Michael @michaelscalzitt

Catch as catch can. All opinions my own. Joined June 2009

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MrBeast @MrBeast

2 years ago

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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Michael @michaelscalzitt

3 years ago

Canceling When We Were Young Fest due to high winds was the most Emo thing that could have happened. #wwwy #whenwewereyoungfestival

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Lou Brutus @LouBrutus

3 years ago

ME: How was the When We Were Young festival? YOU: It blew.

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Michael @michaelscalzitt

4 years ago

Derp? What derp? No derp here. instagram.com/p/CPy3D2CjaY_/…

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Gritty @GrittyNHL

5 years ago

I need a vacation. A Thread:

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Gritty @GrittyNHL

5 years ago

This morning I was doing some light internetting. I took the Enneagram personality test. I’m an 8. The Challenger. Here’s what I learned about me, a thread:

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kathleen @kathleen_hanley

5 years ago

me distracting myself from the election for 2 hours by watching the bachelorette #TheBachelorette

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Michael @michaelscalzitt

5 years ago

2020 is a Jack-in-the-box filled with anthrax powder.

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Gritty @GrittyNHL

6 years ago

Merry Gritmas NYC

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Michael @michaelscalzitt

6 years ago

Gritty is my spirit animal. Not sure what that says about me. But I’m OK with it.

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Michael @michaelscalzitt

6 years ago

This.

Ragnar to HR @ragnartohr

6 years ago

This.

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Ragnar to HR @ragnartohr

6 years ago

@markhoppus Paper Rock Cersei.

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Alexa @AmazonAlexa

7 years ago

Do you know the formula for Nitric Oxide?

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Gritty @GrittyNHL

7 years ago

Packing for my big All Star trip, tryna keep it to the essentials. Am I missing anything?

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Proud Mexicana Pérez @bunnybperez

7 years ago

Do you love #Hitchcock #classicfilm #crime #drama #oldhollywood #joancrawford MUST SEE on the beautiful #Arrialexa #womeninfilm seedandspark.com/fund/diana#sto… FOLLOW/SHARE/CONTRIBUTE @WomenInFilm #lgbtactress #nativeamericanactress @TonyTerror1313 @Listersmate @barryratcliffe #film

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birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights

7 years ago

oh u think u can defet me in battel well i maybe look liek regular but now i transfoarm into POOFY BIRB FEATHERS VERY PUFF SO BIG AND HUGE NOW WOW SCAREY