Warren @firstclasstwat
Really glad I spent all that time learning about Oxbow lakes at school, and not useless stuff like Excel and calculating taxes. Joined May 2012-
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I just found out that the final episode of Friends aired 20 years ago this month. Which means Monica and Chandler’s twins would have turned 20 years old yesterday. I am not ok with this.
United agents on every street corner on July 1st. #CRYMUN
I see your mum’s Love Honey order has finally dispatched.
Hey @petercrouch you were at Villa Park last night. Settle an argument? I reckon the ref was a bloke who won an Italian FA raffle to officiate a game. But my mate says he’s a professional who, totally unrelated, has just won a lovely new Greek holiday villa. Who is correct?
Just took Keith’s 93yr Mum to vote, she’s registered dead. In a very loud voice she said, “Which box for more knife crime?” A cheer went up from waiting voters, Abu Hamza started doing the worm
I turned 40 yesterday. Which is crazy because 1984 was 25 years ago. I think the main thing to take away from this is that maths isn’t real.
Pray a moment of silence for everyone’s accas…
You needed the crossbar, a borderline VAR decision and then penalties to beat a Championship side who are *checks notes* 21 places below you in the football league. You should be humbled. Not acting like you’ve just turned City over 5-0 in a derby, you absolute salad.
There must be 20k+ locks on this bridge. I haven’t seen one kid flogging padlocks. If this was the UK me and my mates would have been clearing out B&Q every morning and flogging them for 4x the price every day. A battery power engraving pen is like £20. Amateurs.
At some point, an entire marketing team sat in a room and discussed what they should call their new soda. Then went with this. 💦💦
I’m not immature. Your mum’s immature.
Had an Easter 10% discount code from a DIY store I ordered a kettle from 12 years ago. Jesus will be ever so pleased.
I have been on a keto diet to shift the Christmas timber, and today is my first day off. I urge everyone to stand well back at Noon when the pub opens because I’m gunna take the fucking doors off.
Someone is happy to be back in her happy place. Despite the best efforts of #StormNelson
Laura Kuenssberg beyo.. @LKTranslator
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monty and lottie. (em.. @montysbiscuit
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Linda L’Anglaise @LindaCorsica
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penelope the san port.. @LouiseScot51918
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burn the witch @Francesthe1st
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Rizia Parveen @RiziaParveen
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EmmaW @EmmaWilletts6
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saindhavysh @saindhavysh
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Captain Y Fronts @Capt_Y_Fronts
956 Followers 1K Following 🇬🇧 Pronouns Fish/Chips lots of salt and vinegar. #ArmUkraineNow
David Whiteman @DavidWh45125874
698 Followers 901 Following You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. #STFC ST holder
Sandra @sandra24avila
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Evelyn @Evelyn358664154
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They Call Me Mom 🦸.. @nerdybookmom5
131 Followers 200 Following I got some kids, they eat food off the floor, I swear, they are usually dirty. Ask me about my bookshelves. book nerd. Mom 💜 bonus mom 💜 wife 💜 cat mom
Ian Cooper @Coops250709
317 Followers 814 Following Dad. Husband to @ClaireCooperCC . CCFC fan.Maths Teacher. Ex Labour-Member. Kier Starmer is a Tory plant.
C.R.A money_giveaways @Petdogsforsale1
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Barmstrong🇺🇦 @and_barmstrong
261 Followers 881 Following “...is largely settled with occasional objections.”
RICKY THOMPSON WARREN.. @RICKYLOVE1986
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Stuart Graham @stuartfgraham
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Rico Mercado @RicoMer74484155
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Plugdin @Plugdin1
323 Followers 1K Following Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss something.
German Shepherd Lover.. @just_gsd
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Mulalo Sadiki @Mulalo_Sadikii
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Laura Kuenssberg beyo.. @LKTranslator
254K Followers 41K Following The UK's finest journalist. Once had a fling with Boris Johnson. Parody. Follow my Substack 👇 https://t.co/au2aBU2YrG
Grant @Grant_Colgate
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Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain
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68K Followers 3K Following My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child. Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.
Jen Furby The X St.. @The_X_Stitcher
4K Followers 2K Following Multi lingual, sweary ceramic-based tycoon https://t.co/YAuB9G7ypH 🇪🇸🇫🇷🇬🇷🇨🇾 all views my own RTs not endorsement
The Ambassador @The_Ambassador_
7K Followers 531 Following akimbo bimbo. Home economics. Snack Queen. she/her. Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est.
Mark Quigg @markie_q_bbq
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Flighty @Flighty
12K Followers 3 Following Apple Design Award App of the Year Finalist • Pilot-grade, all-in-one, free flight tracking app ✈️ Home of 25-Hour Where's My Plane 🛟 Use app for Help
Heybridge Gardens FC @HeybridgeFC
27K Followers 587 Following Official Twitter Account for Heybridge Gardens Football Club.
Timandra Harkness @TimandraHarknes
10K Followers 4K Following Author @BigDataSizeBook & @TechintProblem Radio e.g. Five Knots https://t.co/fZyaIznyP0 Steelmanning https://t.co/N08sfLk77k live events https://t.co/Vf9ibC71yn etc.
