Hallie Tarpley @halstarps
A warm body. folds deep in your brain Joined December 2011-
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Does Taylor know they won’t let you get white wine in the souvenir cup?? Seems antithetical #TSTheErasTourFilm @taylornation13 @taylorswift13
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You know what's really great? We told Betty White that we loved her while she was still alive.
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i.... can’t believe oprah asked this
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Can you wear white to the second impeachment?
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We do like the boyfriend. All boyfriends face a steep climb.
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bro I looked up how long the Black Plague lasted in an attempt to reassure myself about corona and that shit lasted 800 years are you for real 😭
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Who says the president can't go up and down gentle slopes? He almost does it without help.
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dont lie u did it bc shes hot
I decided to dress up as the person who scares me most. The Democratic Dimwit Darling, socialist-loving, freedom-hating, former bartender herself @AOC
Speaking of, has anybody seen my juul? I accidentally threw across the bar in th east village 3 weeks ago
While I like the Vaping alternative to Cigarettes, we need to make sure this alternative is SAFE for ALL! Let’s get counterfeits off the market, and keep young children from Vaping!
In @taylorswift13’s new song #LoverOutNow she pronounces guitar as “giiit-tar” so I’m thinking this counts as a return to the country genre?? Thoughts??
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Happy #lefthandersday to all my fellow southpaws out there 🤚🏽 May your smudges be few and your left seat empty ✏️
@m0na_w 1, 2, 3, 4 I DECLARE A THUMB WAR
@jackieehanna Skkerrrtttt - whose tequila are you drinking?
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Red Dead Redemption 3: When all the women of #Alabama come together and then our periods sync and we tear down the old white men that keep ruining everything... Oh and we ride unicorns instead of horses🦄
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