Jeff the Dentist @quirkyfossil
Over educated and perpetually immature. Also, a dentist. Madison, WI Joined October 2009-
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At the time of writing, "well regulated" often involved mandatory monthly drill under the supervision of a government official, usually the local sheriff. You don't get to cherry pick.
At the time of writing, "well regulated" often involved mandatory monthly drill under the supervision of a government official, usually the local sheriff. You don't get to cherry pick.
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I generally despise Bill Maher's arrogant snark, but he is dead right on this one.
I generally despise Bill Maher's arrogant snark, but he is dead right on this one.
Zach Edy always looks like he's about to kill James Bond in space.
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Statement of Sen. Mitch McConnell, Feb. 13, 2021, Congressional Record vol. 167, no. 28, pp. S735–36: congress.gov/117/crec/2021/… “Mr. McCONNELL. Mr. President, January 6 was a disgrace. American citizens attacked their own government. They used terrorism to try to stop a specific…
Statement of Sen. Mitch McConnell, Feb. 13, 2021, Congressional Record vol. 167, no. 28, pp. S735–36: congress.gov/117/crec/2021/… “Mr. McCONNELL. Mr. President, January 6 was a disgrace. American citizens attacked their own government. They used terrorism to try to stop a specific…
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Sounds like so many on the right
Sounds like so many on the right
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I am interested to see how Justice Engoron and NY AG Letitia James address Donald Trump’s apparent unlawful $50+ million “debt parking” scheme that financial monitor Judge Barbara Jones (Ret.) smoked out. In short, when debt is forgiven it is treated as income, so wealthy people…
That's a lot of inappropriate apostrophes there, Reverend Homeschool.
That's a lot of inappropriate apostrophes there, Reverend Homeschool.
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🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS DO NOT LET THIS GO WITHOUT A REPOST!! Newly Released video shows Governor Abbott and the Republican Party is lying about the Border and Eagle Pass Texas. Texas National Guard is only covering a 1 mile radius. For a photo opp they show Texas National Guard…
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The Anderson Respondents filed their "Brief on the Merits" in the Supreme Court of the United States today. There is simply no answer to their claim that the former president is disqualified from the “Office of President” by Section 3 of the Fourteenth Amendment:
For those who now say Jan 6 "wasn't that big of a deal"
For those who now say Jan 6 "wasn't that big of a deal"
C'mon. Which of us hasn't been there?
C'mon. Which of us hasn't been there?
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In the rest of my thread, I will provide some highlights from my Sub.st@ack post at Stay-Home-Macro (SAHM). Please read the whole post there.
How did they get Modigliani as the courtroom artist?
How did they get Modigliani as the courtroom artist?
Bang on
The "next generation" HAS grown up. They ARE paying their own bills. They are in their early 30's. And the vast majority of them see Trump for the fraud he is.
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Wow. Never seen it all put together like this. Definitely worth a watch.
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IMMEDIATELY AFTER I ANNOUNCE MY CANDIDACY THE RADICAL SALT WATER MEDIA HAS BEGAN A NEW WAVE OF ATTACKS TO DISCREDIT MY CAMPAIGN. UNFAIR! SO SAD!
Kid gives a rhetorical master class. We need his kind in government. And he likes barbecue!
Kid gives a rhetorical master class. We need his kind in government. And he likes barbecue!
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