Dan 🐀 @dbucenec
My account was hacked and they put this pic instead. Guess I'll keep it. Thoughts are my own, tits are not. Blue checks get blocked https://t.co/qnXnHMpOZD buzzrtv.com Herre. Where it's hot. Joined July 2008-
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To all the champs saying "why not instead of banning tiktok, we NOT do (a different international decision that makes us look bad?)" Hey champ. Why not both? Why don't we not get involved in palestine and STILL ban tiktok? Both things are terrible. Tiktok isn't THAT special.
Today on Twitter (formerly ecks): people that suck at wordle. "Wordle 1,039 X"
This just in: Stupid fucking idiots who regularly say "fuck your feelings" are crying because Katie couric says stupid fucking idiots are stupid fucking idiots. What a bunch of stupid fucking idiots. What's self-reflection?
Who the fuck is Megyn Kelly? All I can find online is that she was some loser who got fired from a bunch of tv shows and now has a show on the Internet. What a loser. She passed the same bar that I did: Has internet access. That's why she doesn't have the right to say anything
If you're JUST NOW discovering that John Mellencamp doesn't like the GOP, that says a lot about you. Like that you're a stupid fucking idiot, you stupid fucking idiot.
You stupid fucking idiots and your stupid fucking idiot presidential candidate. You fucking morons call the other guy old, but your guy is the fucking retread falling asleep in court. I can't believe you support this loser. It makes you look really fucking stupid. You're stupid
I think I'm too dumb to understand today's... Strands #43 “This and that” 🔵🔵🔵💡 🔵💡🔵💡 🔵💡🔵💡 🔵🟡
Wow. No one being super semantic about Connections Puzzle #301. It's cracker jack, not cracker jacks. Heads out of asses, y'all.
Look at all of these pathetic losers bitching about a team missing the national anthem. Why do you give a fuck? Their missing it doesn't hurt you or your family. This shit TRULY doesn't matter, and you look like a fucking rube for bitching about it. Get a job, losers!
Connections Puzzle #295 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Thanks. I hate it.
I see Shead is trending on Twitter (formerly known as ecks), and I'm wondering if Rose Matafeo and Greg Davies are chatting again. #taskmaster
For Mike White being currently trending, I see very few people talking about the white lotus.
Lotsa blue checks (read: idiots) proposing a bud light treatment on planet fitness. And I'm sure by bud light treatment, they mean ignore them for a week until the craving comes on and then go buy it anyway, and barely damage the bottom line at all, right?
I had SEVENTEEN wrong letters. Wordle 997 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Folks. Come on. It's Daylight Saving Time. It's not #DaylightSavingsTime. This isn't a bank. #DaylightSavingsAndLoan
The number of blue check idiots talking about Jewish space lasers who think the only news organization in the UK is the BBC... Well, they DID pay for blue checks. That should tell you everything. #blockallbluechecks
Pretty much the only reason Twitter exists: to confirm when Facebook and Instagram are down.
If Texas would declare independence again, that's just be a big ol win for America in general. Texas Independence Day
The @Wendys app looks different today... #wendys #SurgePricing
Mary Jones @tlachtga
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MariahClothey @MClothey2165
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tipper gore @katebushvgore
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Stephen Urich @Charlie587Vet
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WheelRob @WheelRob10
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108.9 The Hawk @1089TheHawk
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Arby's Guest Support @ArbysCares
5K Followers 1K Following @Arbys Guest Support. We're here to answer questions & improve the guest experience in our restaurants. We’re listening.
معمري خالد @SowanWisal
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froggirl510 @froggirl5101
1 Followers 2 Following I am not funny but I enjoy laughing at others jokes.
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Let's Racing Time @LetsRacingTime
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Traci Branch @TraciBranch12
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Bo#RAIDERS#MFFL @rjduppe34
826 Followers 2K Following #RAIDERNATION #MAVERICKS #WHITESOX Snapchat: rjduppe
JimmyConCarne @JimmyLostData
91 Followers 401 Following I'm a switch between Bartleby The Scrivener and Sydney Carton, Esq.
StephenUrich @UrichStephen
11 Followers 87 Following Right side of the aisle instead off the wrong side. Father, grandfather, husband, brother and friend. Here to share thoughts, not for a hook up.
