the poopoo guy @prefect_beanis
Music at: https://t.co/tkzlW6jfxQ https://t.co/EPa09rVfeU Spokane, WA Joined April 2016-
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on the last day i use twittwr i shall don the username "the poopoo guy" for a final farewell to my followers
I'd like to implant a snow crash style mind virus into the brains of people who post "wojacks" and then flip the detonator switch
need a massive burger that that sprays cheese like a lanced boil when its cut in half, and then looks like a big shitty ass that has the buttcheeks spread apart
Sweet tooth? Candy freak? All of the above? You know you love it. Click here to enter Wonka’s World.
Warren Buffet told Elon Musk not to fart a bubble into the pizza dough before he baked it. It’s a lesson in emotional intelligence.
You smell something rancid blow in with the sea air, like poop or a dead body. Roll a constitution save to see if you hurl.
Guess what. I just saw your ass on /r/facepalm. Pretty fucking sad, dude…
You ever get thirsty while you’re taking a bath and take a little sip of your sludge?
sup guys hows everyone doin on hellsite rn?
Waiting patiently for someone to send me a bluesky invite.
Go sit on your ass, turn on the game, and start fucking farting you big ass piece of shit.
Getting back at my ex-wife and her lawyer by blocking my rear windshield with a bunch of insane homemade decals and stickers
Here’s my “joke” to make you smile today. Suck my dick, kiss my ass, and go fuck your own momma. See you later with another one, dumbass.
I see the April Fools fuckwits are having their day in the sun. I won’t be participating in their bullshit. Bye.
Paying someone to wrap their arms around my fat gut and squeeze all the farts out of me until I’m skinny
If something good started happening you could bet that some fuck stick would get mad and think it was bad. Just goes to show what a fucked up whirl we’re living in
Uhhh… dude? You might not want to just leave your crap floating in there. Flush that shit. Dumbass…
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{4 minutes into the movie} (whispering) babe. Hey babe— Her: if you eat the bread now you won't have any later Ok. ... Hey babe Her: You already ate the googoo cake.
i cannot stop repeating this to myself
i hate to be the guy that makes up scenarios to get mad at but someone brainwashed by qanon or david icke or whatever is gonna see a green person in the background of real news stories and k*ll their whole family and then themselves before the end of the week
Oh my, I didn't realize they stacked shit that high. You're what, about a henway?
Hatcher Turd
Thatcher Hurd, Filthy Breaking Balls. 😷
If you are interested in my cock you should pay attention to my balls. Just kidding everybody
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@prefect_beanis damn homie, are you trying to eat that burger or fuck it?
thinking about the big butt I saw at the car dealership yesterday
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