Dr. Phishtaco @drphishtaco
Phish, cats, roller derby, and science! I warn you all knowledge seeming innocent and pure becomes a deadly weapon in the hands of avarice and greed Los Angeles, CA Joined July 2014-
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🎶🎶wanna put drew Carey's dick in a blender watch it spin round to beautiful oblivion🎶🎶
This is a sniper on the rooftop of the Indiana University Memorial Union in Bloomington, Indiana today I live approximately 10 miles from this spot now. I graduated from IU in 1988 Let me tell you a little bit about this place
I wish you could feel how soft his belly floof is
The Fibonacci sequence appears in nature more frequently than one might expect; the branching of trees, arrangement of leaves on a stem, the fruitlets of a pineapple, even the spiral galaxies all exhibit Fibonacci patterns.
Feeling sensations that you thought was dead No squealing and remember that it's all in your head
this is what I'm driving to mondegreen
prayers to everyone at the Sphere for this melt 👀 just. wow.
it's a 5 hour drive through bat country easy I can leave on a moments notice I just want to see one night, any night please #PhishSphere
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eeeeeek!!! I can't believe it! it's been a long time coming! redemption tour continues
toured SpaceX today!
KatieBug ◡̈ @PhunkyWitch
13K Followers 1K Following the gal who cant name 3 songs ⭕️⚡️🐠🌷🐝🦋♟️ Zappa • Grateful Dead • Phish • Muppets • ChessHee Haw 4.0 @mikelowetpt
5K Followers 3K Following Trumpet with Monumental Brass Quintet. Lover of live and recorded music, beer, cooking, friends, and Phish. Savant sometimes, fuck off Elon you fucking douche𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣.. @radiator9987
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4K Followers 5K Following *Not actually Bob Weaver, US Wrestler, but instead a parody account of a muumuu wearing drummer who also parodies Bob Weaver, while playing a vaccuum ⭕ 7 BELOW!yburyug @yburyug
4K Followers 5K Following Used a computer once, but I didn't inhale. Mostly shitposting. Also talking about programming, cities & urbanism, real estate & my cats. Down 2 clown 🐟 he/theyEmo on Eras Tour (N3 .. @East_Coast_Emo
3K Followers 2K Following Vintage clothes, pink hair, and live music. Feminist. 🐈🐈. Mac & Cheese stan. Surrender to the flow🧘. Swiftie since Debut. She/her.Ennui’d @BradLeeOnBass
4K Followers 4K Following Aspiring Know-It-All 🎤 Words from out a silk trombone 🎶 Sharing the things we know and love with those of my kind 🎵 *Not responsible for lost or stolen facesKelz 🔮 @gratefulkelzz
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5K Followers 1K Following sure don't know what I'm going for, but I'm gonna go for it, for sure ✌️🎸⭕️🌹☠️🌽Bob Weaver @Bob_WeaverRI
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202 Followers 764 Following 🐟💀 twitter is cesspool. I hated it here before Elon. Most illegals come thru airports. -Get.More.Down- #PHISHBryan Br⭕️wn @iambbrown
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316 Followers 908 Following fan of travel, fan of music, fan of https://t.co/tA8hU26hW5, fan of interesting peoplebean ☭ @ivegotIBS
259 Followers 220 Following from the river to the sea 🇵🇸 swiftie first, biscuits enjoyer second 🌲 👽 🌲 #B4L ☭ ☭ ☭BeepBoopBopShopArt @BeepBoopBopArt
800 Followers 4K Following A gifted artist and a talented designer out here in the real world bringing you weirdness! We also make posters for awesome bands and have a SWEET Etsy shop!Kyle Kandel @Treyswammypedal
78 Followers 206 Following Craft beer pinball live music Formula1 soccer cinema and rollercoasters these are the things that without responsibility I am inclined to doKatieBug ◡̈ @PhunkyWitch
13K Followers 1K Following the gal who cant name 3 songs ⭕️⚡️🐠🌷🐝🦋♟️ Zappa • Grateful Dead • Phish • Muppets • ChessHee Haw 4.0 @mikelowetpt
5K Followers 3K Following Trumpet with Monumental Brass Quintet. Lover of live and recorded music, beer, cooking, friends, and Phish. Savant sometimes, fuck off Elon you fucking douche𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣.. @radiator9987
4K Followers 2K Following @wookplus - @BG_pod - @allthatjampod Archivist - Dad - mU𝔰ᶤᶜ 𝕁𝐔𝔫кƗⒺ - DIY Champion - Polyjamerous - SNAFU U - Chop Wood / Carry Water⭕️ julie catch a .. @cubsgirl1825
