Fisher of Meh 🐟 @fisherofmeh

Poet, musician, mountain climber, blogger, novelist, and philanthropist are all people I've heard of. Joined August 2017

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Fisher of Meh 🐟 @fisherofmeh

4 months ago

I had a wonderful Father’s Day. I went golfing, then bowling, grilled some steaks, got a vasectomy, read the evening paper with my pipe and slippers, and got emotionally distant for the rest of the evening.

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4 months ago

Unfortunately, even the dictionary puts style over substance.

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7 months ago

People tell me I have my grandfather’s eyes. I say this is a baseless, slanderous claim, and anyway if I ever had them they were returned to the crypt a long time ago.

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7 months ago

Of course Zelenskyy should wear a suit to meet the President but he’s too committed to the bit to start now. He needs to wear a suit to a party or a piano recital first just to be seen in a suit. Then he can save face and say “oh yeah, I’ve been wearing suits again.”

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7 months ago

My Restoration Hardware catalog came today. I didn’t see it though because it’s so massive, light cannot escape its gravitational pull.

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7 months ago

My hope is to die surrounded by my loved ones. Preferably in a non-violent situation.

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7 months ago

If I could have anyone’s super powers, it would be Superman’s. Cleaning the rain gutters would be so easy.

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7 months ago

I’m working on a screenplay where a group of middle-aged friends since childhood are stalked in their nightmares, and if they fart in their dream, they fart in real life.

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8 months ago

It took until the middle of February for me to finally stop writing 2025 on my checks.

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8 months ago

Now that Elon Musk and DOGE have effectively exposed USAID, they should look into USAIDS. In my view, funding the spread of AIDS around the world was always a misuse of taxpayer dollars.

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8 months ago

Who would you put on the Mt. Rushmore of U.S. presidents?

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8 months ago

I told my son that my eating his chocolate chip cookie was a valuable lesson that sometimes unfair things happen but who really is to blame?

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8 months ago

And thus, by compelling the several States to ratify an Amendment to reform the presidential pardon, which he made irredeemably corrupt, Joseph R. Biden, in fact, became a consequential president.