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Ok folks, I’m here at Wrigley for tonight’s game. Y’all can thank me later. 🤣🤣
3 runs a game is not EVER going to cut it. Meyers, Abreu and Singleton need to be DFA’d and get Loperfido, Loperfido and Loperfido here ASAP 😫
I just can't with this team stranding runners. I have to check out and keep my sanity.
It was probably pop up and someone just dropped it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We have 3 innings to get 6 runs... Can we do that please? It would be helpful to S.T.O.P. leaving bases loaded. Just saying.....
I almost feel like things are happening on purpose. We can't honestly be this bad - right? Oh my.....
Agreed. #Relentless
Bregman needs out of the 4 hole and a day off. Pop up KING. We are 8 for 36 with RISP. What in the holy hell right now?????
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Stop swinging at all the low pitches. What is wrong with our hitters? You will just pound it in the ground or, fly out. Someone make it make sense.....
Maybe it's time to put Seth in the rotation and sit Brown in the pen. I do believe Arrighetti will be great on his next start. I have not been impressed with Brown since he changed his delivery. Go back to being JV 2.0 cause this ain't it boo boo.
Let me revise....How the hell we going to get 9 runs in 6 innings. Our at bats are duds way to fast for there to be any chance of a comeback here. From watching strikes to trying to hit homers all the time. This team is not unified and, very hard to watch. #Relentless
Let me revise....How the hell we going to get 9 runs in 6 innings. Our at bats are duds way to fast for there to be any chance of a comeback here. From watching strikes to trying to hit homers all the time. This team is not unified and, very hard to watch. #Relentless
I'm not sure why we LOVE the idea of launching (or trying to) every ball. Fuck, get base hits. Slap it over someone's head and get this shit rolling. Fuck the homers. LET'S GO!
Oh look, bases loaded and they leave them stranded! Stop me if you heard this before.....
We couldn't get one run in 6 innings... how the hell we going to get 9 runs in 8 innings? FFS
Facts!!!
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Abreu is gonna retire when he faces a bunch of 17 and 18 year olds blowing 100+ by him in West Palm Beach.
Per @AriA1exander, Astros prospect Joey Loperfido will be called up. -He’s not on the 40 man roster. -Here we go!!!!! #Relentless
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Hear me out put Peña in the two spot and Bregman 7.
Remember when Bregman used to be so fun and cocky and do the stare thing. What happened? 🥹
Hector Neris!!!!
We gonna do that thing where we go to the 9th down 2-1 and lose 8-2?
I’ve almost lost complete faith in Dana Brown
Now the game is tied. This is an absolutely infuriating season. If it’s not the starting pitching, it’s the bullpen, or it’s the offense. Nothing is clicking at the same time.
Why don't they actually keep track of her recommendations, every time I look back she doesn't get much correct but they keep bringing her on. Her record can't be good. Russo said he would keep track.....we'll see
I am sorry to everybody that took Ariel‘s betting advice on high heat today lol
Say what you want and I understand that it’s the players who play the games. But, I think Joe Espada has been an utter failure up to this point. Yes, I WILL put that on the manager. This team has too much talent. Why should Espada get a pass? HIS Astros look like dog shit.
Based on his pretty solid long relief appearances, is there a reason we have tried Seth Martinez as a starter?
not noticing $16m was stolen from u is crazy. Bro doesn't have $40B so spare me the "he's too rich to notice" response, it's moronic. Im not implying that i think it's some elaborate coverup, but what i am implying is that he must be the dumbest mf alive bc how ????
There’s no energy or spark to the Astros right now. If not for Alvarez, they might be 2-11. Not as many smiles as in previous years.
Again, to reiterate my analogy, Joe Espada is working with a broken machine and there is nothing he can do to ‘will’ it back to a functional state right now. Baseball is a team game. A cliche statement, but it’s true. None of these guys are doing anything to help themselves…
Yea, for some reason my tv says we gave up 9 runs in the first
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