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Lysol kills 99% of germs. I AM the 1%. Joined March 2009-
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Now that Disney owns Marvel and Star Wars, we can finally get that mega crossover @pattonoswalt talks about in his filibuster speech from that episode of Parks & Rec.
I bet @JanetJackson is PISSED about that #SuperBowl halftime show.
Humpty Trumpty begged for a wall Humpty Trumpty got none at all All of the people, both women and men Never want to see Trumpty again #HumptyTrumpty #Trump #BorderWall
The @POTUS is constantly wearing baseball caps. Seems astoundingly #unprofessional for the leader of the #USA.
Dear @Disney THIS is the type pearl-clutching morality that clown @Cernovich believes in. #RehireJamesGunn #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy3 #GotG3
The #WalkAway "movement" is full of Russian trolls. Don't believe that shit for a second. wokesloth.com/russian-trolls…
Hey, #Christians who think it's okay to kidnap immigrant children because the law says you can, you know the law also states that abortion is legal, right?
"What other shows take live Skype calls from women in pre-labor?" -@ChrisGethard "Maybe 'The View?'" - Paul Rudd #ChrisGethardShow
I guess @therealroseanne spells "radical" R A C I S T.
How much would it cost to have the person singing the national anthem for the very first game of the @NFL season take a knee while singing it?
Maybe if we started calling school children "fetuses" more people would be on board with trying to keep them alive.
Can you imagine the joy it would give Nick if Jason had to read "@JasonDick tweets @JasonandDeb ..." It would fuel him for centuries.
Malachi Jones. A 17-year-old wunderkind who is heading to Columbia University this fall, has been awarded a Gold Medal Portfolio, the highest honor of the 2018 Scholastic Art & Writing Awards. For those who won’t read past the headline, at least you’ll know his name x.com/blackenterpris…
Malachi Jones. A 17-year-old wunderkind who is heading to Columbia University this fall, has been awarded a Gold Medal Portfolio, the highest honor of the 2018 Scholastic Art & Writing Awards. For those who won’t read past the headline, at least you’ll know his name x.com/blackenterpris…
Dear @truTV Please buy 50 more episodes of @GethardShow. It would do wonders for my anxiety. Thank you for your time. Love, Austin, TX
Why does @TuckerCarlson always look like he just filled up his diaper?
Facebook just changed its relationship status to fucked.
Dude wants to grow the military so that he can eventually declare martial law.
Don't worry @hannibalburess @ChrisGethard , starting at 8pm Eastern, 7pm Central you can livestream tonight's Party World Rasslin event here: twitch.tv/partyworldrass…
President Hellsaturn @An_Old_Man
216 Followers 361 Following Literally the president. Its my fault im the one doing this. @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social on the other posting pit Opinions are yours
Your Power Hour Pals @PowerHourPals60
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Cold Wrecks @ColdWrecks
2K Followers 5K Following Check out our new EP "Like Defeat" if you like loud angry dancey poppy punk songs!
🤛🏻🍩unstoppab.. @bone_apart_
83 Followers 237 Following Highly principled yet very lazy • I have fine handwriting • The only Texan living in Austin • Really into hamburgers
Edward Ball @deserviceskzoo
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Bloggin Order STFU @blogginorder
10 Followers 41 Following We choose an episode of Law & Order: SVU. We make someone else watch it. Then, we make that someone help us recap the episode and hope that hilarity ensues.
Bloop @LUTE_Sunshine
548 Followers 1K Following I write scary stories and thrillers. I have published poetry and childhood stories of abuse. I'm a writer and youtuber.
