mark jones @damnfool
Swansea, Wales Joined July 2009-
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@JCaramac @dirk7890 Newport, if I remember correctly.
@Mistywoman1 @club_twits Eddie Izzard looking his age.
@other_mrs I told Warren Beatty to fuck off. By mistake. Wasn’t his fault. And Bryan Adams, not by mistake.
@giddypop When I was a student, late 80s/early 90s, I’d buy the Telegraph for the sports coverage and a tricky yet doable cryptic crossword. Then pick up the Guardian and read the news. I sound like a prick.
@SartorialThug Lick its back, Mr Thug. You won’t be needing that pint. (Not sure I believe the hallucinogenic toad stories).
#FollowBackFriday If you agree with Sarah Murphy and want us collectively to do something about it please retweet ❤️
@iestynw222 Uppa Swans. Not been to Blackpool in years, but that pic looks out of a Steinbeck novel. Or Hammett. Three points, please, weary travellers.
@Ottojizzmark Bernadette Soubirous. Or Old man Steptoe.
@ColetteFoley That £37bn figure rears its ugly head once more. What Dido and Serco, predominantly, were handed to fuck it all up and make things considerably worse. Just £37bn.
You know what... if America can investigate their former leader for espionage then so can we... Boris shady meetings without security detail need to be investigated. And those who have collided to turn a blind eye also need removing from the public sphere.
Former US President Donald Trump is being investigated under the Espionage Act, the unsealed warrant used to search his Florida home on Monday reveals bbc.in/3zUYuWN
@Rossmac212 Kid took a clear dive. Yellow card.
@NicholasTyrone Is it too late for a stalking horse? Just to fuck it up even more and refresh this overlong and tiresome process.
@AnneLaird31 Careful, Johnson. Skipping can result in a strained moob, or two.
@trussliz @Conservatives Couldn’t deliver a cupped fart to her own nostrils.
Sophia @FlissMcAndrew
7 Followers 220 Following grad school survivor ☕ powered by caffeine, deadlines & compliments from strangers on the internet
Oosogui @Oosogui996
25 Followers 2K Following
MARI @mari_tradez1
21 Followers 180 Following 🇩🇪 | Day trader | On a mission to inspire more female traders out there | Tweets are just thoughts
Ffaurkeau @FfaurkeauH84rt
35 Followers 4K Following
Samantha Young Chryst... @c2_chrystal
287 Followers 5K Following
Saied Barrie @SaiedBarrie1
56 Followers 264 Following
. @chudz9823
216 Followers 394 Following
Tegid Roberts @TegidRoberts
8K Followers 3K Following From Wrecsam. Live in Cardiff. Businesses. R&D. Manufacture. Interested in lots of things including politics, co-ops, banks, UBI, music, art, horology, cameras
Ian E. Consterdine �... @newolder
393 Followers 510 Following Atmos. Physics (Rtd); armchair cosmologist and internet astronomer. Seriously annoying. Post twitter witterings : @newolder.bsky.social
Douglas Reber @Douglasreber
18K Followers 17K Following Followers, you can now find me at: @douglasreber.Bsky.social. Please@join me at Bluesky.
Zoe @my_life_by_zoe
112 Followers 435 Following Welsh | Swans Supporter | Brand Consultant | Autism Advocate | Prefers animals to humans | LGBTQIA+ ally
Not-So-Priti-Patel @PritiNot
7K Followers 6K Following Kicked out of Cabinet, Useless Tory Bitch, Gunning for #ThickLizzie #BrexitHasFailed #IStandWithUkraine 🇺🇦
Laurie Fenwick @wl0lfe
239 Followers 393 Following
Sali Mali Llundain @AR60671130
754 Followers 4K Following 🤩 Ysgol Gymraeg Llundain / London Welsh School News🏴 in Hanwell
Curtailed Rambler @francisxyzk
9K Followers 7K Following My name's Gerard. Once described as a, "Minor Cavan celebrity and shite writer!" #WordSmith Columnist in The Anglo Celt
JPC @jpxan71
8K Followers 6K Following Windswept and interesting. Fuckpigs are eejits. Eejit and Gobshite translates as ‘cunt’. COYBIG always.
