Jason Elliott @laparka224
Actor, writer, and MMA practioner. Lover of all things pop culture. Houston, TX Joined July 2009-
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What a way to earn the first victory of the season, Astros! Congrats to Ronel Blanco on the no no!
Nine days until Opening Day! What could this big announcement be?! #Baseball #OpeningDay
Nine days until Opening Day! What could this big announcement be?! #Baseball #OpeningDay
Diamonds are forever, throw your diamonds in the sky 💎 Congratulations to Kyle Tucker and Yordan Alvarez for being in the Top 40 players in @MLBTheShow!
With the season now over - I have some extra Astros giveaways I’d like to pass on (Replica ring, jerseys, bobbleheads) Retweet to enter! I will be randomly selecting 9 followers that retweet this to win a pictured item. I will announce the winners on 11/11. Good luck!
Help get @LockedOnAstros to 9,000 @YouTube subs heck let’s go for 10K! #everydayer #astros @LockedOnNetwork Subscribe here: youtube.com/@LockedOnAstro…
🚨👕 GIVEAWAY 👕🚨 Thanks to a generous donor, we will be giving away 1 ‘Yainer Bomb’ shirt to 1 person! Requirements: Must RT 🔄 Must Like ❤️ Must Comment & Tag a friend ✍️ Good luck! 🤘
Wyd Tuesday? Wanna go to the Astros v Nationals game for FREE? RT to enter, tag who you’d bring for a bonus entry cuz #AstrosNation is what it’s all about! 🌟 Star Wars night 🌭 Dolla dogs 🎟️ 2 tickets ⚾️ Altuve back 🏟️ World Series rematch See y’all at the Juicebox! 🤘🚂🍊
Give me an awesome time travel movie that is NOT Back to the Future
Give me an awesome time travel movie that is NOT Back to the Future https://t.co/6TcGRYV0fW
In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: msft.it/6002gX0tC. #ZuneSweepstakes
Just a little Wheelhouse Breakdown with "A notice to the League." Ya'll know how I do! #Ready2Reign Life is short, Have Fun! youtube.com/clip/UgkxvZHAC… (@EricTalksStros with the "Here we go again look, as I get ramped up) HaHa. I absolutely love @LockedOnAstros IT IS A VIBE!
🚨🚨🚨HUMPDAY TICKET GIVEAWAY🚨🚨🚨 RT and COMMENT to enter drawing for a pair of Mezz tickets to the Astros game TONIGHT! Love to hear your thoughts on the Oxy patch! Don’t hesitate to follow too- All Astros fans followed back!
Retweet for a chance at two club level seats to tonight’s #Rockets game vs. Golden State. Winner will be randomly chosen at 5p. Must be following me and have an AXS account. Will DM winner for details. Good luck!!
It’s #GiveawaySZN I’ll be giving away THREE Deluxe versions of MLB The Show 23, your choice or Digital or Captain’s Edition. To Enter: - Follow me on Twitter - Like/RT this tweet - Comment proof of being subbed to my YouTube (link in Profile).
You heard the man. 🤘
Love this, big time. Astros could bring back Michael Brantley as a DH or find another big hitter on the market.
Love this, big time. Astros could bring back Michael Brantley as a DH or find another big hitter on the market.
Dusty Baker confirms he'll return to manage the Astros in 2023, though the contract isn't finalized: "I always said if I win one, I want two. I like to keep my word. This is as much fun as I've had ever."
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If the Astros decide to move Hunter to the bullpen when Javier returns, who do you send down from the bullpen? Dubin? I might prefer just optioning Hunter and let him continue working as a SP in Sugar Land.
Has Joey Lope ever played a corner outfield spot I thought he has just played 1B and CF?
If you hate the way Jose Abreu has performed while with the #Astros, just know that no one hates it more than he does.
José Abreu, from this story … espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…
@emily_tweets Thought it was the wheelbarrow, but I'm a Gen-Xer.
@duchess_banana I hope she finds enough money to tip the delivery guy!
@emily_tweets Teamwork makes the dream work
@emily_tweets Yeah yeah, of course, here we have a prime example of a true gentleman. 😏
Happy Monday beautiful people! Have a fabulous day! 🌻💛🌻 Don’t get distracted by the noise - keep your eye on the prize 😉💋
LoL. I hate these memes. I might love you dearly … might find you the sexiest thing that ever lived … but I’m not your mother nor a mind reader. Communicate honestly, respectfully, responsibly and clearly what you need and then if it’s within my powers to do so and doesn’t…
Post a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white
I am celebrating 24 years of marriage today. I love my wife so much. Having a woman that loves you unconditionally is the best feeling in the world. I am so blessed to share my life with this woman and I couldn't be happier.
@ByBellaArtist Both are fine as long as they are not oversize clown bosoms.
Who wants to be CEO? I’ll do marketing ✅🖤🕷️🍈
Hope your evening is coming along wonderfully. What ya drinking tonight? Spring calls for strawberry Moscato, for me. 🥂
It's nice to see the Astros score 12 runs but the 10-run curse is in full effect for tomorrow
To be fair, the Rockies have 14 fans
Walking the concourse, the crowd is maybe 95 percent Astros fans