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Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. Seek out argument and disputation for their own sake; the grave will supply plenty of time for silence. Sheffield, England Joined August 2010-
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Punctuality is the simplest common courtesy you can give to others. I don't care if there was traffic, or "something came up". When you're late, you're saying one thing, and one thing alone: "My time is more important than yours."
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Was just talking with a NATO officer about the Russian Army and asked him how long it would take the Finnish Army to seize St Petersburg. He said, ‘not long, only problem they’d face is that the Poles would get there first.’
Tories are VERY angry that Angela Rayner called Rishi Sunak a pint-sized loser. Please don’t repost this in case #PintSizedLoser trends.
If Carlesberg did musical impersonations. Good morning.
Undoubtedly the most beautiful scene from the excellent Early Doors by @PhilMealey and Craig Cash. Knowing the phenomenally well observed characters, the build up and their interactions makes this all the sweeter.
Undoubtedly the most beautiful scene from the excellent Early Doors by @PhilMealey and Craig Cash. Knowing the phenomenally well observed characters, the build up and their interactions makes this all the sweeter.
I had a long call with my sister tonight. She has a Bible from 1764 that she picked up in a shop in the UK, where she lives. She read me one of the Chapters, called "Belle and the Dragon." It is a story that includes teleportation, dragons, of course 💃, and Persia and forgotten…
@AwayDays_ This was them outside the cat protection shop 😭😭
The royal family should be privatised. Let these useless ding-a-lings survive on the supposed profits they allegedly bring in via tourism.
I love Paul's reaction when he notices the police
Sweet baby Jesus! This is the greatest thing. 😂😂😂
Chris Patten has just murdered the party of which he was Chairman. It’s all in here - the bilge of Brexit, the worst foreign policy error ever made, and the insanity of the right wing cult’s grip on this once great political machine. Pure gold, spread it.
LEASE SIGNED for former Doncaster Sheffield Airport (DSA)! Today I can announce that we have signed a 125-year lease for the former DSA which will help to ensure the future of the airport site with the ambition to see planes flying once more from #Doncaster. #Delivering4Doncaster
Brand New @swfc engraved thermos water bottles now available | theterracestore.com/collections/sh… Retweet, we have one to give away #swfc
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288 Followers 1K FollowingPunctuality is the simplest common courtesy you can give to others. I don't care if there was traffic, or "something came up". When you're late, you're saying one thing, and one thing alone: "My time is more important than yours."
Watched The Mist (2007) last night. Didn't know anything about it, just it popped up in the menu, IMDB said 7.1 and watched it, and bloody hell, that ending. You don't get that very often in Hollywood films.
@SadiqKhan You’re an arrogant, lying, disgusting cunt of a man ferried around in armoured Range Rovers. I used to love visiting London for a weekend, I wouldn’t go now if you paid me, let alone expose my children to your nice, safe open plan crime scene. Thanks for leaving the comments…
How big would an eagle need to be to carry Gandalf?
Fair play to Adam Reach, I've given him some stick over the years but today was the best match he's ever had for Sheffield Wednesday. #swfc
Was just talking with a NATO officer about the Russian Army and asked him how long it would take the Finnish Army to seize St Petersburg. He said, ‘not long, only problem they’d face is that the Poles would get there first.’
2:55 tomorrow afternoon!.. #swfc 💙🦉
The genius of the Shawshank Redemption is almost entirely down to the script. The acting and cinematography are ok. But the story telling unfolds at its own pace without a second being wasted. Every single scene contributes something to the narrative.
May we all have the kind of joy in our lives that Francis Bourgeois experiences from trains.
@insultsrare STOP REPOSTING THIS TAKING THE PISS NOW
Fresh leaves.
After 15 pints of wheat beer on a business trip in Germany, I awoke to surprisingly feel not too bad, stood up from the bed, farted, followed through and covered the bed and most of the bedroom in liquid shit. Turns out I have a wheat beer I tolerance
Robert Peston, "Why does Rishi Sunak habitually make promises that he can't possibly keep? To be fair, he makes promises that if fulfilled are more the roll of a dice than his judgment and hard graft" "On inflation, there wasn't much he could actually do to deliver his pledge:…
“Hello, 712531, David speaking.”
Who had this absolute legend? On its own little table. “Hello, 380534”. Twiddling the springy cable while you talked. Good times.
Can’t believe people are claiming St George wasn’t English. He has the same name as King George I who was as English as they come. And George Michaels. Do some research. Chumps.
Please don't mock us middle-aged men you see going through a mid-life crisis. It's usually a sign we've finally woken up to the fact we've only got one life, time is running out and we need to try things we've always wanted to.