✨No Context Paul✨ @nocontext_paul
60K Followers 39K Following
Adam @Adam00073403
63 Followers 1K Following
The Question Guy @frankkolnacki
92K Followers 49K Following Not selling anything Not engagement farming Dont care about perfect grammar Not a grifter Not a spammer Not a bot Not Ai This page intentionally left blank?
Shirley Richardson �... @Shirley09112749
2K Followers 3K Following #Remain #FBPE #RejoinEU. Horrified we have come to this. Brexit a device of the inadequate
Keith Burge @carryonkeith
32K Followers 3K Following Economic development professional, charity trustee, ultra runner and Shrewsbury ('til I die). On Instagram @carryonagainkeith. Views very much my own.
Elizabeth @Elizabe20579404
37 Followers 191 Following
craig mcgee 😷 @guilt_manager
3K Followers 4K Following musk has broken my accessible twitter client. find me on https://t.co/ELxr3XpKfw mastodon @[email protected] skype guilt_manager
HRG Fifi Pottier @FifiPottier
6K Followers 6K Following Royal Goddess - she/her, digital & tech lover, author https://t.co/lTHbtxN4SW #BLM🕷#FBPE #horror #vampires #political 🎃 #writingcommunity #blogging no DMs
Welshbird ⚓️ @Welshbird_
6K Followers 4K Following Feisty Welshbird exiled in England. Loves girlie stuff, rugby & football. Royal Navy veteran. Supports RNRMC & our Armed Forces. VIEWS MY OWN except RTs
Martyn James @MartynJames8
2K Followers 2K Following Love my foreign holidays and working on golf handicap single figures is the aim , Ex Swan.. Ex Pro/Semi Pro footballer.
Hairspring Watches @hairspringwatch
33K Followers 9K Following The heart of watch enthusiasm. Only exceptional watches, all for sale.
Andrew Grant abolish ... @recycledtwice
4K Followers 4K Following Borne 1950 I'M WOKE coz I'm not a moron abolish HoL vive la révolution 🇪🇺🇪🇺 Grade 1 CSE pottery 1967. B for english language 1972 Dyslexic glider pilot
Steel Dalek @SteelDalek1
7K Followers 7K Following Beer connoisseur, lover of comedy, music, science & books. I tweet a mixture of politics and things that I find amusing. Anti Tory Anti Brexit #FBPE
Liz McNair @LizMcNair2
2K Followers 2K Following Hate obstacles only solutions . I avoid people who are always negative about everything , so depressing 🙄 Life is for living and having fun .
Elizabeth of Warwick @oshaymoishe1
3K Followers 2K Following Not here anymore. find me at Bluesky. @oshaymoishe.bsky.social
LADY FOX 🦊 @AnnieTHunt
2K Followers 4K Following Love all animals, Vegetarian. Labour supporter. Photography, nature, ADOPT DON'T SHOP. I DETEST cruelty to animals. Strengthen the hunting ban🦊
Bill Shaw @billshaw53
124 Followers 145 Following
cleetus @CleetusAlreetus
1K Followers 1K Following ‘Natural Grifter’ - @AndieDelicacy Oct ‘23 🤨 ‘I blame you….’ - ‘A total TWAT’ - @TheKimsterCat Oct ‘23 🤨 #NAFO
Arlene woods @arleneagneswood
2K Followers 5K Following I manage care homes, im a realist, im concerned by the way Westminster is governing, i want to rejoin the EU. i listen more than i post.
