Rep. Dr. Cucumber 🇺🇸 @cucumberPhD
PhD in head. Congresswoman in bed. Washington, DC Joined December 2014-
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Been thinking about getting into pickpocketing
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Washington DC stands for Washington Dr. Cucumber
Love it when people put the basketball emoji in their profile. I enjoy thinking about someone creating their account and a basketball being an active part of that thought process.
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The brain tumor
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When I was 13 my 23 year old cousin would take me on walks and give me ices to "make sure I wasn't a lame when I started high school." When my mom found out she sat me down & read me a Facebook post on her ipad about a 9 year old girl who was in a coma from alcohol poisoning
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bitch @urbancatfitters
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haley 🕺 @srirachabender
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The Equalizer @SPIDERCRAWLING
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ellie drinks beer @lizrdbreath_
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