Mike Healy @mikeyb0y
Principal Systems Engineer now (fancy!). 1 very niche & obscure patent. Still proud of it. Turns out jetlag immunity lasts longer than 2 years. #BeMoreFrank Oldham, UK Joined March 2009-
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I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.
Hey @British_Airways, when you cancelled my flight from LHR to MCR you also cancelled & rebooked my AA flight from CLT to LHR resetting my seat & food selections. I only found out checking in & too late to do anything about it. So no sleep, no food & 6 hours sat in LHR. Thanks.
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Nearly forgot the obligatory #SuperbOwl tweet
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Humans are incredible
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he's making a list he's checking it twice gonna find out who's naughty or nice santa claus is in contravention of article 6 of the general data protection regulations
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Gonna be really disappointing if they don't make Boy George eat korma chameleon during a bushtucker trial #ImACeleb
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Can't believe @elonmusk bought Teletext.
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"You boy, what Chancellor is this?"
No matter what the situation, @virginmedia always finds a way to make it worse.
Is it just me or is the sergeant in #Andor like a Sith Windsor Davies*? I was expecting him to say "Oh dear, how sad, never mind" after the speeder incident. *One for the teenagers.
Hmmmm not sure if this is a threat or a promise? I mean, it's phishy either way, but misinterpreting an offer to "finish you" sounds like a plot device in a sitcom.
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