Mountain World IRL @ConorOHagan57
192 Followers 195 Following
Stella Rodrigues Lall... @StellaLallement
16K Followers 16K Following Independent thinker, former Surrey County Councillor, liberal pro 🇪🇺, no party. Tweets: politics in 🇬🇧 🌎 + what makes me smile 😃 #FBPE
💀SpookyLittleComic... @CunniLinguist77
16K Followers 8K Following failed librarian🖤💀🫀🎃avid mourner🪦🥀⚰️enthusiastic weeper•town crier•inward groaner•proud oddity🎭🎨📚animal cruelty≠joke🫥🗿🏰🌧🌳🍕🍪🪻🪺🪷🦦🫧No DM🏳️🌈
Chris Morgan 🇬🇧 @ChrisMorganJack
2K Followers 4K Following
Rapier Wit @KaJuN00
1K Followers 866 Following •Light •Come as u r•#LoveWins! •#GoingAllKeri •lover/artist/miracle receiver •struggling grateful creature •All Leo •Dissident •NSFW •🧡#tweirdos Love 1 another
Kevin eccles @4ideas1
950 Followers 2K Following Retired Senior Electrical Engineer- interests cycling golf photography drawing art prototyping gardening & more. don’t want to mention politics following GBNews
Geordiegirl 🇬🇧 @geordiegirl2003
5K Followers 7K Following Family is No. 1, Anti-woke, Anti-Globalist, Anti-Net-Zero (Climate Change is normal), Digital ID is a cage, I know what a woman is, Defender of Free Speech.
Skew Spew Barmy Haird... @SkewSmug
21K Followers 12K Following When the world is an asylum how do stay sane
. @chudz9823
216 Followers 394 Following
Tegid Roberts @TegidRoberts
8K Followers 3K Following From Wrecsam. Live in Cardiff. Businesses. R&D. Manufacture. Interested in lots of things including politics, co-ops, banks, UBI, music, art, horology, cameras
Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212
180K Followers 166K Following The funniest vines, gifs and comedy. Massive boxing and football fan, support Glasgow Rangers and Swansea City.
Ian E. Consterdine �... @newolder
393 Followers 510 Following Atmos. Physics (Rtd); armchair cosmologist and internet astronomer. Seriously annoying. Post twitter witterings : @newolder.bsky.social
Douglas Reber @Douglasreber
18K Followers 17K Following Followers, you can now find me at: @douglasreber.Bsky.social. Please@join me at Bluesky.
Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez
24K Followers 3K Following Spain's Best Export. 2026 Tour: 🎫🎟️ on sale on my website now! For corporate & club bookings: [email protected]
Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws
171K Followers 14K Following Media outlet that specialises in correcting the thoughts of stupid people 💖 Satire, probably x
eco sister @hiitaylorblake
661K Followers 462 Following #BLACKLIVESMATTER // https://t.co/pCJ2hEKgHl
Magnus Gowen-Brent �... @MgbTank
233 Followers 392 Following Founder and Chairman of the independent think tank, The Thought Cauldron. Conservative by nature, fishermen and ex-diplomat. Exploring Anglo-Russian relations
Troy Hawke @TroyHawke
183K Followers 1K Following 🚨ON TOUR NOW🚨WORK ENQUIRIES, TOUR DATES, CAMEO, MERCH (LINK👇)
Zoe @my_life_by_zoe
112 Followers 435 Following Welsh | Swans Supporter | Brand Consultant | Autism Advocate | Prefers animals to humans | LGBTQIA+ ally
ThatSwanseastonesDog @StinkyPondDog
2K Followers 262 Following Hello. I am Twitter Dog. I live with Twitter Guy and Mrs Twitter Guy. Lover of sausages, stinky ponds, literature and the arts.
🦢 WeAreSwansea �... @weareswansea
11K Followers 6K Following Independent Swansea City App & Website | 🔔 Set notifications | Follow for daily #Swans news, updates, opinions & photos | Enquiries 👉 [email protected]
Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000
27K Followers 635 Following Comedy writer for tv & radio & freelance contributor to Private Eye. @BAFTA Connect member
Matt Leys @mattleys
9K Followers 1K Following Writer and script editor. Silverpoint, Dumping Ground, Bing, etc. Bravo Two Charlies series 4 now on BBC Sounds https://t.co/oKdvPYc9by
Rob Morgan @robbiemorgz
8K Followers 1K Following Ambassador for Chris Eagles https://t.co/PoIUphHQhQ
Sali Mali Llundain @AR60671130
754 Followers 4K Following 🤩 Ysgol Gymraeg Llundain / London Welsh School News🏴 in Hanwell
Fesshole🧻 @fesshole
1.0M Followers 474 Following Confess your sins anon - will the internet absolve you? ADD FESS https://t.co/nlr7P7crme LIVE SHOW TICKETS https://t.co/OBRqMIHFJk
James Blunt @JamesBlunt
2.1M Followers 108 Following Proof that one song is all you need. New album Airplane Mode out 6th November!
