Jonathan Ryland @jonathanryland
British Actor. Former Capital One Spokesviking in the USA. It cannot be a part of me for now it’s part of you. jonathanryland.com United Kingdom Joined January 2009-
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Rewatched a few eps of #fridaynightlights and every bit as good as I remember it. Had a troubling thought which someone has almost certainly done a think piece on: which characters voted Trump? Obvs, Buddy Garrity, all the Boosters, Mac and all the Panther coaches. Riggins and…
For anyone in need of a lift - which would appear to be everybody - A Matter Of Life And Death is on @BBCTwo tomorrow at 1pm. For the subsequent 104 minutes, I assure you everything will feel at least a little bit better. bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…
British infrastructure in a nutshell
@chakrabortty Hang on, I thought threatening language towards MPs was a national crisis last week? But a donor saying they want to shoot an MP is now fine? I can’t keep up.
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What a pathetic little evening whinge. What a stupid little cunt.
What a pathetic little evening whinge. What a stupid little cunt.
What carried me through was watching this absolute jem on the Yoitube youtu.be/dfddYDRIFGY?si…
Ewen was my friend. I’ll miss him very much.
As long as one of us does
Tough to argue with this, really.
This. Exactly this. My War Gone By, I Miss It So.
Always happens at absolutely the least convenient moment. apple.com/nz/support/sys….
Fastest preorder in history
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Lotta great American movies in 1999, but I wanted to write about one that I don’t think is as widely appreciated as it should be: Go, the second feature from Doug Liman. rogerebert.com/mzs/speed-kill…
@mattzollerseitz The Amway scenes still stick with me.
The evolution of the Republican Party: 2012: put the dog on top of the car 2024: shoot the dog
We all need to stop buying stuff from stations. Absolute racket. WH Smith the biggest piss takers-£2.99 for a coke. But they all mark up 30% on their high street price. Some forward planning and we can either bring these twats into line or force them out of business altogether.
in this week's newsletter! 1500 words on why I loathe Taylor Swift: youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/i-hate-taylo…
Good morning, Simon. Happy Friday.
The strike was serious. But, god, a truly fun day. #Moonlighting #SamTheShamAndthePharoahs
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This is Polo. He's so glad you made it home by snuggle time. Technically, snuggle time is all the time. But he would never start without you. 14/10
Good morning, Simon
Richard Hammond says he was dancing at a wedding this weekend when the idiot DJ went from Status Quo’s ‘Rockin’ All Over The World’ to Electric Six’s ‘Gay Bar’. “I’ve never sat down so fast,” he told reporters
Find someone who looks at you the way Hungarian communist leader Mátyás Rákosi looks at a piece of barley ..
Here's my conversation with Annie Jacobsen (@AnnieJacobsen) all about nuclear war, CIA, Area 51, UFOs, and government secrecy. This was a terrifying and fascinating conversation. It's here on X in full, and is up on YouTube, Spotify, and everywhere else. Links in comment.…
I seem forever destined to be stuck in this endless game of chicken with the prideful Bond producers.
Very much a proud to be British moment here