steph @stephlseymour
138 Followers 418 Following Ride or die Astros fan, borderline recluse, crazy dog lady, podcast dummy @blogginorder
Steph From Toronto @StephFrToronto
160 Followers 326 Following Be a traveller, not a tourist. The Lakehouse needs more tacos. Now coming at you from beautiful lakeside Barrie. Mostly. #SLT North #ItGetsBetter 🏳️🌈#GoHabs
Ann Dodson @annbright28
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Pete In Leander @PeteInLeander
287 Followers 402 Following I try to interact with local radio shows. sad right?
AChickAndAClick @AChickandAClick
861 Followers 3K Following Software Engineer - mental adventurist. Humble, loving member of humanity. Be the change you want to see. #WTM #GDE #GDGHUDSONVALLEY #GDGMIAMI
Kathy Jean-Joseph @hiduchess
385 Followers 2K Following
Maverick Publicity @PR_maverick
2K Followers 3K Following Creative communications studio working with incredible brands. Press, Collaborations, Influencers & Social Media https://t.co/UBnq3uk3Vr
why you care?? @VanillaSlushie
521 Followers 4K Following I’m done n I have no more fight left n me. I tried to get help but help wasn’t enough. I’m sick n their is no help. I’m sorry. that’s all I can say.
Corrinne Kaucher @corrinnethebean
45 Followers 169 Following
❄️☃️joel sux�.. @OnlyGonnaDie
483 Followers 3K Following Shitty Phenomenologist || Bisexual Pile of Garbage || 30 || Aspiring Anarchist || Biggest Poser Punk You Never Met || They/Them || ACAB || BLM || @StillGonnaDie
Dr. Jennifer Noble @thechernoble
469 Followers 624 Following Librarian. Likes Shih Tzus. Hates water chestnuts. Strong musical opinions.
Local Listener @LocalListener
37 Followers 131 Following
Nathan @NameNmartinez
11 Followers 89 Following
Heaven is an Incubato.. @Heav_Inc
83 Followers 197 Following Just some dude who likes music and movies and beer and stuff.
Kiki Powell @kikisaysparty
25 Followers 34 Following I like to party and buy shit on Craigslist. And until I start using this myself, Bobby will tweet funny shit I say.
Karen Akers @KarenSAkers
70 Followers 145 Following
Daniel M. Armendariz @dm_armendariz
1K Followers 5K Following Formerly, “Dan.Steel”, now, “longhorn” on https://t.co/5b4mFqEJO6. I enjoy #Apple products , karaoke, & supporting local musicians and businesses.
Germbloc @Germbloc
317 Followers 2K Following Germbloc offers new unique products perfectly suited for germ exposure in healthcare, travel and other high risk exposure areas.
Muad’Dweeb @gripe_soda
617 Followers 743 Following Archivist. Librarian. Acrobat. She or they. Autist. Weekend worrier. Inept gardener. Bad hair + bad skin + bad attitude. No family is safe when I sashay.
Scott Joiner @S_Joiner
409 Followers 875 Following former sports writer living in Texas #Astros #Texans #Rockets #Dynamo XBOX LIVE: J01NER
SEX, BOOZE, &CARBS @BreadAndBooze
89 Followers 252 Following sex, dating, personal health, and garlic bread. Usually with alcohol. All in blog form.
YoungAndBallin™ @bry_carter
122 Followers 496 Following I can give to fucks abt a nigga feelings #TeamFuckYoBitch
Drew Chandler @drewdizzle
163 Followers 444 Following Design things. Eat pizza. Prettify things or die trying.
Gratitude Department @RachelMob
134 Followers 401 Following
GeekLife @shopgeeklife
140 Followers 108 Following Woman-owned game store with inclusion at the heart of all we do. Helping you live the geek life since 2010.
Total Nutrition ATX @TotalNutritnATX
224 Followers 593 Following Our Four local shops are located in Austin/Arboretum/Cedar Park/Pflugerville. We specialize in sports nutrition, vitamins, and weightloss. #TNation
The Villas @TheVillasATX
364 Followers 2K Following Endless Austin Nights, Black Blue Jeans & Sloe Gin Fizz... https://t.co/enGWYPDerc
JOSH BROWNSTEIN @JBLONGHORNS
201 Followers 3K Following
Courtney Evans @txdoubleshort
29 Followers 94 Following texas girl, i love cooking, baking, feeding people, wine, yoga, dogs, spanish, cars, travel, photography, art. my husband & I are expecting our first baby Dec1.
roger @deathking15
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chewtastic @chewtastic
64 Followers 242 Following
Darin Girndt @exactlywatt
101 Followers 390 Following
Smashley! @CrassCass
85 Followers 131 Following An alter ego, usually tweet from this account after 10 p.m. #NSFMom
Jawed Awan @jawedawan78
236 Followers 2K Following
Kayrun @kayrun
248 Followers 2K Following Cat momager, research administrator, and likely a teen mall goth. she/her. Smash hate. Black Lives Matter.