Curtailed Rambler @francisxyzk
9K Followers 7K Following My name's Gerard. Once described as a, "Minor Cavan celebrity and shite writer!" #WordSmith Columnist in The Anglo Celt
Supertanskiii @supertanskiii
232K Followers 6K Following Tan Smith. Political Commentary, Pisstaking & Satire. Don’t like Tories? You’ll love me. Dystopia Warner. Writer. You can sub/shout a coffee here👇🏼
jess 💚 @jessasstrophe
4K Followers 1K Following hypnotherapist specialising in making titties big and cocks tiny
Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM
274K Followers 1K Following Parody account. Here to take the piss out of the full time grifter and part time MP who leads Reform UK. Enjoy – and feel free to encourage my coffee habit: ⬇️
Grimegran @grimegran
31K Followers 284 Following Nan to @RiskyRoadz & @Beau_The_Beard Enquiries - @beau_the_beard & [email protected]
An Only Twin @PaulPitt1967
28K Followers 13K Following A real estate novelist Who never had time for a wife. YNWA
JPC @jpxan71
8K Followers 6K Following Windswept and interesting. Fuckpigs are eejits. Eejit and Gobshite translates as ‘cunt’. COYBIG always.
Will Hislop @WillDHislop
45K Followers 318 Following Actor, Writer, Comedian ½ of @giantscomedian Repped by @UnitedAgents Mail [email protected] Fjord Album out now:
Bryan Wade @bryanwade85
1K Followers 1K Following Ex Swindon, Swansea, and Brighton pro, still an ardent football fan
✨No Context Paul✨ @nocontext_paul
60K Followers 39K Following
Adam @Adam00073403
63 Followers 1K Following
Political Partridge @PoliticalAP
73K Followers 467 Following Photos of politicians and Alan Partridge quotes in perfect harmony. #PoliticalPartridge - DMs open.
Shirley Richardson �... @Shirley09112749
2K Followers 3K Following #Remain #FBPE #RejoinEU. Horrified we have come to this. Brexit a device of the inadequate
Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar
487K Followers 3K Following Political Editor, The Guardian. Host of Politics Weekly podcast. Co-presenter @itvpeston Political Journalist of the Year 2026 @pressawardsuk
Chris Brookmyre @cbrookmyre
29K Followers 1K Following This account is now dormant. Hope to resume one day when the laughably insecure Nazi bawbag has sold up. Meanwhile, find me at @brookmyre.bsky.social.
Swans Analytics @SwansAnalytics
3K Followers 493 Following Co-founder MRKT Insights @insightmrkt - football consultancy services #PassScore
Elizabeth @Elizabe20579404
37 Followers 191 Following
Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP
99K Followers 554 Following The former Conservative MP for Dorset East. 🇬🇧 I can also be found here too: https://t.co/czJlwAsKtK
craig mcgee 😷 @guilt_manager
3K Followers 4K Following musk has broken my accessible twitter client. find me on https://t.co/ELxr3XpKfw mastodon @[email protected] skype guilt_manager
HRG Fifi Pottier @FifiPottier
6K Followers 6K Following Royal Goddess - she/her, digital & tech lover, author https://t.co/lTHbtxN4SW #BLM🕷#FBPE #horror #vampires #political 🎃 #writingcommunity #blogging no DMs
Meriel @MerielMyers
27K Followers 12K Following Welsh fruitcake who tweets a lot of nonsense, tries to be funny and partial to the odd cute video! Bit nosey and easily bribed by Gin and Jaffa cakes
Welshbird ⚓️ @Welshbird_
6K Followers 4K Following Feisty Welshbird exiled in England. Loves girlie stuff, rugby & football. Royal Navy veteran. Supports RNRMC & our Armed Forces. VIEWS MY OWN except RTs















