mudtree @mudtree
Proud member of the Anti Growth Coalition - mainly the admin. This growth doesn't anti itself you know Bit between Xmas and NYD Joined January 2011-
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Going to the blue place. Apologies to my 188 followers. Hopefully porn bots and bars I went to maybe once will soon migrate as well.
I caught this out the corner of my eye and thought that they'd CGI'd MVG projectile vomiting @DanDartsDawson
Our brand new pop video goes live Tuesday morning at 945AM. It’s mint. Come watch with us live, you bring the Butterkist, we’ll bring the Kia-Ora. youtu.be/VzMdRRChTLs?si…
Hold on a second mate, let me just look that up on X You know, the everything app!?
2024 Single Wicket Winner: @NathanWickk 2024 Plate Winner: @mudtree
So much about the immigration and asylum system is just completely unknown to people day to day. Some examples:
I’m positive this is hard and impressive because it’s in the Olympics but why does it look like what a toddler shows you after saying “look what I can do!”
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How it started. How it’s going The ultimate.
I know Biden pulling out of the US presidential race is big news but I can’t stop thinking about how an asparagus fortune teller prediction on Jeremy Vine could be right.
I know Biden pulling out of the US presidential race is big news but I can’t stop thinking about how an asparagus fortune teller prediction on Jeremy Vine could be right.
🚨🚨Letter published today to the environmental NGOs from @AngelaRayner & @SteveReedMP about housing, infrastructure & nature recovery. assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/669c04b9… "We want to use the value gained from enabling development to proceed quickly & smoothly to support nature recovery" ⬇️
To all the people saying "they should have locked the Just Stop Oil protesters up for longer", enjoy your weekend. But please remember that you wouldn't have a weekend, or any other fundamental right, were it not for protesters who were reviled by people like you.🧵

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