Jillian @jilli_c

Naïveté is the mother of adventure. Chicago, IL Joined May 2010

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SUE the T. rex 🦖 @SUEtheTrex

2 months ago

Five times a year I watch a complete stranger crash out because the SUE fossil uses it/it's pronouns and the SUE Twitter uses they/them. We don't know the sex of the SUE fossil, so that's what we do. You are going to be ok I promise; This is all just happening in your phone.

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claira curtis @clairacurtis

3 months ago

i do think Emma. (2020) is a perfect movie and i do feel bad for everyone else who doesn’t know that truth

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H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕ť @HTTP_Lovecraft

4 months ago

People who live in small towns are scared of cities, and people who live in cities are scared of small towns. People who have lived in both are only scared of small towns.

Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11

4 months ago

People who live in small towns are scared of cities, and people who live in cities are scared of small towns. People who have lived in both are only scared of small towns.

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Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel

4 months ago

One thing I’m proud of as an American is that even during our descent into fascism we have some fun days.

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Jon Savitt @savittj

11 months ago

you should be able to send steve kornacki sponsor gifts like in the hunger games

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curt miller’s beard @phxsunz25

a year ago

if they really care about growing the game it’ll be caitlin clark

Ford News @FordJohnathan5

a year ago

if they really care about growing the game it’ll be caitlin clark

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Matthew @fantasmatt

a year ago

Or all four, and they’re performing lady marmalade

Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell

a year ago

Or all four, and they’re performing lady marmalade

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emily may @emilykmay

a year ago

has anyone considered that millennials aren't aging bc those koolaid jammers and lunchables preserved us?

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Jillian @jilli_c

a year ago

At this point I think @Cookunity instructs their drivers to throw their "sustainable packaging" into the nearest dumpster instead of bringing it back for reuse. This is the 2nd time I have found my bags in the dumpster IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE! Like bruh at least try to be sneaky!

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Jake M. Grumbach @JakeMGrumbach

a year ago

If you're looking for eclipse glasses right now you understand why same day voter registration is important

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Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio

a year ago

Don’t be afraid if the sun goes dark today. That’s just an omen. Nothing to worry about.

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Laura Marie @lmegordon

2 years ago

I thought I needed therapy, but then I listened to 20 one-hit wonders from the 90s and now I'm fine.

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Jeff (Managing Associate) @ManagingAssoc

2 years ago

He has risen

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violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth

2 years ago

hey sorry for being a bitch earlier it’s just that too many noises were happening at once and my pants feel too tight

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Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy

2 years ago

It’s a scientific fact that Sausage Egg McMuffins taste better if you eat them while you’re driving

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Jillian @jilli_c

2 years ago

100-300 babies die a year from RSV and parents can't get their hands on this shot because it was too big of a financial risk for pediatricians' offices to pre-order their supply. COOL COUNTRY WE'VE GOT HERE 🇺🇲🤦🏻‍♀️