Regal @RegalMovies
552K Followers 537 Following Ryan, if you're reading this, we want the bucket. #DeadpoolAndWolverine
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Alamo Drafthouse @alamodrafthouse
50K Followers 680 Following The best film, food, and drink since 1997.
🤛🏻🍩unstoppab.. @bone_apart_
83 Followers 237 Following Highly principled yet very lazy • I have fine handwriting • The only Texan living in Austin • Really into hamburgers
Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf
488K Followers 421 Following pre-order Nice Lady album: https://t.co/jJ8mDBSE7v
Chris Gethard Show @GethardShow
11K Followers 186 Following @ChrisGethard brings his interactive, off-the-rails talk show LIVE to @truTV. Catch up on the truTV app & On Demand. (833) BIG-MAN-6
Chris Gethard @ChrisGethard
92K Followers 3K Following introvert from the most densely populated part of the country For bookings contact [email protected]
Shannon O'Neill 🐀 @spotastic
14K Followers 1K Following Host of @RaaaatScraps (fka ASSSSCATNYC)- How To Fix A Drug Scandal, Broad City, @gethardshow, Difficult People, High Maintenance, The Other Two, Neon Joe -🌈
Party World Rasslin @PartyViolence
654 Followers 164 Following Trve Kvlt Party Violence Next Show July 29th at Oskar Blues in ATX!
shauna @goldengateblond
340K Followers 2K Following I didn’t pay for this shit. goldengateblond on all the platforms.
Sami Machete @samimachete
101 Followers 73 Following
Keri from Toronto in .. @galaxygirl824
460 Followers 928 Following Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. -Mark Twain
❄️☃️joel sux�.. @OnlyGonnaDie
483 Followers 3K Following Shitty Phenomenologist || Bisexual Pile of Garbage || 30 || Aspiring Anarchist || Biggest Poser Punk You Never Met || They/Them || ACAB || BLM || @StillGonnaDie
Melania Trump 45 Arch.. @FLOTUS45
15.2M Followers 8 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
First Lady- Archived @FLOTUS44
5.8M Followers 27 Following Office of First Lady Michelle Obama. This is an archive of an Obama Administration account maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA)
President Trump 45 Ar.. @POTUS45
31.9M Followers 38 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
President Obama @POTUS44
13.4M Followers 77 Following This is an archive of an Obama Administration account maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA).
Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton
31.1M Followers 995 Following 2016 Democratic Nominee, SecState, Senator, hair icon. Mom, Wife, Grandma x3, lawyer, advocate, fan of walks in the woods & standing up for our democracy.
donald @donaldglover
2.5M Followers 0 Following
Danny Pudi @dannypudi
636K Followers 322 Following
Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg
1.4M Followers 2K Following I'm LESLIE F*CKING JONES. Hit the link to grab my book and see me live!
CASSANDRA DEBAKEY @CassieDeBakey
1K Followers 87 Following Event Coordinator at The Dogwood Midtown and Electric FeelGood.
Kayrun @kayrun
248 Followers 2K Following Cat momager, research administrator, and likely a teen mall goth. she/her. Smash hate. Black Lives Matter.
Brian @bkaucher
247 Followers 306 Following Music lover, pool player, dive bar frequenter and sports geek
Jean Philippe Gaston @frenchfrygaston
2K Followers 903 Following
Koree Smith @Koree
289 Followers 279 Following
Viator Smith @viatorsmith
204 Followers 380 Following Collaborator telling communal stories & building+nurturing diverse communities. Entrepreneur, freelance editor, writer/world builder. she/her | Latina
I'm not really here @PaigeB1226
206 Followers 946 Following Lover of: my family, friends, politics, policy, education, beer, and Austin
Darin Girndt @exactlywatt
101 Followers 390 Following
JOSH BROWNSTEIN @JBLONGHORNS
201 Followers 3K Following
GeekLife @shopgeeklife
140 Followers 108 Following Woman-owned game store with inclusion at the heart of all we do. Helping you live the geek life since 2010.
