UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

Mikey to friends and family. Uncle Monkey to the Nephew. Single guy so pretty ladies DM me. I may be an asshole at first but you'll learn to love me. Promise :) Sunny South Florida Joined January 2010

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

2 days ago

Two years ago today, God felt he needed you more than I did. I can’t forgive him for that because he was wrong. I needed you. Still do. But you’re gone and never coming back and I’ve got to come to terms with that. You made EVERYONE smile and laugh. Gone but NEVER forgotten.

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

2 weeks ago

Life is tough for a lot of folks currently, regardless of your opinion of #CharlieKirk. I can say with confidence that he wanted the best for ALL Americans, whether you liked him, disagreed with him, or even felt offended by him. I use him to say this; How can we , as a country,…

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

3 weeks ago

$ORCL Lord have mercy….

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

a month ago

#CollegeGameday will never be the same. Thank you for the memories #Coach #Corso

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

a month ago

Three day weekend. ATHs again on Monday. NBD. #Stocks #Trading

Kevin Malone @Malone_Wealth

a month ago

Three day weekend. ATHs again on Monday. NBD. #Stocks #Trading

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

a month ago

$ENVX Raj, where are the POs? Who's leading the sales team? Jesus. I don't care if you have to get arrested outside #GOOGL, $AAPL #Samsung HQ, if they don't know this yet, you need to clean house. stocktitan.net/news/ENVX/inde…

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

2 months ago

Here's my #Trump #Putin #Alaska not so out there predication as it may sound; Trump and Putin both end up strong arming into making it look like Putin and Trump both "won" because they were able to do it without the "illegitimate" Ukrainian President #Zelensky, who can't object…

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

2 months ago

Calling it now: $ENVX is getting bought out. Having listened to the conference call, they were almost sounding like they were pitching the company to a corporate buyout rather than assure current shareholders their investment is still good. They want to get bought out ESPECIALLY…

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2 months ago

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

2 months ago

$CAVA CEO is doing a shitty job of spinning their earnings miss. Dude, y'all whiffed bad. Just own it or you'll never fix it.

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

2 months ago

gofund.me/bfafe5b4

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

2 months ago

On these prop firms, gotta be careful of the blowup trade. It didn't but it very easily could have. #TopStep #Futures

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

2 months ago

Love this $VIX setup for a trade(also acts as a hedge if there is more downside after Fridays selloff). IV RANK still decent after todays rally. Sell -1 16.5 Put Buy +1 20 Call Sell -2 22 Calls for about 1.70 credit in Sep. Breakevens 14.72-25.28. Just remember $VIX option…

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

2 months ago

Ok, $AAPL. You REALLY need to get your shit together. A year ago, if $NQ $NDX $QQQ were up this big, you wouldn't be flat on the day. When Buffett files his next 10-K, watch how much he's reduced his $AAPL position. $NVDA $MSFT but $META is just smoking them all. Don't fuck with…

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

2 months ago

I truly don't know how people hold long/short stock through earnings. I took a swing on $ENVX and while they beat on top and bottom, stock gets crushed even with decent guidance. Even with options, some of these outlier moves will take YEARS to recover. $ENVX, thank you for…

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

2 months ago

THANK YOU Sweet Baby Jesus for not taking these #Earnings trades. $NVDA $MSFT $META #StupidMoney

UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

2 months ago

THANK YOU Sweet Baby Jesus for not taking these #Earnings trades. $NVDA $MSFT $META #StupidMoney https://t.co/qJeHqUub7v

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

2 months ago

To put into perspective just how HUGE $NVDA has gotten, even after this outlier move in $MSFT($30+ vs ± $19 exp), it's STILL half a trillion behind $NVDA. $META($70 vs ± $40 exp), EVEN after this run up and earnings beat, is still less than HALF of $NVDA. Folks, these are some…

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

2 months ago

$META $70+ on earnings. I remember when this stock in 2022 had three consecutive shit earnings because of their Metaverse project that plunged the stock was $100. These multiples are INSANE.

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UncleMonkeyTrades @mnshurricane

2 months ago

$MSFT is $30+ AH with an expected move of about $18 by the end of the week. $3T+ companies shouldn't be able to move that much. There is MASSIVE demand for $MSFT products apparently. $AAPL, who?