comes.
Anyone who wields this magical sword will never be bothered when you are on production support or when it is your turn for after hours emergency support.
I've been soaking red beans for 2 days, changing out the water everyday, and today was the day when I made red beans and rice with andouille sausage for the family.