5K Followers 3K Following don’t let me hear you say life's taking you nowhere ⚡️ polar seltzer enthusiastMemo PapaGeorgio @LawnMemo
12K Followers 3K Following Old Woman Young Attitude. Questions and Compliments. Listen to Skinshape and The Groovy NobodyBobby Fucking Weaver @im7below
4K Followers 5K Following *Not actually Bob Weaver, US Wrestler, but instead a parody account of a muumuu wearing drummer who also parodies Bob Weaver, while playing a vaccuum ⭕ 7 BELOW!yburyug @yburyug
4K Followers 5K Following Used a computer once, but I didn't inhale. Mostly shitposting. Also talking about programming, cities & urbanism, real estate & my cats. Down 2 clown 🐟 he/theyEmo on Eras Tour (N3 .. @East_Coast_Emo
3K Followers 2K Following Vintage clothes, pink hair, and live music. Feminist. 🐈🐈. Mac & Cheese stan. Surrender to the flow🧘. Swiftie since Debut. She/her.Ennui’d @BradLeeOnBass
4K Followers 4K Following Aspiring Know-It-All 🎤 Words from out a silk trombone 🎶 Sharing the things we know and love with those of my kind 🎵 *Not responsible for lost or stolen facesKelz 🔮 @gratefulkelzz
5K Followers 5K Following She/Her 🏳🌈🏳️⚧️, BLM, Auburn Tigers & World Champion Braves, just be cool🌹⚡🐻🦉🐐⭕️Jacquikap 🥨🌽 @Jacquikap
5K Followers 1K Following sure don't know what I'm going for, but I'm gonna go for it, for sure ✌️🎸⭕️🌹☠️🌽Concert Weirdos @ConcertWeirdos
37K Followers 6K Following Is music your escape?| Quotes | Collabs | Cartoons | Photography | Giveaways | IG: @concertweirdos Store: https://t.co/NdpbPpO4pGandyfrasco @andyfrasco
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907K Followers 608 Following The Blaster & P-Master of the Universe! By the Power of the One the Funk has just Begun! Lean on me & let ur Mind be Free! Bootsy baby!!!Ann Atomic @ann_atomic_
130 Followers 1K Following This isn't who it would be if it wasn't who it is.THEE WYSIWYG\ ˈwi-z�.. @wysiwyg503
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287 Followers 805 Following 🧚♂️hippy free spirit 🍃 nature🍄lover🎶music🎨art✨space☄️funny shit. UFOS🛸 #Colorado #GD why can’t we all just get along?Nachos for All @UMfacts
3K Followers 1K Following Umphrey's McGee minutiae, musings & things that make you go h\mm/\mm/.... Celebrating the power of music #SpreadKindness❤️🌈🏁 @concertleaks
116K Followers 42 Following all of the concert & pop culture updates you want in one place. email for promo / post removals! (links may be affiliated)Jessica McCabe @HowtoADHD
148K Followers 3K Following Building a toolbox of techniques for tackling ADHD. Learn to work with your brain, not against it 🙃 she/herThe Scenestar @TheScenestar
30K Followers 11K Following Los Angeles' #1 independent source for music news, contests, secret shows, presales, local concert calendar, set times, & more since 2006.Jessica Jane @YouenjoymyJJ
94 Followers 301 Following Dancing Queen. Phell. Pop culture enthusiast, book lover, eater of chocolate cake for breakfastRiffingtonRevival @RiffingtonPost
108 Followers 99 Followingroman✨️ @riverportgin
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461 Followers 704 Following 🌊Not a Chef anymore👨🍳. Of mostly sound mind. Angst filled Quaker and rage filled pacifist. Liberal Egalitarian. Send Money to: $johnnyrayfire @johnnyrayfireCashorTrade @CashorTrade
23K Followers 7K Following CashorTrade is a social network & ethical marketplace where fans buy, sell and trade tickets for face value and avoid scalping. #embracethefaceEmbrace Autism ✨ @EmbraceAutism__
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1K Followers 2K Following I like to knit 🧶, wiggle 💃 and giggle 🤭 Music is worth living for! 🎶 good finds good, real finds real ✨Sand is my Jam @tweezerfest
494 Followers 651 Following The existence of sand is ultimately responsible for life as you know it on this planet. ✌🏽🌈💃🏻⭕️🎸❤️💙 She/TheyA. Baier @ay_bear
857 Followers 804 Following Drummer/Percussionist in NYC. Trey All Day. I'm very sensitive to vibes.Marco Benevento @MarcoBenevento
16K Followers 217 Following New Album, BENEVENTO, Out Now: https://t.co/sEJybfVdTXTHE MARS VOLTA @themarsvolta
79K Followers 27 Following#ConcertPeople ✌❤.. @Concert_People
1K Followers 1K Following 'Life is too short... buy the damn concert tickets.' Community for Live Music lovers ✌️❤️🎼🤘🎸🥁🎹 Attending a show? Tag us 🔊 @Concert_People #ConcertPeopleChris Nelson @_ChrisNelson
