Keith Johnson @keithbjohnson
Portland, Oregon Joined July 2013-
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It's never the woman who wants the abortion..that's the masculine side. It's never the man who want's to kill..that's the feminine side. It's about survival.
Everything is black supremacy. EVERYTHING! Even the languages are black supremacists. It is our understanding that is white supremacy. 👏 Understand? Of course we suffer white supremacy problems if you think we understand each other, but that's also how we know to drink water.✌️
Good to know Twitter is concerned about language used in tweets. "To Edit, or to Tweet", that is the question. 🖕 yep
So, we're going to talk about the fake-ass slap, but not a word about the real-ass pat down? Anyone...? Anyone...? (Harvy Weinstein smile?) "If that's what you want." - ?
I keep remembering this scene... youtube.com/watch?v=wcYVb4…
I keep remembering this scene... youtube.com/watch?v=wcYVb4…
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I have a feeling many of the people “doing their own research” on COVID vaccines were the ones copying someone else’s homework in high school.
Burn it all the F down. All tax is theft. Exit > Voice. Just put it on a blockchain bro. No Justice, No Peace. No Big Deal: It’s China’s turn. But those mean tweets. Forth turning ma dude. “Orange man Bad” right? But Jan 6th! Simplified Twitter solutions to it all, as a graphic:
People say, "stay woke." but I think... sleep is like love you can't just lie there thinking about it
I love it when the internal monologue is instrumental. ☀️🌎
I'm a team player, America. I just wanna say, "there are things I simply wouldn't give up for the world." Also, "how do I sign up for globalism?" (I think we should start preparing..emerging (self proclaimed) "universalists" can be found within the local group.)
This may be the beginning of the end. I looked up "horse shit" online, (to see if it's one or two words) and I realized I finally arrived online. (BTW: Friendliness and being friendly are more important than having friends.)
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…and that’s when I realized it was rosh Hashanah #badjew #ShanaTova
I was at a coffee shop and spilled a little by accident, resulting in an under-my-breath “oy.” A guy near me said “did you just say ‘oy?’“ and I said yeah and he said, “Happy New Year” Life is sweet
I have no idea what’s going on or what the official narrative will be around this. I was told to focus on its color scheme as the main clue. This pattern of “extend, then retract” has been my consistent experience of the entire official USG, IC, DoD, part of the UAP/UFO world.🙏
I like to tell folks I have a high ankle sprain then surprise 'em by telling 'em it's just a normal ankle sprain. Then we laugh and laugh and become very close friends.
I'll straight up support my fellow actors when I'm in a lead role and lead my fellow actors when I'm in a supporting role. I really don't give a shit anymore.
My dream is to someday take an international flight from a regional airport. They'll be like, "Wait, that plane is leavin' the region! Holy shit, it's goin' to another nation and whatnot!"
Today, a new economy inspired by Francis of Assisi can and must become an economy of friendship with the earth and an economy of peace. It is a question of transforming an economy that kills into an economy of life, in all its aspects. #EconomyOfFrancesco
I made a new rolling trays and ashtrays. And these fuckers are CURVY.
There are many “underrepresented” groups in chess. There IS also a legacy of structural oppression in chess. The problem is that there’s nowhere near enough structural oppression in chess to explain the amount of under-representation. Nowhere remotely close. It’s time to say so.
I would stop what you are doing and watch Vladimir Putin address his citizens with subtitles in English but ZERO commentary. Sooner, rather than later. I don’t think this man is bluffing. He is replaying a different version of WWII than we are replaying. youtu.be/J7QqSYBUhmY
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reminder:
To the people just finding out I became a cannabis farmer, I have this to say - if my brother John was a pothead, he’d still be with us today. I got into cannabis because I believe in the medicine, and I believe it can help me heal my traumas. That’s the “mission from God.”
Science wishes to speak to us all, ex cathedra:
Public service announcement: #lableak is scientifically dead. Don't mistake the Weekend_at_Bernie's show coming from @TheLancet commission chair Jeffrey Sachs as signal, it's just noise, even by own admission, they have nothing to contribute to #origins but meaningless op-eds.
FSD Beta 10.69.2.1 looks good, extending to 160k owners in US & Canada
We grew up so poor we could only play duck duck.
Idiocracy
Marjorie Taylor Greene joked that electric airplanes would be powered like “slave ships” with passengers forced to spin on exercise bikes by a “mean, nasty airline stewardess” in order “to keep the airplane in the air.”
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Honestly. The stupid misportrayal games people play on Twitter boggle my mind. All ethnic groups congregate to stay ethnic. And I like those ethnicities that make us multicultural. Deal with it. Whatever.