Genevieve Kundert @genkundert
Wisconsin, USA Joined July 2016-
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I’m trying to be more positive in 2021, so if all y’all could just eff off, that would really be a big help.
I just tried to type “Awesome!” and my phone autocorrected it to “Are we done?” and I think Siri might be the only one who truly understands me.
Every time I throw my phone down on my bed, the “undo typing” prompt pops up, and I’m like, “TOO LATE.”
Michael Stipe led me to believe that I’d feel differently about this particular juncture in world history.
Let’s talk about what NOT to give your mother for Mother’s Day... I’ll start: A DEADLY VIRUS YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE CARRYING.
Millennials be like, “Gah, I’m so torn between mass consumerism and going completely off the grid.”
May feels like a fine time to take a social media hiatus.
Me putting my child to bed: Stop. Talking. And. Go. To. Sleep. My entirely remorseless child: You’re being so bossy to me, Mom. I don’t think Santa will bring you any presents. You need to say sorry.
My dog snoring sounds enough like my phone vibrating that I occasionally jolt awake with the misplaced hope that I’ve suddenly become popular.
I thought these days-of-the-week socks I got last Christmas might be useful during the Tribulation... I wasn’t wrong, but they’re really only helpful in determining how infrequently I actually shower and change my clothes.
I’ve finally finished Downton Abbey, and all I have to say is this: The most tragic figure in the entire series is unquestionably Evelyn Napier.
Earlier this evening, we discovered that our daughter thinks my husband’s first name is Damnit, but I sometimes just call him Derek, for short.
I Spy, Make Mommy Cry Edition: Me: I spy something... grey! Four: Is it........... your hair?
No, I do not want to join your April fitness challenge.
Before you enact some elaborate April Fool’s Day prank, please remember that the number of people who need more anxiety in their lives right now is zero.
Good evening to everyone except anybody who hasn’t gained any weight yet.
It was recently suggested to me that anyone not using this time to master a new skill is shamelessly wasting a valuable opportunity. I’m mastering the fine art of not slaughtering the other members of my household.
It is, in fact, Friday. I double checked. You know, just in case you too were sure it was Tuenesthurs.
@GovEvers For anyone confused by his conciliatory verbiage, #saferathome equals #shelterinplace. Please #flattenthecurve and #sityoassdown.
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