Tom Hensby @hensbo
London Joined February 2009-
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@LeShuttle We are waiting with two young children for the 14.50 from Calais. Any idea when we will depart?
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Finally getting around to reading this by @davidjcmackay (RIP). Also available for free at withouthotair.com
@RoyalMail I know the value of an individual stamp is not much but the postage came to about £50. What is the best way to avoid this in the future?
@RoyalMail Hi Luke. No loose objects and less than 5mm thick. What system do you have in place to deal with mistakes in sorting offices like this?
All that this proves is that Guy Fawkes signed his confession with a stylus on a courier handheld thingy
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As it's #NationalPoetryDay, here's the most recent poem I've written: x.com/robdelaney/sta…
the blue glow of my karaté teacher's vape pen pierces the darkness of the bedroom i once shared with my wife. he has seen his last sunset.
@uniqlo thanks for warning me not to wash my clothes using fire
BBC talking head says that a previous outbreak of Cryptosporidium "only caused 69 deaths". So that's alright then!
I've been receiving some great work emails lately
@TigcoRiches @BBCRadio4 Surströmming! The name of my first child
To our neighbour who likes the Stone Roses: if you really "Wanna Be Adored", try not playing music at 2:30am?
Tom Hensby retweeted
GET your Sleaford Mods name by taking a swear word and adding it next to another swear word. Mine is Bastard Twat. (via @pacific_amnesia)
.@ctsi_uk I'd like to report this petting zoo
Tom Hensby retweeted
Best headline EVER? From next week's Leinster Leader.
@best_gabby... pointing at the lady's stomach as I said so. "I'm not pregnant," she said. Every day I scream inside thinking of that moment
@best_gabby a really nice couple sat on the front row of my @edfringe show, on the way out I said 'you'll be back next year with the baby!'
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% of people owning home fell for 1st time in over a century & renting increased significantly ow.ly/Ow4Jr
The best 'Masai Barefoot Technology' I can think of is 'wearing no shoes'
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