Jon Mullingtons @mullingtons

Full time oaf, part time nap enthusiast Brighton, UK Joined October 2010

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David Weigel @daveweigel

4 days ago

ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract. EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: hell yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks

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Daniel @growing_daniel

2 years ago

In retrospect it’s crazy that phone companies were like hey we’re going to put your name and address and phone number in a book and print a million copies to pass out all over town and everyone was like oh yeah of course

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cybr amir @cybramir

5 years ago

we failed as a society when we stopped using carpets like these in public spaces

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chaotic memes @memechaotic

a month ago

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Joe @JoePostingg

3 months ago

Certain Microsoft keyboards have an "Office Key", but there is no "Office key" programmed into Windows so when you push this key it sends "Crtl+Alt+Win+Shift". There are a list of associated office hotkeys you can press with the "Crtl+Alt+Win+Shift" combo.

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Joe @JoePostingg

3 months ago

Windows 11 has a hardcoded hotkey for LinkedIn (Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Windows+L). It can't be disabled, even using the registry. It's treated with the same level of sacrosanctity as "Crtl+Alt+Delete".

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Clive Thompson @pomeranian99

5 years ago

I'm bored of URL shorteners, so I'm gonna start using @snipeyhead and @mikelacher's "Shady URL": shadyurl.com/create.php It takes any normal URL and turns it into something that looks like it'll click through to a super-dodgy site crawling with syphilitic javascript 💯🦑

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Stefan Friedli @stfn42

3 years ago

Well, it took 29 years, but I finally watched the original Jurassic Park, a cautionary tale about understaffing your engineering department and letting people push code directly to prod.

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claire rogers @kclairerogers

2 years ago

My cousin’s 6th-grade breakup is kind of iconic

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insane moments in british politics @PoliticsMoments

4 months ago

Southampton City Council calls a meeting of people dressed up as plants and insects to ‘represent the non-human population of Southampton’ (2025)

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Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin

4 years ago

[porn director pulls me aside] you gotta quit saying "golly"

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Mike F @DeputyWarlock

a year ago

if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense