Heidi Loves Dogs (heiditron3000.bsky.social) @heiditron3000
Comedian and dog trainer. mostly asleep. she/her. sort of fun. heiditron3000.bsky.social Marin County Joined August 2008-
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I’m still here until E-Lorb shuts things down, but I am really doing all my posting on threads now. I’m heiditron3000 over there. Come follow me, I’m fun! …sometimes.
I was raptured but I came back because all that happened was I was put in a room with “Rapture” by Blondie playing over and over and I can only hear about Martians eating cars, bars, guitars, etc. so many times before I start screaming “WE GET IT, DEBBIE, YOU LIKE COKE”
Turns out The Greatest Story Ever Told is just about Jesus. That’s hardly the greatest story ever told. I mean there’s that one where Scooby and the gang works with the Harlem Globetrotters to solve the mystery of Paul Revere’s ghost, that’s like fifty times better
Someone wanna explain to Paul McCartney what the Hell C Moon was about for all of us?
Joe Flaherty was easily one of the nicest guys in the world. I grew up watching him on SCTV, and then I got to have him as my improv teacher at a comedy workshop in Canada. One of my comedy heroes.
Beyoncé’s version of Jolene is the “stay away from him or I will cut you down, bitch” version I’ve wanted all along
You know how sometimes you don't realize the milk you put in your coffee was 10 days over the use-by date until you're halfway through the cup and then suddenly your mouth tastes like the floor of a bird cage?
This puppy I’m sitting treating my butt like it’s his favorite neighborhood bar
Most Beatles historians don’t know this but John Lennon had a spray bottle filled with vinegar he used on Paul McCartney whenever his lyrics got stupid enough. That’s why Beatles era Paul gave us “Yesterday” while Wings-era Paul gave us “Monkberry Moon Delight”.
Please please please don’t let there be a scene in the new ghostbusters where Dan Aykroyd gets a ghost blowie again
I just told my cat “I know I need to play with you but I just wanna sit here and simmer in my own bullshit for a while” and I got the most exasperated meow I have ever heard in response
No cheating, blah blah… Sounds about right.
No cheating, blah blah… Sounds about right. https://t.co/c5t12tdKyP
If I throw something for my cat to fetch and he can’t find it, he comes back to me just to scream in my face until I go and try to find the damn thing myself.
Living like this is FUN. No matter how hard I work to stop, I still live my life as if I’m governed by a woman who flies into rages for little to no reason. And that woman’s been dead for 12 years now.
Living like this is FUN. No matter how hard I work to stop, I still live my life as if I’m governed by a woman who flies into rages for little to no reason. And that woman’s been dead for 12 years now.
Just playing an endless game of fetch with the cat-dog again
Andy Richter @AndyRichter
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Matthew Broberg-Moffi.. @BrobergMatthew
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DonutHawk @StruggleDisplay
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So long, Twitter. I’m off. It was fun and then it wasn’t x
If I were giving a eulogy at his funeral, I would very dramatically say “most people knew him as OJ Simpson but in the end, I think he was OK Simpson” and wipe a single tear away 🥲
In the final Curb, Larry learns to run on his fists like a gorilla, and gets a gorilla-sized chest and arms. Then he joins the IDF
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This is literally a ghoul.
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Beautiful honey bee on my blossoming crab apple tree. It gives me such joy to see the tree full of bees! 🌸🐝❤️
Can someone just f*cking tell me if Gillian Anderson was always British and we never knew or if she has totally Madonna'd herself for the last decade and we've just accepted it??
@heiditron3000 I was just thinking about how truly awful that song is
Today I saw two young girls playing with a dead rabbit on the side of the road. All I could think was “at least they are playing outside”
it should be legal to have taco bell for all four meals
This is what Joe looked like when I first met him and how he will always look in my mind's eye. Yesterday was a sad, sad day. But, in a world that seems like it's going to hell in a handbasket, to have a legacy of making people happy is a significant accomplishment. RIP Pal!
RIP Joe Flaherty. Lovely guy and good grief, he was funny.
Wait until they find out that Easter falls on my birthday on 4/20 next year and Joe Biden, as the reelected president, proclaims it George Takei and Legalized Pot Day.
@AlisonMoyet And if humans aren’t your “people” dogs are always there…. And better usually.
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