penelope the san port.. @LouiseScot51918
6K Followers 6K Following Despise the tories and all they stand for. love dogs and horses #BanTheHunt pink floyd lover and music in general. Goodfellas fave movie 🎬 #IamTheMob
Matty Cash @mattycash622
192K Followers 298 Following Footballer for Aston Villa @simply_sport @underarmour athlete
Jamie Carragher @Carra23
2.3M Followers 1K Following 7️⃣3️⃣7️⃣ games for @LFC with a few 🏆 along the way, now annoying Gary Neville on @SkySportsPL
Great British Getty I.. @shitbritishpics
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SquawkAlert @SquawkAlert
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cats being weird litt.. @weirdlilguys
2.1M Followers 25 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • TEES N STICKERS 👇👇
Brian Bilston @brian_bilston
132K Followers 1K Following Ceci n'est pas un poème. Represented by @jounwin
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Paddy McGuinness ❤�.. @PaddyMcGuinness
572K Followers 700 Following PADDY MCGUINNESS live tour 2024!Ticket links below. #autismawareness
Bootlegger @bootlegger1974
362K Followers 11K Following welshman living the dream on jobseeker's allowance,loves a fish & chip's on a saturday,never quite been same guy since the chicken factory went cuckoo
Rob DJ @RobDJofficial
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Cazz Anders @CREWcazz
782 Followers 829 Following Creative Writer living the dream. It's never too late. Romantic Novelist Association 2024 PageTurner awards Writing Mentorship LL 2023
Pints Drank @PintsDrank
146K Followers 310 Following A burgeoning community of people who love a pint. DM your perfect pint pics & location.
derek @derekedwardsgb
29K Followers 359 Following post the post for royal mail. proud father of 5. all views are me own. cheers
SMWS UK @SMWSUK
7K Followers 666 Following The official home of The SMWS in the UK. Do not forward to anyone under legal drinking age. You must be of legal age to follow. Drink responsibly.
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18K Followers 122 Following DM your submissions! We don’t own the 📷 we post! 🐹Follow our family @frogofthe @CowoftheDay1 @goatofthe @RabbitoftheDay @Pigofthe @Dogofthe_ @DonkeyoftheDay1
Lenny @LennyDavenporte
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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag
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Emily Murnane @emily_murnane
31K Followers 1K Following writer & director & producer & editor | often crying on public transit
Parody Rishi Sunak @Parody_PM
277K Followers 983 Following Just like the real Prime Minister, only honest and with £730million less in the bank. I survive on coffee – feel free to buy me one here ⬇️
Stinger (Mellie) ✈�.. @MellieJBS
1K Followers 3K Following Maverick’s prodigy, not just a Twitter person, fits into cardboard boxes. A ‘constant distraction’, apparently. Vowing to label everything the freezer.
The Royal Family @RoyalFamily
5.7M Followers 463 Following The latest news and updates on the work of The King, The Queen and The Royal Family.
There is no cat in th.. @Thereisnocat_
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HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris
199K Followers 6K Following 🇬🇧Retired Conservative MP I write funny things. The Diary of a Secret Royal is out now - https://t.co/Pkd8JIjWHN Rep @litagencygmc
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250K Followers 148 Following he/him . sharing one lined cats and one viral tweets daily. | backup - @linedanimals | Commission open |
Em @em_cud
4K Followers 936 Following “A bit uncouth” Sense of humour appreciator. Stabs people with needles and leaves pretty jewellery in them
cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers
2.2M Followers 171 Following Good cats being workers • Unionized • Mascot @JobertTheCat • Takedown/credit/submissions: [email protected]
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3.1M Followers 294 Following 🇨🇦 We post memes, comics, wholesome stuff & anything we like. Get original shirts to raise money for charity https://t.co/Upa2OFOAJk
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Hyatt Concierge @HyattConcierge
103K Followers 16K Following @HyattConcierge. Striving to make a difference for our guests. We are just a tweet away 24 hours a day!And there we have it. Kellybab, grilled halloumi and lettuce. Drizzled with @WorldFamousHot1 Ranch and Raspberry and Mint oil on home made pittas. Garnished with home grown coriander.
Off to a European Semi Final at Villa Park. Who would’ve thought it 18 months ago. UTV!
Absolute worst time to debut a new look.
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
@firstclasstwat I think it needed an update… back to 11.40 thank you!
@Betfair Think you’ve missed a zero from Huddersfield Towns price!!
Thanks Helen! Father’s Day is coming so apologies in advance for me pushing this on you. All I need to do is sell a few more million and I’ll shut up. Available here and in lots of other places too, if you hate Amazon: amzn.eu/d/eqLExpP
My husband knows the author of this book & when he told me about the premise, I knew I wanted to read it. Haven't a clue about football, but how he talks about sharing the experience with his dad & later his son is very poignant. This represented the UK for #Eurovisionathon.
@firstclasstwat Exactly. Trading on long since past standards. My parents always used Sainsbury’s for the big shop. By the time I started doing one it was Tesco. Now it’d be Aldi with treats from Waitrose.
@firstclasstwat Fair point. Never understood the appeal. Quality of Morrisons at the price of M&S. Weird business.
@firstclasstwat Such a bizarre selection of items to nail your flag to. Anyone going to Sainsburys like it’s still posh and moaning about the prices needs therapy.
“What’s for dinner Mum?” “Garden pea & grape sandwiches”
£8.05 for this. How the actual f*&k are people getting by??
This is what you could get for £90 12 years ago #costoflivingcrisis
✅ Beat Arsenal 2-0. ✅ Beat Lille on penalties. ✅ Beat Bournemouth 3-1. Thank you for your outstanding support throughout a wonderful week. ✊
Back in fourth without even playing. Unai Emery masterclass
My 8-year-old calls our friend's new kitten Business Cat. Why? Because he pounds his fists on the table like he means business. She understands exactly how business works. Watch out, corporate America.
it's not "freezing" mate, it's called keeping it fresh and you drink cheese out of tubes
Do people in the US know that English people eat refrigerated freezing COLD sandwiches or pasta for their lunch?
@firstclasstwat @IP2guy Fabulous solution. I never would have seen that!
Am I the only person not eating chocolate eggs today? I would but I’ve gotta get bikini ready for the Seychelles! 🥳🥳
Has anyone ever been saved from a plane crash by blowing the little whistle on their life vest?
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