Mary @macmerpy
Ask me about napping opportunities in your area. Joined November 2011-
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Who dressed Justin Bieber as the Six Flags guy for that #Verizon commercial #moreflagsmorefun
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hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine
John Denver faded out as we crossed in to New Mexico. Some things just work out. #blessed… instagram.com/p/BHv1gUND-Au/
A man and his dog in the middle of nowhere instagram.com/p/BHtc2_TDtnx/
On the road again/just can't wait to get on the road again with @andrybd instagram.com/p/BHrtzLzjLw_/
Breakfast by @denverbiscuitco #latergram @ Denver Biscuit Company instagram.com/p/BHn_iU4jQfO/
😍😍😍😍 #latergram @ Grand Lake, Colorado instagram.com/p/BHgBJbpjSMP/
@andrybd: let's go on a roadtrip. Me: sounds great. Delores: you know how it's 100 degrees rn instagram.com/p/BHTFZ0vj2Lk/
Mary retweeted
[finaly replacing bateries in my smoke detector] theres no way im goimg to let YOU be the most anoying thing in THIS household. tHats MY JOB
Da bears @ Leigh Yawkey Woodson Art Museum of Wausau instagram.com/p/BGXk85QvY3f/
Enjoying nature as God intended: from my car, with nuggets. @ Rib Mountain State Park instagram.com/p/BGXaG6CvY74/
What kind of piano gives you goosebumps? An RL Steinway.
Mary retweeted
when i was a kid i woud do anythig to leave the dinner table early & now i woud do anythig to sit down and eat forever without ever stopping
The level of adulthood I aspire to is "waits for pizza to cool before eating" and bbs lemme tell you it is so far away
Mary retweeted
ME: wat if they dont like me MOM: just be urself ME: ok! [comes home early in a masive cloud of bees] ME: WAIT DID U SAY "BEE URSELF" OR "BE
Mary retweeted
Just sneezed and managed to get mascara all over my asshole
Perfect sunny afternoon yesterday feat. this bish #bellydancing @ Easy Tiger instagram.com/p/BE4NjHqPY3t/
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