gröøvy @grooviestsalami
professional job haver he/him • 25 Joined May 2020-
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"you shouldn't let your cat jump on the counter" my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to
Don’t let Mindy Kaling anywhere near this project
Don’t let Mindy Kaling anywhere near this project
“Toxic positivity” you people are levels of stupid only encapsulated by words I cannot say
Me: hey girl wanna go back to my place Her: oh. Um. No thanks Me: oh, damn that sucks but I under- Bear: *listening from the barstool over* hey is this guy bothering you
what idiot called it mount rushmore and not Dudes Rock
i think that we as a society are slowly losing the battle against people who think it's ok to pull out their phones at the movie theater and we need to fight back
happy bruno mars excited to see pete wentz on the street day to all those who celebrate
This can’t all be hate watching. Are there people who genuinely like this show?
This can’t all be hate watching. Are there people who genuinely like this show?
Eminem: you can call me ballsack, i’m nuts. baby shake that ass like a donkey with Parkinson’s. *80’s r&b sample* now it’s time to get serious…everyone hates me just because I kill gay people…whose the bigot now, society?
Neither of these genres are dead actually
therapist told me i need to confront my emotions instead Of putting photos of my dad in the Microwave
Gonna do this with a leftover Olive Garden breadstick in the communal hot tub at my gym
Gonna do this with a leftover Olive Garden breadstick in the communal hot tub at my gym
Ah yes, my lifestyle and parenting technique of feeding my children and also keeping them alive, healthy, and happy is simply just excessive and bourgeoisie
I WANT EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD TO DIE
I WANT EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD TO DIE
*sees picture of woman* i have to reach the widest audience possible to announce that i would not have sex with her
*sees picture of woman* i have to reach the widest audience possible to announce that i would not have sex with her
Why did no one tell me literally everyone rounds up their height? Not even just men, women do it too. I didn’t know that was an option. As a *very* short man I was just trying to be radically honest by rounding down. You mean I can start telling people I’m 5’4” instead of 5’3”?
Officially been working at the “just a few months until I find something better” job for 2 years.
recede🥳 @rec3de
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fuuka @airfuuka
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Sh a de @thisdopenose
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he/theyo kojima @sleepdealerrr
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Alon Dotan @Chiconstrucao
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george @02arcadia02
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ani @Animist_
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Kayla 💛 @kobcritic_
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MAX @FUCKUTR0LL
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Nicole 🏳️⚧�.. @KrakenIsInHell
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Alexis @wxqsghl
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Ludini 🇵🇦 @LuisitoBX
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recede🥳 @rec3de
5K Followers 2K Following NYC producer, ur favorite beatles fan, music technology major @ brooklyn college💐check out my album Bloom below!⬇️🌹
fuuka @airfuuka
4K Followers 2K Following music, video game, film and sports discussion | @fuukajr | https://t.co/pPgv5v19uC
Sh a de @thisdopenose
3K Followers 3K Following 17 he/him | brown boy | 5'11 | aspiring comdey writer | Canadian | priv @200couches_ | theatre kid
he/theyo kojima @sleepdealerrr
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george @02arcadia02
1K Followers 847 Following
ani @Animist_
4K Followers 1K Following
Kayla 💛 @kobcritic_
3K Followers 2K Following bi 🏳️⚧️ woman, 20, autistic, white, queen of Monsters Inc Twitter, priv @kindofbiased1, runs @MonstersIncOOC #BlackLivesMatter pfp by @Troll_Artistry
MAX @FUCKUTR0LL
3K Followers 802 Following Money first, family second | Sex Haver | 6th most W's on Twitter | never been ratio'd | Christian Bale is my Idol | Part The Joker and Part Wolf Of Wall Street
Evan | Doombox Music @DoomboxMusic
4K Followers 766 Following Author, freelancer, music writer, music lover. Check out Doombox Music! 👨🎤 DM for inquiries or email [email protected].
jakob🐦 @HovDaGoat
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green alien 👽 @halberries
1K Followers 2K Following priv: @halburied 🏳️⚧️ author, tiktok star, youtuber, musician, artist | 19 years old | awesomeperson. Free Palestine 🇵🇸
conn ☄️🤸 @carryymeout
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grrillla @atribecalledwu
2K Followers 1K Following big fan of hip-hop, blues, rock, soul, folk and jazz. Timberwolves fan. Naz Reid
frost :3 @sillygoobercel
280 Followers 925 Following professional renn241 hater retweet button abuser alt: @gyattastic @reviewsxl
⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @slimezeus
73 Followers 48 Following like merchant| forever @1traiin 🕊️- @wustasaucee is gay
Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz
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doomstan1 @mfdoomstan1
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MacArthur Dodd 🧣�.. @masterfy24
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sugar bjs (xaraverse).. @rageandlove5_
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How do I ask the therapist that just sucked me off in his office if he is taking new clients without being weird?? 😭😭
Can’t say I didn’t try 🥲
How do I ask the therapist that just sucked me off in his office if he is taking new clients without being weird?? 😭😭
"You're quiet" no I am gatekeeping my personality from u
“manmade horror” and it’s just an animatronic
If by "spice rack" you mean a kitchen drawer full salt and pepper and Soy Sauce packets from Chinese takeout then yes, I have a spice rack.
you fucking dumbass negro means black in spanish
What do you think Americans?
i did a similar move when my mom let two of my friends sleepover
i’m so fascinated by this hideous dance move jojo siwa keeps doing that i had to make a montage of it
Me in my 20s: how much drugs is too much drugs? Me in my 30s: can I overdose on ginger???
Omg @rihanna use your butt!!!
Cancelled my indoor pickleball membership to play outside and they started working on the outside courts and the closest ones to me are half an hour away
He died doing what he loved: commuting to work on a pogo stick
my son just called a vegetable peeler a carrot sharpener so that’s what it is now
A pen that turns into a sword would be even mightier
Saul Goodman?
well done, you’ve got me! now what? 😡
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