Drew Chandler @drewdizzle
163 Followers 444 Following Design things. Eat pizza. Prettify things or die trying.
Scott Joiner @S_Joiner
409 Followers 875 Following former sports writer living in Texas #Astros #Texans #Rockets #Dynamo XBOX LIVE: J01NER
Kiki Powell @kikisaysparty
25 Followers 34 Following I like to party and buy shit on Craigslist. And until I start using this myself, Bobby will tweet funny shit I say.
Mr. Bob Odenkirk @mrbobodenkirk
1.2M Followers 84 Following Mr. Show, Better Call Saul, Nobody, then there's this, my favoritest thing: ZILOT, a book of silly poems I writ with my kids. OCTOBER 10 in stores for all!!
Allison Tolman @Allison_Tolman
36K Followers 2K Following Actress, fan of cats, sadder but wiser gal. Instagram: allison_tolman
Muad’Dweeb @gripe_soda
617 Followers 743 Following Archivist. Librarian. Acrobat. She or they. Autist. Weekend worrier. Inept gardener. Bad hair + bad skin + bad attitude. No family is safe when I sashay.
These were so well-designed. Like, WAY above and beyond the actual assignment.
Cryptocurrency is doomed, time to invest in the only asset that will never decline in value
One down, one to go. Love you @ParamountAustin. LOVE YOU AUSTIN.
Seems like a good day to remind you that if you use a platform like Twitter to follow artists that the platforms are volatile and unpredictable and the BEST way to support your favorite artists is through their email lists that they control. Mine's at eepurl.com/gZc85j
Oh cool the rich kid in class is buying the bulletin board we all make fun of him on.
@GravelInstitute x.com/notblaino/stat…
@GravelInstitute not the first time Elon has shelled out cash for something not yet 18 years old
Me: I don’t think this edible has kicked in Edible: Was Snoop Dogg ever a baby? Me: Whoa. I take it back. It’s kicked in. Yes it has.
My real question…why the fuck is the top shelf completely empty?
Like who idea was this!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm cancelling all dates at venues that require you to be 21 to drink alcohol in a country that recruits you to die in wars at 18. Wanna keep going?
@pamelacolloff @ReignOfApril Yoooooooo the freaking DEFINITION of a Jedi mind trick! When I saw that video, he was also yelling into his radio to tell backup where to be and what door was open for them to go protect!
People who broke into the Capitol Wednesday are now learning they are on No-Fly lists pending the full investigation. They are not happy about this. x.com/expertmilkshak…
Ainsley Earhardt: “There are 75 million people that voted for President Trump. And they are scared. They are worried about what the future of this country looks like. They are confused and heartbroken that their candidate didn't win and they don't want to be forgotten.”
@KevOnStage Eh! Do she got a onion wrapped in that towel?!
@nicolebyer @karaklenk @glittercheese And our podcast covering the exact same episode and with fairly similar artwork came out over two years ago. Right around the time they claim to have come up with the idea for theirs.
@karaklenk @nicolebyer @glittercheese You should listen to the podcast released over two years ago that they ripped off instead.
@CJToledano @glittercheese @karaklenk You should listen to the podcast released over two years ago that they ripped off instead.
@ExactlyRight @MessedUpPod @karaklenk @glittercheese @ApplePodcasts Still waiting for you to acknowledge that this podcast (and episode choice and artwork) rips off our podcast.
We will keep retweeting this until you acknowledge your thievery @MessedUpPod @ExactlyRight
@KarenKilgariff @ExactlyRight Just a heads up that this little podcast existed long before the one on your network and covered the exact same SVU episode in its inaugural podcast as well. Even the logos are similar. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence though...
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Trump is devouring fast food — and aides are ‘lighting scented candles’ to cover up the stench: report rawstory.com/2020/11/trump-…
@MrBoomflex @Transfigurati0n @joerogan @piersmorgan It’s almost like he’s a total gobshite
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