847 Followers 914 Following Music 🤓 Dylan, Dead, DC punk rock. Ex-journo with bylines @ NYT, MOJO, MTV. BlueSky: @chrisnelson.bsky.social | Mastodon: @[email protected]ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse
129K Followers 3K Following Author of 📙 Extra Focus: The Quick Start Guide to Adult ADHD → https://t.co/wBtoaKV3f7genuine jen 🌼✌�.. @jenagain4
2K Followers 4K Following introvert, observer, music lover, polite/mellow AF, I SWEAR A LOT, found my voice in ‘07, be an organ donor, 🌼☮️🌻, #STOPRACISM, be kind, 🌈ally, ⭕️⚡️🐐brandon wenerd @brandonwenerd
9K Followers 4K Following writer, publisher, & partner, @brobible. live in LA, from PA. Music, sports, and cultural weirdness. Enjoys Phish, the Grateful Dead, & the Philadelphia Eaglesusa4: steve bodner @usa4
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1K Followers 1K Following https://t.co/LR6lAHFq70 🎬 i make things you watch 🐾 dogs rule 🐠 read the book⚡️come join the fun @wookplusTaper's Choice @taperschoice
2K Followers 5 Following “A Band You Can Depend On" Basically an anthropomorphized banana with cartoon arms and legs akin to Mickey Mouse’s. Alex, Dave, Zach and ChrisCam @camherdt
5K Followers 1K Following Pratfall Comedian/Improviser/Phish Vid Guy ⭕️///// Host of Best Show Ever Podcast @bestshow_ever_emily mac 🧀 @emrachelz
6K Followers 4K Following 5’ diehard Cheesehead. Bucks in 6. Dancer & ballet teacher. Loves jams ⭕️, drawing & cooking. Italian; can’t talk without using my hands. ODAAT. ✨mustache (tyler) @HearThisThought
502 Followers 808 Following Type 4 Poops. Music is the most awesome gift we have for the universe. Food is tight. Just keep dancing. Be kind. Be a lover. Share good vibes.garcia's back @phunkjamzz
333 Followers 943 Following woke ass tattooed hippie. all about the fam, animals, phish, zappa, garcia band, good ol' grateful dead, and cannabis cultivation ❤️🎶😶🌫️🌲Can we plan a Twitter meet-up at Mondegreen? Is it already happening and I'm just not invited? Can I be invited? I just want to know all of you!
DEA Reschedules Marijuana After Having Their Minds Blown at Those Phish Sphere Concerts thehardtimes.net/culture/dea-re…
Oh here it is: Starbucks developing a zero to low calorie energy beverage. $SBUX
many people have been saying this!!!!!!
They are resending me my order and I am SOBBING
No help or response from emailing @UMG even though this was $250+ worth of goods I lost out on that are completely sold out 😭😭😭 @TayMerchProbs
Sources are saying that his husband may have accidentally taken both van keys to Nevada in his briefcase… 🫣
.@SecretaryPete says he was on a WMATA bus yesterday to get his kids to daycare when the family minivan was unavailable
Who here is ready to win free earplugs 👀👂? Perfect device to stay safe in the concert world! 🚨Keep notifications on so you don’t miss out‼️ #concertweirdos
I asked for a trampoline for every major (and minor) gift-giving holiday from the ages of roughly 7-15, but we never had enough money or space. Well we got both now, motherfuckers! You bet I made the kids watch me jump before I let them on 😅
🚨 Happening now: UCLA Faculty for Justice in Palestine stage a mass walk out in solidarity with student protesters. Faculty are supporting the students’ demands for the university to divest from companies that do business with Israel 🚨
is anybody else super introverted except for when at a show? irl i really do keep to myself but i swear at a show im a completely different person (even sober) and ill talk to anybody. its crazy.
Please join us in wishing the Happiest of Birthdays to the best trombone player in our band @LessThanBuddy
we're living in a world where two rival versions of Sublime are touring simultaneously - yesterday Sublime headlined a festival in Orlando and Sublime With Rome headlined at Red Rocks - my question is, why stop at two Sublimes? Let's get as many Sublimes on the road as possible
Parents left. Overall a very nice visit because they finally listened to me and kept it to 3 days!
Every single time my 13 year old opens his mouth to speak to me it’s an attitude and I’m going to sew his mouth shut
A ton to explain but for now I’m just cackling on this airplane watching this. This is real life, or something.