Dave Konig @davekonig
3 time Emmy winning comedian / actor as seen on @MaiselTV, @bluebloods_CBS, @CrashingHBO - Author 'Good Luck, Mr Gorsky' https://t.co/Af5pYFU1AU. davekonig.com New York, NY Joined February 2009-
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Look, I’m no expert , but “Vote for me I killed a puppy” seems like a questionable campaign strategy. #KristiNoem
I’m going native! #hawaii #hawaiilife #davekonig #explorajourneys #standupcomedy
Happy Pesach! Screw you anti-semites!!! #HappyPassover
The Terry Collins Show is, by far, the best podcast in the history of the internet. My ass is firmly in the jackpot. @TerryCollins_10 #LGM
Angel Hernandez is so not good at the job of being a baseball umpire. He should really re-think his entire life.
Angel Hernandez is so not good at the job of being a baseball umpire. He should really re-think his entire life.
There is no justice that the great Norm MacDonald didn’t outlive him. #OJ #NormMacDonald
Jerry Grote RIP. My grandmother didn’t like him, because he spit. But I didn’t like my grandmother, so it evens out. #jerryGrote #Mets #LGM
Before the world ends tomorrow, a couple of things to get off my chest. First off, Carly Simon was singing about me. It was me. #Eclipse2024
I never saw the Seinfeld finale, so I didn't get it. #Seinfeld #CurbYourEnthusiasm #LarryDavid
Eclipse - shmeclipse. If I wanted to see blackness obliterating all sunlight I'd just take the time to examine my own sad, empty soul. (Too dark too soon?) #Eclipse2024
Konig Underground: my shocking encounter with Sandy the Seagull. #LGM #LFGM #Brooklyn #Brooklyncyclones #davekonig #sandytheseagull #coneyislandboardwalk #coneyisland #baseballlife #konigunderground #subwayq&a #nycsubway #nycsubways #MetsTwitter #Mets
This just in - after 30 minutes. Car 54, where are you? #NYCEmergency #earthquake
A half hour later. I’ve been trapped under a pile of rubble for the past 32 minutes. Now I know why. Thanks Mayor Adams! #earthquake #NewYorkCity
Where’s Marjoe Gortner when you need him? #earthquake #NYCearthquake
Who do I call to report an #earthquake in NYC? I’m okay, thanks. Thanks for checking in, I appreciate it. No, just a little emotionally shook up, but basically okay. Very kind of you… Who am I kidding, nobody checked in. You know what? f*ck you guys. Bunch of selfish assh*les
It’s a relief to hear #GaryCohen embracing life again. #LGM #LFGM #Mets #MetsTwitter
It’s a relief to hear #GaryCohen embracing life again. #LGM #LFGM #Mets #MetsTwitter
I asked my college student kid if @therealroseanne is right about the latest kooky college trend of drinking baby blood. He says it's not true. "Now we just freeze it and eat it like a popsicle." Kids...
I asked my college student kid if @therealroseanne is right about the latest kooky college trend of drinking baby blood. He says it's not true. "Now we just freeze it and eat it like a popsicle." Kids...
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Johnson did not say this. He left the door open and said "if this is not contained quickly" it may be appropriate to send in the National Guard. But he did not say he was going to demand Biden send in the National Guard.
Speaker Mike Johnson said he will call Joe Biden and demand the president send the National Guard to Columbia University — an escalation after protesters constantly shouted him and other Republicans down during a visit to campus Wednesday, w/@iriesentner politico.com/news/2024/04/2…
Truth betold, I don't care if he's getting a fair trial or not, being treated fairly or not, or being raked over the coals on unsubstantiated charges. I couldn't care less, I'm just enjoying the entertainment factor. Fuck him. #TrumpTrials
The Dave’s bread package guy is marrying my mom and wants me to call him dad. F that!
When my dad died, a lot of comedians came to the funeral to offer their support and ask how they could get on Conan.
It is so difficult not to love this face! Even my posture was perfect… Don’t be a hater!!! LOL!! Join me for more fun and, evidently some BS… Only at @BasileComedian
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@ginadalfonzo I'm not sure about that. Who thought that Renee Zellweger would kill it as Judy Garland, but she did.
Chilling with my Homie. Just hired for Season 36 at @TheSimpsons!
@Condimentgrrl Wasn't Mickey Rooney an exploited child as well.
OJ’s been in hell for one day and he’s already killed three people.
I’m crazy about Diane Keaton but this is catastrophically bad hair. It’s worse than 1950s Jane Wyman hair. #TheGodfather #TCMParty
Ladies, suppose you show up for a blind date & the guy checks all your boxes, except he’s wearing a security guard uniform w/ badge, baton, mace, & walkie-talkie. Would you prefer that he actually works as a security guard or that he wears the outfit “to give himself confidence.”
The older I get the more I understand why roosters wake up every day and simply scream their lungs out.
Never in doubt! (Just kidding, I almost literally threw up 🤢) That’s why you have to punch back & not let up. Atlanta is gonna get theirs. Now the positive — you get 2 IP from a spot starter & are down your 3 top RP, & still beat the Braves in ATL. Big win. #MetsTwitter #LGM
@jeremymstamper You spelled hours wrong
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