[email protected].. @Sasherwood56gm1
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Jay Bachhuber @jaybachhuber
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Emily Ferraro @EmilyFerraro8
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Andrea Silenzi @andreasilenzi
11K Followers 7K Following Content Director at @CityCastHQ. Previously hosted a dating show called Why Oh Why, named best podcast by The NY Times, Vulture, Apple & more.
Hot-Sex-Story.com @hotsexstorycom
14 Followers 52 Following Enthusiastic startup blog with (at least) weekly new Hot Sex Stories from the Best Livecam Models, spiced up with the greatest XXX Video recommendations.
Doin' it with Mike Sa.. @DoinItPod
332 Followers 1K Following @michaelbsacks and @robkschulte bring you a podcast of comedy, gags, curiosities, bloopers, medical oddities, and long stories ending with a funny pun.
Prove It All Night! @ProveItShow
493 Followers 411 Following A Late-Night-Style variety show on @WFMU! Hosted by: @1800PATBYRNE Podcast version up on iTunes every Thursday! (Hit the link below.)
Paused Books Publicat.. @pausedbooks
1K Followers 2K Following Paused Books is an Irish publishing house interested in sci-fi and fantasy titles.
Frank R Lord @readingsbyfrank
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WFMU at GOP @WFMUatGOP
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Sarah Wehnau @WehnauSarah
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sarah palmer @spalmer03171
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mike sacks @michaelbsacks
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Stashu @stashustashu
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Arnold Nesis @ArnoldNesis
1K Followers 4K Following Composer for Video Games | Heavy Metal Head | Opinions are my own | RT x Endorsements | DM me for what i'm working on.
Emmy Lynn @_emily_youtuber
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James Madden @JimmyfromKearny
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Pramod Kumar @PramodK46772514
27 Followers 193 Following
Amanda Haponski @ahaponski
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Deborah Griffith @DeborahG67
15 Followers 31 Following
WFMU Literary Guild @wfmulit
284 Followers 422 Following Group of WFMU DJ writers/regular reading series @ The Red Room at KGB Bar in NYC featuring stories, essays, poems, articles, Twitter novels & letters to Prince.
Jess Daniels @JessDaniels81
8 Followers 70 Following Activist, SFX Makeup Artist, Freethinker, Super Mom
Rosiered🦄 @rosiered1974
189 Followers 1K Following I am a Travel Concierge if you need a trip booked.
Anthony Randesi @ARandesi
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Gretchen Bucenec @GretchenUrich
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GrendelFX @GrendelFX
49 Followers 406 Following
Alan Davies @alandaviescomic
29K Followers 54 Following comedian formerly known as @alandavies1 (before being hacked by bitcoin scammers and locked out of my account by X🤷🏻♂️)
Greg Davies @gdavies
695K Followers 805 Following Full Fat Legend tour tickets available via https://t.co/3AFSyykLay, if you fancy coming
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr
437K Followers 6K Following I tell the truth like white draws. FORMER: @TheDailyShow CURRENT: Social Recluse. FAMU grad reppin 205. Took me 5 yrs to get a 4yr degree, don't take me serious
Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan
326K Followers 14K Following What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan (parody)
Scott Thompson @ScottThompson_
96K Followers 876 Following Comedian, Writer, Actor, Singer/Songwriter, Kid in the Hall, Currently on Tour as "Buddy Cole" in KING!
Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice
986K Followers 2K Following #HTK | #KNICKS | 🇯🇲 | @Desus on #countersocial & @spillmob | https://t.co/fWYKvafF7e | #BX | guest hosted @thedailyshow | @SHODesusAndMero
Office Hours Live wit.. @OfficeHrsLive
18K Followers 743 Following Office Hours Live is a call-in show with @timheidecker, @VicBergerIV and @douggpound (aka the holy trinity). Tweets by producer Matt & Lt. Carson.
Vic Berger IV 📉 @VicBergerIV
148K Followers 3K Following Filling The Void @vicenews. @OfficeHrsLive every Thursday. Subscribe to my YouTube channel: https://t.co/7YiYbp9KUY
Simpsons Albums @SimpsonsAlbums
85K Followers 685 Following “Ahh... I can see the music.” —Lisa Simpson
tipper gore @katebushvgore
706 Followers 544 Following momrock | https://t.co/99tbrDAIO3 | all opinions own/enya
Kitty Archer @kittyarch
3K Followers 395 Following Actor - she/her @CBGActors @RADA_London ig: kitty.archer
Myq (Parenthetical) K.. @myqkaplan
41K Followers 2K Following comedian! newest album: https://t.co/lqFgigCs67 weekly pod: https://t.co/rXS94z0y7Y newsletter of fun units: https://t.co/gpXPLFAPS8
Good ROCK Facts @goodrockfacts
540 Followers 162 Following Good ROCK Facts courtesy of 108.9 THE HAWK! Listen to a new episode of 108.9 THE HAWK every Monday, wherever you get podcasts!
Mary Vs. the Movies @maryvsmovies
243 Followers 115 Following Mary Versus the Movies, hosted by @tlachtga and @zizpa, filling in the gaps of 1980s cinema, from “Fitzcarraldo” to “The Toy” https://t.co/vVm3yMUPLr
Mary Jones @tlachtga
1K Followers 2K Following Amature Celticist; @zizpa's Boswell. FOT. Drummer for Deth Elf. Host of @maryvsmovies. Avatar by @zizpa she/her
108.9 The Hawk @1089TheHawk
987 Followers 2K Following The World’s Greatest Podcast About A Fictional Classic Rock Radio Station with Jason Gore (The Best Show/MMFTF) & Geoff Garlock (Orchid/The Cannon Canon)
伊藤麻希 Maki Ito.. @maki_itoh
196K Followers 4K Following THE CUTEST PRO‐WRESTLER IN THE WORLD. IRON HEAD. FIRED IDOL. MDK.
Best Show Fake Titles @BestShowTitles
140 Followers 10 Following A running list of fictional titles mentioned on The Best Show (@bestshow4life)
Dan Rather @DanRather
2.6M Followers 1K Following Journalist, storyteller, lifelong reader. Texan by birth and by choice. Author of STEADY: https://t.co/8kW1QUbZQJ
biblically accurate d.. @weirdgirlcoded
1K Followers 337 Following extremely normal | priv: @certified__cunt
Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr
6.6M Followers 481 Following My new special Natural Born Killer is out now on @NetflixIsAJoke. Get tour tickets and more here 👇
Andy Kindler @AndyKindler
135K Followers 7K Following A Comedium. Mort on #BobsBurgers Podcast: @thought_spiral with @JElvisWeinstein https://t.co/DLxHtjMc5n #FOT he/him
SNL Hosts Introducing.. @snlhostsintro
167K Followers 19 Following it's just snl hosts introducing the musical guest
BrookTheCrook @brooklynn_in_tx
5K Followers 175 Following Time-Keeping & Lighting with #AEW Baptized in 7-11 Slurpees. Hood maiden coming to a city near you. IG: brooklynn_in_tx
Pat Kiernan @patkiernan
56K Followers 9K Following I wake up early to deliver the news on #MorningsOn1 for @NY1. Sometimes I host game shows. New Yorker. 🇨🇦 🇺🇸
Incorrect Final Fanta.. @IncorrectFFQTS
53K Followers 13 Following Incorrect Quotes and Text Posts account focusing on the Final Fantasy series | Memes: @FFantasyMemes | Want to contribute? DM Submissions to: @DiaLancea🏳️🌈
blaire erskine @blaireerskine
410K Followers 2K Following Writer for @jimmykimmellive. “The woman playing Yaccarino”- @THR. Rep: CAA
Vice President Kamala.. @VP
14.5M Followers 6 Following Vice President of the United States. Wife to the first @SecondGentleman. Momala. Auntie. Fighting for the people. Text me: 310-861-2977
Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden
3.6M Followers 26 Following Lifelong educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Sister. Wife to @JoeBiden.
The White House @WhiteHouse
8.8M Followers 6 Following Welcome to the Biden-Harris White House! Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/UbZQo0sWVf
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Brett Boham @breyyyattt
3K Followers 235 Following Co-Founder @ForeverDogTeam Host @MoviesBabyyyyy @WeekendBergman Producer @DoubleThreatPod @BestShow4Life @TheUnderculture @ThreeSwingsPod (he/him)
froggirl510 @froggirl5101
1 Followers 2 Following I am not funny but I enjoy laughing at others jokes.
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
19.8M Followers 722 Following Fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. Official account is @VP.
broti gupta @BrotiGupta
91K Followers 1K Following Simpsons writer Indian women’s humor twitter account https://t.co/5I6PCj7FlM
Wario64 @Wario64
1.2M Followers 679 Following video games. I tweet deals which may contain affiliate links. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Epic Creator Code: Wario64
Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan
3.0M Followers 3K Following Male Model. BARELY ALIVE TOUR all new material. My first wife is @jeanniegaffigan. https://t.co/39GfjGbHaW
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
Let's Racing Time @LetsRacingTime
60 Followers 157 Following A silly place for silly people to do silly races. No speedrunners https://t.co/hXiWeQzWXH
Paul Scheer @paulscheer
764K Followers 3K Following 📕Pre-Order My Book, “Joyful Recollections of Trauma” wherever books are sold. 🎧Listen to How Did This Get Made & Unspooled 📝 https://t.co/dSVJWA7lFY
Watching this Bon Jovi documentary, it immediately becomes apparent that there is no bigger rock cliche than rock hair.
British English or American English? Which is taught in schools
@MorePerfectUS CCP having the data and manipulating the algorithm to make our socity worse, is different than selling data to companies to sell products to you.
Can you picture me behind the wheel? I can.
🎵 Hot cross buns! 🎶 🎵 Hot cross buns! 🎶 🎵 Four for a quid at Waitrose (25p ea) or six for £1.40 at Sainsbugs (23.3p ea) but not sold individually 🎶 🎵 Hot cross buns! 🎶
5/10 anthem today for @NASCARatCOTA #NASCAR #NASCARatCOTA Stick to a tempo, sing the song how it's supposed to be done. Please.
Girl it’s The National Anthem you aren’t suppose to change it! That was awful! #NASCAR
Barron Trump turned 18 but I will leave him alone until he says something stupid in public
Thanks for offering me a “bump of cocaine” but unfortunately my best friend in college and I used to celebrate Friday nights watching Seinfeld while enjoying one glass of wine, a tradition we called “Wine-feld” so it’s probably a no
Canada has lakes called Another Lake and And Another Lake. [📷: Google Maps.]
@PlutoTV For the sake of the betterment of humanity, please stop broadcasting the Baby Mama’s No Drama podcast advertisement.
I know @PlutoTV is free, but I'd pay for it if they'd promise I'd never have to see that "Baby Mama No Drama" podcast commercial again. It seems to be running in nearly every ad break.
He'll probably wuss-out. That's why your wife got all them moisture issues Ben
Eat a dick #SissySpaceX
Video games need to get rid of the woke bs. Getting lectured with tedious propaganda is not why people play games!
@pattonoswalt It was only a 15 second protest. Vine supporters could've pulled it off in 6
“ideas that shape our world”
The Army’s sponsorship is part of our commitment to bring forward ideas that shape our world. In regard to Collins Aerospace, they participated this year as a sponsor of two SXSW Pitch categories, giving entrepreneurs visibility and funding for potentially game-changing work.
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